Google TiSP (BETA) is a fully functional, end-to-end system that provides
in-home wireless access by connecting your commode-based
TiSP wireless router to one of thousands of TiSP Access Nodes
via fiber-optic cable strung through your local municipal sewage lines.









Installing a typical home TiSP system is a quick, easy and largely sanitary process
provided you follow these step-by-step instructions very, very carefully.

#1   Remove the spindle of fiber-optic cable from your TiSP installation kit.

#2   Attach the sinker to the loose end of the cable,
take one safe step backward and drop this weighted end into your toilet.



#3   Grasp both ends of the spindle firmly while a friend or loved one flushes,
thus activating the patented GFlush™ system, which sends the weighted
cable surfing through the plumbing system to one of the thousands of TiSP Access Nodes.

#4   When the GFlush is complete, the spindle will (or at least should)
have largely unraveled, exposing a connector at the remaining end.
Detach the cable from the spindle, taking care not to allow the cable to slip into the toilet.



#5   Plug the fiber-optic cable into your TiSP wireless router,
which has a specially designed counterweight to withstand the centripetal force of flushing.

#6   Insert the TiSP installation CD and run the setup utility to install the Google Toolbar
(required) and the rest of the TiSP software,
which will automatically configure your computer's network settings.



#7   Within sixty minutes -- assuming proper data flow 
the other end of your fiber-optic cable should have reached the nearest TiSP Access Node,
where our Plumbing Hardware Dispatchers (PHDs)
will remove the sinker and plug the line into our global data networking system.

#8   Congratulations, you're online! (Please wash your hands before surfing.)



Note: If you have any difficulty installing, operating or simply living with TiSP,
we suggest joining the TiSP Help Group.





Professional Installation Service
You can also choose to request our professional installation service,
which dispatches an army of factory-trained, sub-contracted nanobots
from the TiSP Access Node. The nanobots travel with exhilarating
nano-speed through the sewer system and into your home to perform
the installation service, which should be complete within 15 minutes.
Note: For your own physical safety and emotional well-being and in consideration
of the nanobots' working conditions, please make absolutely
certain that your toilet is unoccupied at the scheduled appointment time.

In-Commode Package Delivery
With professional installation service, you can also have your
Google Checkout purchases delivered directly through the
sewage network into your bathroom. Each package comes pre-sealed
in a watertight and nanobot-resistant bag made of biodegradable corn-based plastic.
For a limited time, TiSP subscribers who sign up for a
Checkout account will receive free bathroom delivery on their first ten Checkout purchases.

TiSP for Enterprise
We're actively developing a higher-performance version of TiSP
specifically tailored to small and medium-sized businesses, including 24-hour,
on-site technical support in the event of backup problems, brownouts and data wipes.

Learn more about TiSP: Frequently Asked Questions


Izvor: http://www.google.com/tisp/

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