"Tko nije vodio dijecu na Zagrebacki velesajam, taj ne zna sta je patnja..."


Lajanje na zvezde.. 

John H. Mallory: If you shoot me down, they will have to change all the maps...

ko je gledao razumece

Mongol General: Hao! Dai ye! We won again! This is good, but what is best in life?
Mongol: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.
Mongol General: Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

Conan the Barbarian (1982)

"I was outside the cabin smoking some meat. There wasn't a cigar store in the neighborhood!"

Groucho Marx - "Animal Crackers" 

In a Lonely Place (1950)

Dixon Steele: There's no sacrifice too great for a chance at immortality.
Waiter: [rolls his eyes] Yes sir.



_{Humphrey Bogart ovom prilikom deli mudrosti, ali u realnom životu - svašta bre ovi jadni konobari moraju istrpeti od nas.}

Najpoznatnije filmske replike

"I'll be back" je najpoznatija filmska replika na svetu, otkriva Sky. Ova fraza je dobila 16 posto od ukupnog broja glasova.



Na drugom mestu se sa 15 posto glasova našla fraza "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn" iz filma "Prohujalo s vihorom".



Treće je rezervisano za rečenicu "Houston, we have a problem"  iz filma "Apollo 13".

Onda sledi master Joda sa "May the force be with you" iz filma "Star Wars Episode IV – A New Hope" kao i "No, Mr Bond. I expect you to die" iz filma "Goldfinger".



Izvor: Domino magazin

Mahandra McGinty: Oh, my God, Jaye. You cannot do this to him. You promised.

Jaye: I know. I'm trying to save him... by avoiding him so I could be with him. But I can't go near him, or I'll destroy him. So if I could just manage to stay away from him then maybe we could be together.
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Aaron Tyler: [about Jaye] She lives in a trailer park. Clearly she's disturbed. I mean, clearly.

- Wonderfalls

Može li i iz serija ?

Džoker:

"If youre good at something, dont do it for free!"

Nije iz filma, ali...citati godine:

“Seeing Yoda advertise Vodafone is like seeing a picture of my grandmother in a phone box, advertising cut price blow jobs.” Simon Pegg

“What is needed today now more than ever is star peace, for there is an ominous mutual threat to all science fiction. It’s called Twilight, and it is really, really bad.” George Takei attempts to broker a treaty between Trekkers and Star Wars fans against a greater evil

“If I DID write Hunger Games, everyone would talk about God a lot and we’d never find out who won.” Damon Lindelof

“As you know from my background I don’t really have a problem with showing violence; all I do is show what happens, even if that is impaling kids” King of the Bs, Uwe Boll

“I know believing in mutated talking turtles is kinda silly to begin with, but am I supposed to believe there are ninjas from another planet? The rape of our childhood memories continues.” Actor and musician, Robbie Rist on the upcoming Michael Bay-backed Turtles movies

“My twitter feed: 38% : ‘You should write the new Star Wars!’ 47% : ‘Don’t f••king touch the new Star Wars’. 15% : Undecided.” Go on, Damon Lindelof, do it to annoy the haters

“My list of top ten movies this year is just Looper eleven times.” Bryan Lee O’Malley

“’I’ve been expecting you, Mr. Bond’ – James Bond’s mother giving birth.” Peter Serafinowitz

“I’ve always wondered since Alien; who were the space jockeys? I guess I know now. They were jerks. The end.” Sam Witwer

“As a British actor people ask you, ‘What’s next?’ and you just think, ‘Whatever I’m f••king given.’ This is Britain mate, you get what you’re given. And if you’re lucky enough to go to Serbia and given an action film, in the f**king middle of space, you better grab it by the bullocks and give it your frigging best. Which is what I’ve done. Get out there, and do the damned thing. And it was brilliant. It was the best fun ever. Christ I’ve burnt myself today. I look like a f**king lobster. I’ve got rings where my fatty like rolls have been… very British. I look very, very British.” Joe Gilgun, talking about outer space prison movie Lockout while camping. Um…

“Alien Vs Predator? Believe it or not I’ve actually still not seen it all the way through.” Ewen Bremner. And he was in it!

“It’s nice to be thought of but I do not want the part and would not accept if it were offered to me. I did my Who time and I died. The end.” Simon Pegg on being the next Doctor Who

“Described on the poster as, ‘The movie the Vatican didn’t want you to see.’ Why? Because it’s crap. ‘Hey we didn’t come up with an ending. Maybe you brought one yourself? Or why not go to our website and see if we did any better there.’” Mark Kermode on The Devil Inside

“If you’re not a nerd I don’t want to speak to you. You must at least have taken the lid off your computer at some point?” Terry Pratchett

“I’ve done it with somebody else in front of my husband before so I think it was actually much more awkward for Colin. He was the one who was like, ‘Are we done? Are we good?’” Kate Beckinsale on her Total Recall sex scene

“When we were acquiring the license rights from the guys that own the comic, 2000AD, that Dredd appears in, it was written into the contract that he couldn’t take his helmet off.” Alex Garland on getting the priorities right for Dredd

“His style is almost indistinguishable from mine. His ideas are better than mine.” Stephen King is impressed by his son, Joe Hill

“I was a lesbian and had an affair with my best friend, Debbie. Then I got pregnant by her dad and I had an abortion and killed him with a chair leg.” Jenna Louise Coleman on her pre-Doctor Who life in Emmerdale

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