An American,a Brit and an Iraqi are in a bar one night, having a beer.
The Yankee drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls
out a gun and shoots the  glass to pieces. He says "In the States our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same on twice."
The Brit obviously impressed by this drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots  the  glass to pieces. He says "In the British Isles we have so much sand to  make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
The Iraqi, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his gun and  shoots the Yank and the Brit.
He says "In Baghdad we have so many Americans and Brits that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."

A woman was helping her computer-illiterate husband set up his
computer and at the appropriate point in the process, told him
that he would now need to choose and enter a password, something he will use to log on.
The husband was in a rather humorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in "penis."
His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:

PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH

Ah... stara dobra slika je bila o tome

A  first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"
Harry  answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and  I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"

Ms.  Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
While  Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what  the situation was.The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy  a test. If he
failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the  1st grade and
behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the  conditions were explained to him and he
agreed to take the  test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9".
Principal:  "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36".
And so it went with every question  the principal thought a 3rd grader
should know.

The principal looks at  Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can
go to the 3rd grade."
Ms.  Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."
The  principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have  four of that I have only two of?"
Harry, after a moment:  "Legs."
Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not  have?"
The principal wondered, why would she ask such a  question!
Harry replied: "Pockets."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog  do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants"
Ms. Brooks: What's  starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin,  whitish liquid?
Harry: Coconut.
The principal sat forward with  his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then  comes out soft and sticky?
The principal's eyes opened really wide and  before he could stop the answer.
Harry: Bubble gum
Ms. Brooks:  What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a
dog do on three  legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands."
The principal was  trembling.
Ms. Brooks: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in'K' that  means a lot of heat and excitement?
Harry: "Fire truck"

The  principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher,
"Put Harry in the  fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong"

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