Sta da radite ako vas komsija nema kravu....


COW POLITICS AND ECONOMICS

Democratic
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
Barbara Streisand sings for you.
Sta da radite ako vas komsija nema kravu.... 

Republicanism
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So?


Socialist
You have two cows.
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
You form a cooperative, to tell him how to manage his cow.


Communist
You have two cows.
The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
You wait in line for hours to get it.
It's expensive and sour.


Free Enterprise
You have two cows.
You sell one, buy a bull, and build a heard of cows.


Bureaucracy
You have two cows.
Under the new program, the government pays you to shoot one, milk the
other, and then pours the milk down the drain.


Corporation, American style
You have two cows.
You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one.
You force the two cows to produce the milk of 4 cows.
You are surprised when one cow drops dead.
You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and
are reducing expenses. Your stock goes up.


French Corporation
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
You go to lunch and drink wine.
Life is good.


German Corporation
You have two cows.
You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give
excellent quality milk, and run a 100 miles per hour.
Unfortunately, they also want 13 weeks of vacation per year (but then
again, why not...?)


Italian Corporation
You have two cows, but don't know where they are.
While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman.
You break for lunch.
Life is good.


Russian Corporation
You have two cows.
You have some vodka.
You count them, and learn you have five cows.
You have some more vodka.
You count them again, and learn you have 42 cows.
The Mafia shows up, and takes over however many cows you really have.


Taliban Corporation
You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which are two.
You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creatures private
parts.
You get a $40 million grant from the US government to find alternatives
to milk production.
You use the money to buy weapons.


Iraqi Corporation
You have two cows.
They go into hiding.
They send radio tapes of their mooing.


Belgian Corporation
You have one cow.
The cow is schizophrenic.
Sometimes the cow thinks he's French, other times he's Flemish.
The Flemish cow won't share with the French cow.
The French cow wants control of the Flemish cow's milk.
The cow asks permission to be cut in half.
The cow dies happy.


Florida Corporation
You have a black cow and a brown cow.
Everyone votes for the best looking one.
Some of the people who actually like the brown one best, accidentally
vote for the black one.
Some people vote for both.
Some people vote for neither.
Some people can't figure out how to vote at all.
Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state, tell you which one you
think is the best looking cow.


California Corporation
You have millions of cows.
They make real California cheese.
Only five speak English.
Most are illegals.
Arnold likes the one with the big udders.

Washington Corporation
You had 2 cows but leveraged them against big stock payoffs in
nothing.com.
You retire and spend dividends on waterfront property,
big boats and cars.
Nothing.com files for corporate bankruptcy, your stock bottoms out.
You flip burgers during the day and sweep up at Boeing at night to save
up for another cow.

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