AIN'T THAT JUST LIKE A WOMAN


There was Adam, happy as a man could be,
Till Eve got him messin' with that old apple tree
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
They'll do it every time

Lot took his wife down to the corner for a malted,
She wouldn't mind her business, boy, did she get salted
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
They'll do it every time

Samson thought Delilah was on the square,
Till one night she clipped him all his hair
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
They'll do it every time

From our history books we all learned,
Nero fiddled while Rome was burned
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
They'll do it every time

Marie Antoinette met some hungry cats at the gate,
They was crying for bread, she said, "Let them eat
cake"
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
They'll do it every time

You can buy a woman clothes,
And give her money on the side,
No matter what you do,
She ain't never satisfied
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
They'll do it every time

BUZZ ME


When i saw you this morning, baby
Tell me why did you walk away
When i saw you this morning, baby
Tell me why did you walk away
Can't believe that you don't love me
Thought our love was here to stay

Now buzz me, baby
I'll be waiting for your call
Buzz me, buzz me, buzz me
Buzz me, baby
I'll be waiting for your call
If you forgot the number
Come on over
You won't have to call at all
I never lied to no one
I ain't gonna lie to you
When i say i'm yours forever
Every word i say is true
Buzz me, baby
I'll be waiting for your call
If you forgot the number
Come on over
You won't have to call at all
Yes, buzz me, baby
I'm like the ship that's lost at sea
Buzz me, buzz me, baby
You mean so much to me
If i ever get my arms around you
I ain't gonna let go till 1973

CALDONIA BOOGIE


Walkin' with my baby she's got great big feet
She's long, lean, and lanky and ain't had nothing to eat
But shes my baby and I love her just the same
Crazy 'bout that woman 'cause Caldonia is her name

Caldonia
Caldonia
What makes your big head so hard?

I love her. I love her just the same
I'll always love her, baby, 'cause Caldonia is her name

[solos]

(spoken verse:)
You know what mama told me? Mama said son...
Keep away from that woman - she's gonna take all your
money
Hey, hey, hey boy.... Don't laugh about my mama - you
hear that?
Hey man I told you man....
You don't know what you doin' boy - don't laugh about my
mama

Caldonia
Caldonia
What makes your big head so hard?

CHOO CHOO CHA BOOGIE


Headin' for the station with a pack on my back,
I'm tired of transportation in the back of hack,
I love to hear the rhythm of the clickity clack,
And hear the lonesome whistle, see the smoke from the
stack,
And pal around with democratic fellows named Mac;
So, take me right back to the track, Jack!

Choo choo, choo choo, ch'boogie!
Woo woo, ooh ooh, ch'boogie!
Choo choo, choo choo, ch'boogie!
Take me right back to the track, Jack!

You reach your destination, but alas and alack!
You need some compensation to get back in the black,
You take your morning paper from the top of the stack,
And read the situation from the front to the back,
The only job that's open needs a man with a knack,
So put it right back in the rack, Jack!

Choo choo, choo choo, ch'boogie!
Woo woo, ooh ooh, ch'boogie!
Choo choo, choo choo, ch'boogie!
Take me right back to the track, Jack!

Gonna settle down by the railroad track,
Live the life of Riley in a beaten-down shack,
So when I hear a whistle I can peak through the crack,
And watch the train a rollin' when they're ballin' the
jack,
I just love the rhythm of the clickity clack,
So, take me right back to the track, Jack!

Choo choo, choo choo, ch'boogie!
Woo woo, ooh ooh, ch'boogie!
Choo choo, choo choo, ch'boogie!
Take me right back to the track, Jack!
Take me right back to the track, Jack!

FIVE GUYS NAMED MO


I gotta tell you a story from way back
Truck on down and dig me Jack
There's Big Moe, Little Moe,
Four-Eyed Moe, No Moe,
Look at brother,
Look at brother,
Look at brother Eat Moe
Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe
Who's the greatest band around
Makes the cats jump up and down
Who's the talk of Rhythm Town
Five guys named Moe
When they start to beat it out
Everybody jump and shout
Tell me who do the critics rave about
Five guys named Moe
They came out of nowhere
But that don't mean a thing
They rate high and you'll know why
When you hear them sing
High brow, low brow, all agree
They're the best in harmony
I'm telling you folks you just got to see
Five guys named Moe
There's Big Moe ...
One guy ... Big Moe
Two guys ... Little Big Moe
Three guys ... Four-Eyed Moe
Four guys ... No Moe
Five guys ... Eat Moe
Five little guys named Moe

I LIKE 'EM FAT LIKE THAT.


Let the cats all criticize,
Joke about my baby's size;
She's reet with me
Because you see:
I like 'em fat like that.
When she bounces down the street,
She's a whole heap o' honey, and ain't she sweet?
Feels so fine
To know she's mine:
I like 'em fat like that.
You have all those lean chicks,
Tender and tall,
But when it comes to mean kicks,
My big fat mama is the best of all.
After I'm through workin',
I reach and grab my hat,
Hurry home,
Don't want her to be alone:
I like 'em fat like that!

I WANT YOU TO BE MY BABY


I (I)
I want (I want)
I want you (I want you)
I want you to (I want you to)
I want you to be (What?)
I want you to be my baby

Will (Will)
Will you (Will you)
Will you please (Will you please)
Will you please tell (Will you please tell)
Will you please tell me (What?)
If you're gonna be my baby

Listen to your Mama and you never will regret it
And if anybody wonders you can tell 'em that I said it
The only thing I know is that I never can forget ya
I been longin' for ya baby ever since the day I met ya
I gotcha where I want ya and I'm never gonna let ya get
away from me

Hear what I tell ya
I'm the gal for you and so you'd better start to face
it
If you ever lose my love you know you never can replace
it
I think it's time for you to start to givin' me some
lovin'
Carryin' a torch for you that's hotter than an oven
It's time for you to give me a little bit of lovin'
Baby, hold me tight and do what I tell you

I (I)
I want (I want)
I want you (I want you)
I want you to (I want you to)
I want you to be (What?)
I want you to be my baby

Will (Will)
Will you (Will you)
Will you please (Will you please)
Will you please tell (Will you please tell)
Will you please tell me (What?)
If you're going to be my baby

[Orchestral Break)

Hear what I tell ya
I'm the gal for you and so you'd better start to face
it
If you ever lose my love you know you never can replace
it
I think it's time for you to start to give me some
lovin'
Carryin' a torch for you that's hotter than an oven
It's time for you to give me a little bit of lovin'
Baby, hold me tight and do what I tell you

I (I)
I want (I want)
I want you (I want you)
I want you to (I want you to)
I want you to be (What?)
I want you to be, want you to be
Want you to be my baby

JACK YOU'RE DEAD!


When you got no more assurance
Than a great big hunk o' lead
If you don't respond to romance
Jack, you're dead

When a chick is smilin' at you
Even though there's nothin' said
You stand there like a statue
Jack, you're dead

You been always kickin'
But you stubbed your toes
When you ups and kicks the bucket
Just like ole man Mose'

When you get no kicks from lovin'
And you blow your top instead
It's a fact that you ain't livin'
Jack, you're dead

[bridge]

When you just ain't got nobody
Since you gone and lost your head
Rigor mortis has set in, daddy
Jack, you're dead

What's the use of havin' muscles
If your life hangs by a thread
If you ain't got no red corpuscles
Jack, you're dead

You been always kickin'
But you stubbed your toes
When you ups and kicks the bucket
Just like ole man Mose'

When you get no kicks from lovin'
And the news begins to spread
All the cats will holler "murder"
Jack, you're dead

All the breath has leaked out of you
If your friends gather round the bed
And look at you and say "Mm mm, don't he look natural?"
When that happens to you, daddy Jack, you're dead

KNOCK ME A KISS


Knock Me A Kiss

I like cake, no mistake, but baby if you insist
I'll cut out the cake, just for your sake
Baby! c'mon and knock me a kiss

I like pie, i hope to die, just to get a load of this
When you get high, doggone the pie
Baby! c'mon and knock me a kiss

When you pressed your little lips to mine, that was then
i understood
They taste like candy, brandy and wine, peaches, bananas
and everything
Good
I love jam and no film flam, scratch that off my list
This ain't no jam, the jam can scram
Baby! c'mon and knock me a kiss

When you pressed your sweet little lips to mine, that was
then i understood
They taste like candy, brandy and wine, peaches, bananas
and everything
Good
I like cars and big cigars but baby they won't be missed
If everyday i hear you say
Baby! c'mon and knock me a kiss

Baby! c'mon and knock me a kiss

LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL


Hey, everybody, let's have some fun
You only live but once
And when you're dead you're done, so
Let the good times roll, let the good times roll
I don't care if you're young or old
Get together, let the good times roll
Don't sit there mumblin', talkin' trash
If you wanna have a ball
You gotta go out and spend some cash, and
Let the good times roll, let the good times roll
I don't care if you're young or old
Get together, let the good times roll
Hey mr. landlord, lock up all the doors
When the police comes around
Just tell 'em that the joint is closed
Let the good times roll, let the good times roll
I don't care if you're young or old
Get together, let the good times roll
Hey tell everybody
Mr. king's in town
I got a dollar and a quarter
Just rarin' to clown
But don't let nobody play me cheap
I got fifty cents more that i'm gonna keep, so
Let the good times roll, let the good times roll
I don't care if you're young or old
Get together, let the good times roll
No matter whether rainy weather
Birds of a feather gotta stick together
So get yourself under control
Go out and get together and let the good times roll