Igrao sam keca na Manutd. Nadam se da ce ih rascopati i to da im Gigs i Skols kao slavljenik daju golove a moze i drugi neman nista protiv.

Skols je prava legenda! ! ! !


[Edit by kokota: Pisanje teksta velikim slovima [ALLCAPS] zabranjeno Pravilnikom Burek Foruma. Koristite blagodeti formatiranja teksta ako zelite nesto naglasiti!]

ferdinand bio komotno mogao u napadace

Runi dugo čekao, dočekao het-trik!


Vejn Runi je, najzad, posle deset utakmica 'posta', postigao gol, a njegov het-trik doneo je novu pobedu Junajtedu i zadržao tim Aleksa Fergusona na prvom mestu.

Kerik i Kristijano Ronaldo su asistirali, a Runi pogađao, pa je Bolton upisao i treći poraz na svom 'Ribok' stadionu.

Trener Boltona Sem Alardajs bio je miran posle utakmice.

"Vejn je pokazao da je najbolji engleski igrač u Premijerligi. Zaslužio je da postigne tri gola i pokazao koliko su grešili oni koji su ga osporavali."

"Ovo je jednom moralo da se dogodi, pričao sam sa Vejnom i govorio mu da se opusti i bude koncentrisan," rekao je menadžer Mančester junajteda Aleks Ferguson.
Izbor: www.b92.net/sport

Samo da tako i nastavi.

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