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12 Great Wet T-Shirt Moments

Often gratuitous, never subtle, and almost always worthy of the pause button - the wet t-shirt scene can jump start careers, save horrible movies, ruin great movies, make you miss important dialogue, destroy marriages, scar children, start puberty, and kill small animals. It's sad to think of how many quality scenes like this I've missed over the years which is why I decided to stick with my own personal highlight reel. Please feel free to add your favourites below with working links to screen-caps and/or video. Let us begin.

12. AS GOOD AS IT GETS (1997)

Somewhere in the middle of winning four straight Emmy Awards for her work on "Mad About You", Helen Hunt showed off her glistening womanly attributes to Jack Nicholson and won an Oscar for her troubles. Jack even won an Oscar for looking at them. I won nothing, except a new appreciation for "Mad About You".

11. KANGAROO JACK (2003)

I never thought KANGAROO JACK would make a Ten Spot (not even for the Top 10 Movies With Kangaroos) but here it is. And there's Estella Warren turning a family movie into soft-core porn. Here's a funny (if a little off topic) tidbit - IMDB says if you enjoyed this title, their database also recommends TERMINATOR 3, ROAD HOUSE , and ICHI THE KILLER. Awesome.

10. THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (2003)

Probably the most productive wet t-shirt scene ever as Jessica Biel chops off Leatherface's arm, steals a baby, hotwires a car, runs over a Sheriff three times, and escapes hell on Earth. All that and I'm pretty sure she could kick my ass if she had to. Believe me, if we ever meet, she'll have to.

9. WILD THINGS (1998)

Denise Richards gets a little wet while washing Matt Dillon's Jeep so she decides to go in and get raped instead of drying off. It's all an elaborate hoax of course, Matt Dillon's Jeep wasn't even dirty. Denise liked the look so much she did it again for the last half hour of THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH but I couldn't find any pictures because Wettshirtscenes.com doesn't exist yet. F*cking internet.

8. TARZAN, THE APE MAN (1981)

I know it's not really a t-shirt but I'm pretty sure this is the only time Bo wears anything in this whole movie so I just went for it. We definitely need more actresses like Bo Derek nowadays, and not just starring in adult movies. Her absolute hatred of clothing did wonders for the scripts she chose and actually saved studios millions in wardrobe expenses.

7. MY BOSS'S DAUGHTER (2003)

See that scene above? It takes less than five minutes to watch. Find it, watch it, return it. There's nothing else of interest here. Carmen Electra and wet t-shirts go together like Vida Guerra and thongs. Exactly like that - neither woman should ever wear anything but.