God created the donkey
and said to him.
"You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset
carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass,
you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years."
The donkey answered:
"I will be a donkey, but to live 50years is much. Give me only 20years"
God granted his wish.
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!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

God created the dog
and said to him:
"You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend.
You will eat the scraps that he gives you and
you will live 30years.
You will be a dog. "
The dog answered:
"Sir, to live 30years is too much,give me only15 years.
" God granted his wish.size=6>
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!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
God created the monkey
and said to him:
"You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks.
You will be amusing and you will live
20 years. "
The monkey
answered:
"To live 20years is too much, give me only 10years."
God granted his wish.
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!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

Finally God created man...
and said to him:
"You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth.
You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals.
You will dominate the world and you will live 20years."

Man responded:
"Sir, I will be a man but to live only
20 years is very little,
give me the 30years that the donkey refused,
the 15years that the dog did not want and
the 10years the monkey refused.
" God granted man's wish ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .......

And since then, man lives
20 years as a man ,

marries and spends
30 years like a donkey,
working and carrying all the burdens on his back.

Then when his children are grown,
he lives 15years like a dog taking care of the house
and eating whatever is given to him,

so that when he is old,
he can retire and live 10years like a monkey,
going from house to house and from one son or
daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.

That's Life.

Bog stvori magarca i rece mu:
o Ti si magarac. Radices od jutra do mraka i nositi teske terete na
svojim ledjima. Jesces travu i ziveces 50 godina.
Magarac malo razmisli i rece:
o Gospode, za ovakav zivot 50 godina je previse. Molim te, nemoj da
zivim vise od 20.
I bi tako. Tada Bog stvori psa i rece mu:
o Ti si pas. Bices uvek budan i ziveces s covekom. Jesces njegove
ostatke i ziveces 25 godina.
Pas se zamisli i rece:
o Ziveti pasji zivot 25 godina je previse. Molim te, daj da zivim
najvise 10 godina.
I bi tako. Bog stvori majmuna i rece mu:
o Ti si majmun. Skakaces s drveta na drvo i glumices budalu. Zabavljaces
sve oko sebe i ziveti 20 godina.
Majmun se pocesa po glavi i rece:
o Ziveti 20 godina kao budala i klovn je previse. Gospode, nemoj da
zivim vise od 10 godina.
I bi tako. Na kraju Bog stvori coveka i rece mu:
o Ti si covek, jedino inteligentno bice koje hoda po Zemlji. Bices
gospodar svim ostalim bicima. Vladaces Zemljom i ziveti 20 godina.
Tada covek odvrati:
o Gospode, biti covek samo 20 godina je premalo. Molim te, daj mi onih
20 godina sto ih je magarac odbio, onih 15 godina od psa i onih 10
majmunskih godina.
I bi tako. Tako Bog stvori coveka da zivi punih 20 godina kao covek,
onda se ozeni i zivi 20 godina kao magarac radeci i noseci tesko breme
na svojim ledjima. Kad dobije decu, zivi 15 godina kao pas cuvajuci kucu
i jeduci ostatke hrane, a posle svega toga dodje u godine da zivi kao
majmun glumeci budalu da zabavi svoje unuke.

  pa i nisi bas morao prevoditi 

I nisam...