Ma, gde su ti normalni?

Nije retkost čuti žalopojke kako je postalo nemoguće naći nekog normalnog (misli se na potencijalnog partnera ili partnerku). O ženama se čuje da su sve skockane od glave do pete i da samo love nekog bogataša, a muškarci samo traže sebi "sponzorušu", a ne neku normalnu ženu. Kako onda naći nekog normalnog ili neku normalnu? Učini vam se ponekad da ste vi (i oni kojima se žalite o tome) jedina preostala normalna stvorenja.

Ako ste žena, najverovatnije ćete se, deprimirane nedostatkom normalnih muškaraca, zavući u kuću i gledati omiljene filmove i serije, ili čitati omiljene knjige, ili surfovati Internetom. Možda preko Interneta i upoznate nekog, ali takvu vezu ne shvatate ozbiljno - dopisivanje jeste zabavno, ali ko zna sa kim se zapravo dopisujete? Možda sa nekom australijskom babom koja se, zabave radi, predstavlja kao zgodni tridesetogodišnji muškarac?

Ukoliko ste muškarac, moguće je da ćete sa dobrim prijateljima otići u igraonicu na još jednu partiju ubijanja svega što se kreće, ili na utakmicu, ili ćete jednostavno vegetirati pred televizijskim ekranom ili pred svojim kompjuterom. U svakom slučaju, bićete na mestu gde se žene - normalne ili ne - ne pojavljuju.

Kako onda da se dve normalne osobe sretnu? Kako, kad su se svi zavukli na neko bezbedno mesto gde neće naići ni na kakvog - normalnog ili ne - pripadnika suprotnog pola? Jeste, bezbedno je. Verovatno je i udobno, a moguće i zanimljivo. Međutim, isto tako je i usamljeno - i bez perspektive da se to stanje usamljenosti promeni.

Verovatno pogađate koji bi bio izlaz iz te situacije: da "normalni" pomole nos iz mišjih rupa (pardon, udobnih domova, igraonica i slično) u koje su se zavukli, da počnu da izlaze i da se upoznaju sa ljudima. Jeste, naleteće na mnoge koji im se neće dopasti - ali s vremenom naići će i na nekog ili neku koja je baš ono što su tražili. Onda će uslediti čuveno pitanje: pa kako to da se ranije nisu sreli?

Izvor: Krstarica

  pa normalni po definicij su:" oni koji se uklapaju u većinu! "

Ali normalan muškarac je onaj po meni danas koji ne tuče devojuku, koji se nekocka, koji zna da popije a da pri tome ne pravi gluposti, koji ima neki hobi koji ga ispunjava, koji nalazi zadovoljstvo i u poslu i porodici, Koji spolja izgleda odlučno i sigurno, a u porodici zajedno odlučuje sa svojim ukućanima o tome šta im je činiti...i takoc, to je neko ko je za zajednicu, a ne protiv nje!

u potpunosti se slazem!
been there-done that!

Lajza Mineli-Ring them bells

About a year ago - I heard this truly terrific, absolutely true story
And it just so happens that I told a couple of friends of mine this truly terrific, absolutely true story
And it just so happens that these friends of mine are song writers
And guess what happened, right, truly terrific, absolutely true song

Gather around, I've got a story to tell, About a Manhattan lady that I know very well
She lives at five Riverside, her name is Shirley Devore, And she travelled 'round the world to meet the guy next door

Well there was trouble inside apartment 29 E, 'Cause Shirley's mother and dad were as upset as can be
They said we hate to complain dear and we don't like to grouse, But your nearly 32, you should get out of the house

You gotta ring them bells, you gotta ring them bells, You gotta make 'em sing and really ring them bells
It's such a happy thing to hear 'em ting-a-ling, You gotta ring - them - bells

Well Shirley was 31, which she was loathe to admit, And she had never been loved, which didn't thrill her a bit
And so she sat and she thought, she thought for hours on end, And said I'll go to Chase, Manhattan, where I got me a friend

And so she borrowed a thou' and called TWA, And told her mother and dad that she was up and away
I'm gonna travel the continent, a month, maybe two, And haul me home a hus' if it's the last thing I do

You gotta ring them bells, you gotta ring them bells, You gotta make 'em sing and really ring them bells
It's such a happy thing to hear 'em ting-a-ling, You gotta ring - them - bells

She met a Londoner first, but they did not hit it off, 'Cause every time she approached he got a bronchial cough
And so she went to Madrid and met a handsome Senior, But he liked to throw the bull and he was no matador

She also bombed out in Brussells, in Mallorca and Rome, **Til' someone said try Dubrovnik dear before you go home
'Cause it's the kind of a town where you'll be likely to fall, And all the toni Cognoscenti find the Balkans a ball

You gotta ring them bells, you gotta ring them bells, You gotta make 'em sing and really ring them bells
It's such a happy thing to hear 'em ting-a-ling, You gotta ring - them - bells

And so she went to Dubruvnik and the very first day, She met a guy on the beach who took her reason away
Yes it was love at first sight and quite a beautiful scene, She said my name is Shirl Devore, he said I'm Norm Saperstein
She said are you from New York, He said that can't be denied, I've got a swell junior three at number five Riverside
Five? five Riverside Drive in New York, that's where you live? That's-that's where I live, Five? Are you sure?
As if that wasn't enough, for Shirley thought she'd gone deaf, When he told her his apartment there was 29 F

Yes, she was 'E', he was 'F', and they had not even met, Until she travelled the world to Yugoslavia yet
He'd always been right next door and she would never have known, If she hadn't tried Dubrovnik, she might still be alone

Well - there's - a - moral to learn from little Shirley Devore, Who had to borrow a thou' to find a lover next door
You girls who live in apartments, don't just stare at the wall, Open up the door and hurry out in the hall

And... - Oh Ring them bells, come on, come on, ring them bells
Make 'em sing, you'd better ring them bells
It's such a happy thing to hear 'em ting-a-ling
You gotta swing them, ring them, swing them, ring them be-ells...