Most Java developers wear glasses because they don't C#. Consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand, and makes it sound confusing. Any fool can use a computer. Many do. There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer. If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
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Most Java developers wear glasses because they don't C#. Consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand, and makes it sound confusing. Any fool can use a computer. Many do. There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer. If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.