A. DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish............................................49

Adventurous....................... Slept with everyone

Athletic..................................... No tits

Average looking................................. Ugly

Beautiful........................... Pathological liar

Contagious Smile.................. Does a lot of pills

Emotionally Secure...................... On medication

Feminist......................................... Fat

Free spirit.................................... Junkie

Friendship first......................... Former slut

Fun.......................................... Annoying

New-Age................. Body hair in the wrong places

Old-fashioned.................................. No BJs

Open-minded................................ Desperate

Outgoing........................ Loud and Embarrassing

Passionate.............................. Sloppy drunk

Professional.................................... Bitch

Voluptuous................................... Very Fat

Large frame................................. Hugely Fat

Wants Soul mate................................ Stalker


B. WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

1. Yes = No

2. No = Yes

3. Maybe = No

4. We need = I want..

5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry

6. We need to talk = You're in trouble

7. Sure, go ahead = You better not

8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later

9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!

10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?


C. MEN'S ENGLISH:

1. I am hungry = I am hungry

2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

3. I am tired = I am tired

4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

5 I love you = Let's have sex now

6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you

8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you

9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you

10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you

11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

fini nacin da odbijes nekog dosadnog






ovo vazi i obrnuto:
Do you want to have sex? = I am bored

 

Mnogo je finije reci ne, nego mozda

ali postoje osobe koje ne prihvataju ne kao odgovori, i ako mi to jasno i prilicno glasno ponovis vise puta

Ali postoje i oni koji nece stati dok ne dobiju jasno i glasno NE, a do tad je to u sustini mucenje, i zavlacenje :x

ja prvo kazem ne, ako dosadjuje, onda kazem mozda, i svi srecni

I dalje ne smaraju?
Pa  ako je bilo ne, a onda mozda, logino bi bilo nastaviti dalje dok ne cujem da

ako mozda ne upali, vadim noz i posle cuti ko zaklan

sto "ko"?

Ej vi gore- ocu da cujem smejanje a ne da mi tu fiozofirate!!!!!!!!!