Kako voli da provocira, gmaz zidovski

Naprotiv, jevrejstina i jeste razlog sto se ponasas tako kako se ponasas

framling

Znas li ti ko su semiti?

Ko je Srbin ?
pozajmljeno sa drugog sajta ,nisam siguran ko je autor.
Znas da si Srbin kada...
You know ur Serbian when...
When you pack to go for Serbia and out of the 4 suitcases you are carrying, only one of them is actually yours .
When 3 different strangers are waiting for you at the airport tocollect their gifts that you are carrying with you
When you tell people you are Serbian, they always ask... „So ... What is it like there now?”
You live in the adult world but when you go home, you feel like you’re 9 years old all over again
When you're at a soccer game and your tata is yelling „jebo vas ja ” at the whole team
and all the „amerikanci” know it can't be a good thing
Your parents tell you that girls  love guys that can dance a good kolo
if you’re not married by the age of 20 your family wants to send you back home to find a nice girl
You have more than 200 serbian movies, but you have never watched them
You have a good husband if he works and doesn't beat you
At your christening a zlatan dukat iz Austougarske on your navel will protect you from evil and make you rich
Baba says „palachinke” and everyone heads for the table
When she is mad, your mama tells you that she will send you back to where you came from ,u picku materinu
When your tata does a running commentary through a movie and he thinks he knows everything that's going to happen even though he has never seen the movie
There is always „pita” gibanica ili burek ili sa jabukama on the kitchen counter and multiple pita dough bundles in your freezer at all times
After cooking Pita, you eat it for dinner, breakfast, lunch and dinner
Your parents don't expect you to make good grades, as long as they are better than everybody else's
Your tata yells at you „budalo, neznas ništa!” when you tell him that
the crowd isn't yelling „DIVAC”, they are actually yelling „Defense”
during the Sacramento Kings game regardless if they are home or away

Seeing an animal's brain in the fridge doesn't freak you out
Your mom or baba only use two settings on the stove: MAX or OFF
When you call Santa „Deda Mraze”
When you mom or grandma tells you to pee before you go outside
When the only family you have here is your mom dad and siblings
You use the words brat i sestra for your brother and sister and for your cousins
You coverted the garage into a kitchen just to feed all the family and guest that showed
When your tata chases the pigeons off the balcony with a mop, then sits down and says „dayll be back”
When tata says „AMMA YOY” Ama JOJ
When everyone always turns over their cup after drinking tursku kafu even though they know there is no one to tell them their fortune.
When your tata is looking at an old photo album and sees himself young and says „jao sto sam bio frajer” and ur mom tells him „molim te nemoj da kenjaš vise!”
Your parents spend hours talking about the best djubre for the vegetables
You are named after your ujko, stric, tata or deda
Your mother keeps buying and sending you clothes long after you have grown up and left home
You are the only race that suffers from PROMAJA
When TATA goes to any professional and says STA ON ZNA, NEMA POJMA
You know you're a Serb when your parents yell „kakva je ta skola”
when you cannot complete their tax returns while you're in the third
grade.
You tell your friends that you love sipak (rosehip) jam and they have
no idea what it is.
You know ur a Serb kada je u frizideru uvek slanina a u ormanu domaca rakija koju sipate i nudite strancima umesto kafe ili caja samo da bi videli njihovu reakciju .

sta je sa mesavinom jezika???

When you mom or grandma tells you to pee before you go outside

Wtf, daj prestani da postavljas retardirane tekstove.

Biti Srbin znaci da te svi zivi zajebu i non stop trazis jos.  To je to u kratkim crtama.
Ja se vise i pitam ima li Srba i Srbije, ili smo mi samo postali iluzije necega sto je bilo davno.

Ne brate mi smo uvek bili posledica sopstvenih iluzirnih shvatanja i percepcije sveta - kao i bilo ko drugi na ovoj planeti. Zvanje Srbin samo hrani nas ego u iluzornoj nadi da smo zbog tog zvanja drugaciji (bolji?) od ostalih stanovnika ove planete.

Nista ,ovo je pisano od nekog ko verovatno ima oko 13-15 godina i zivi u USA ,

A i u Srbiji 70% ljudi govori engleski  zasto bi to bilo sporno ?

Na primer rec Dzemper je engleska rec i isto se izgovara na obadva jezika ne mozes sad ti da izmislis neku srpsku zamenu za tu rec .

il na primer" Deca idu u Skolu "-Skola je portugalska rec nije srpska.

Procitaj knjigu od Borislava Pekica "Vreme Cuda" o Isusovim dugodovstinama stampanoj na srpskom jeziku ,na svakoj drugoj strani ces naci bar po jednu ili dve engleske reci .

Ja bih radije da se izbegavaju turske reci kojih ima mnogo vise,

Ma covece ,Ovo je pisalo neko srpsko dete koje zivi u USA ,to je kako ono dozivljava i vidi svoj indetitet ,

Prema tome ako ti se ne svidja to je tvoj problem ,prestanite samo da kritikujete vec napisite nesto bolje.

When TATA goes to any professional and says STA ON ZNA, NEMA POJMA


brate, imbecilno je, daj obidji ubuduce sa ovakvim postovima...