>>WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>Men Are Just Happier People--
>>What do you expect from such simple
>>creatures?
>>Your last name stays put.
>>The garage is all yours.
>>Wedding plans take care of themselves.
>>Chocolate is just another snack.
>>You can be President.
>>You can never be pregnant.
>>You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
>>You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
>>Car mechanics tell you the truth.
>>The world is your urinal.
>>You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because
>>this one is
>>just too icky.
>>You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a
>>bolt.
>>Same work, more pay.
>>Wrinkles add character.
>>Wedding dress $5000, Tux rental-$100.
>>People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
>>The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
>>New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
>>A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
>>You can open all your own jars.
>>You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
>>If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your
>>friend.
>>Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
>>Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
>>You almost never have strap problems in public.
>>You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
>>Everything on your face stays its original color.
>>The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
>>You only have to shave your face and neck.
>>You can play with toys all your life.
>>Your belly usually hides your big hips.
>>One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
>>You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
>>You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
>>You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
>>You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
>>minutes.
>>
>>No wonder men are happier.
>>Send this to the women who can handle it
>>and to the men who will enjoy reading it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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