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INTJ

Introvert(78%)  iNtuitive(50%)  iNtuitive  Thinking(1%)  Judging(56%)

You have strong preference of Introversion over Extraversion (78%)
You have moderate preference of Intuition over Sensing (50%)
You have marginal or no preference of Thinking over Feeling (1%)
You have moderate preference of Judging over Perceiving (56%)

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INFJ

INTP
I ntrovert(33 % ) iNtuitive (75 % ) Thinking
(38 % ) Perceiving(33 %)
You have moderate preference of
Introversion over Extraversion (33%)
You have distinct preference of Intuition
over Sensing (75%)
You have moderate preference of Thinking
over Feeling (38%)
You have moderate preference of Perceiving
over Judging (33%)

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INTP
Introvert(67%)  iNtuitive(38%)  Thinking(1%)  Perceiving(39%)
You have distinct preference of Introversion over Extraversion (67%)
You have moderate preference of Intuition over Sensing (38%)
You have marginal or no preference of Thinking over Feeling (1%)
You have moderate preference of Perceiving over Judging (39%)

ENTP
Extravert(33%)  iNtuitive(62%)  Thinking(62%)  Perceiving(11%)
You have moderate preference of Extraversion over Introversion (33%)
You have distinct preference of Intuition over Sensing (62%)
You have distinct preference of Thinking over Feeling (62%)
You have slight preference of Perceiving over Judging (11%)

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HOW MYERS-BRIGGS PERSONALITY TYPES ARE PORTRAYED ONLINE VS. HOW THEY ARE IN REAL LIFE

ENFP

Online Description:
ENFPs are passionate, idea-generating revolutionists who inspire others through their fierce determination and spirit.

Real ENFP:
*Hides inside watching cat videos for literally days at a time.*

INFJ

Online Description:
INFJs are wise and magical fortune-tellers who intuitively understand all the most complex mysteries of the Universe.

Real INFJ:
*Tries to analyze literally one thing.*
*Falls down the bottomless rabbit hole of over-thinking.*
*Gives up and watches TV.*

ENFJ

Online Description:
ENFJs are the revolutionary world leaders who mentor others towards great change and was probably your high school valedictorian.

Real ENFJ:
Wastes entire day trying to decipher the hidden meaning behind a friendly text message.

INFP

Online Description:
Eloquent, thoughtful poets who are sleep on a bed of roses and understand the greater meaning behind our existence.

Real INFP:
*Walks into a poll.*
“What the actual mother of fuck, who keeps putting these here.”

INTP:

Online description:
INTPs are mad scientist geniuses and all of them are Albert Einstein.

Real INTP:
“What if Walruses could drive cars, haha lol”
*Spends three days designing an app that generates walrus memes*

ENTP:

Online Description:
Argumentative devil’s advocate who WILL NOT REST until every idea in the world has been thoroughly debated.

Real ENTP:
“Lol that person’s wrong.”
*Smokes a joint.*
*Shrugs it off.*

INTJ:

Online Description:
INTJs are the mastermind overlords who can see 500 years in the future and will eventually take over earth and all of its inhabitants.

Real INTJ:
*Spends four hours mapping out a route to the grocery store and still gets lost.*

ENTJ:

Online Description:
ENTJs are cutthroat, competitive powerhouses who will stop at absolutely nothing to defeat and eliminate their opponents without remorse.

Real ENTJ:
Is literally the first person to help you when you’re in trouble.

ISTJ:

Online Description:
ISTJs are serious, duty-oriented social servants who will not eat, sleep or rest until justice is delivered to the world as a whole.

Real ISTJ:
*Stays inside playing computer games for three straight days, hoping that nobody will notice their absence.*

ESTJ:

Online Description:
Your micromanaging boss who only exists to professionally advance themselves and make your life a living hell.

Real ESTJ:
Just wants to get this freaking work day over with so they can grab a beer and chill out with their friends.

ISTP:

Online Description:
Daredevil badass who is probably off slacklining between mountain peaks while chugging a gallon of whiskey right now.

Real ISTP:
*Sees a text inviting them to go adventuring*
*Sits inside watching TV for three days*
Texts back “Nah”

ESTP:

Online Description:
Perma-wired adrenaline junkie who CANNOT LIVE without DRUGS SEX AND ROCK AND ROLL 24 hours/day.

Real ESTPs:
Probably has an advanced engineering degree and makes twice as much money as you do.

ISFJ:

Online Description:
Sweet grandmother, whose sole reason for living is hugging and baking cookies for everyone they know.

Real ISFJ:
Would almost always rather be at home reading fanfic.

ESFJ:

Online Description:
Gossipy girl whose goal in life is to get married, and who is probably your Mom.

Real ESFJ:
Some of the most sharp and motivated professionals you’ll ever meet.

ISFP:

Online Description:
Antisocial emo poets who refuse to talk to others because *nobody understands them* and that makes them want to cry.

Real ISFP:
Some of the friendliest and most fun-loving people you’ll ever meet.

ESFP:

Online Description:
Mindless party animal who has been drunk since the moment they were born.

Real ESFP:
Sharp, motivated, creative and probably understands you better than you understand yourself


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The mbti types when they're drunk?


INFP:  Will try to hug everyone in the room
ENFP:  Talks to anyone who’ll listen (and won’t listen)
ISFP:  Super affectionate
ESFP:  Probably running around the room; Most likely to jump on a table and dance
INTP:  Most likely to engage in deep conversation they won’t remember the next day
ENTP:  Loudly brags to everyone about their crazy theories
INFJ:  Still manages to be the mom of the group
ENFJ:  Takes care of their drunk friends even though they’re so intoxicated they can’t see straight
ISTP:  Probably climbing Mount Everest who knows
ESTP:  Most likely to get caught up in a “who can drink the most” competition and passes out
ISTJ:  Becomes extremely stubborn/adamant
ESTJ:  Most likely to get into a fight
ISFJ:  Most likely to dial their ex
ESFJ:  Talks about their feelings to whoever will listen (or won’t)
INTJ:  You can’t even tell they’re drunk
ENTJ:  Brags about the numerous ways they’ll take over the world

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HERE’S HOW TO ATTRACT EACH MYERS-BRIGGS PERSONALITY TYPE


ISFP: Be adventurous and playful and take an interest in them – then give them space to sort out their feelings and come to you.

ISFJ: Act like a superhero, but one who needs to be taken care of. They’ll jump at the chance to nurture your reckless spirit.

ISTP: Infiltrate their social circle, see them regularly, match their level of nonchalance and then put sex on the table.

ISTJ: Be bubbly enough to warm their hearts but scattered enough to imply that you need their help.

ENFP: Flirt with them once and then act completely unattainable. ENFPs love a challenge.

ENFJ: Act like the stereotypical bad boy/bad girl but show glimpses of deep emotion– they’ll clamor to figure you out and bring out the best in you.

ENTP: Challenge their logic and rebut their manipulative tactics.

ENTJ: Assure them that a relationship with you is a low-risk investment that will yield a sizeable emotional return. Be strong in your character, but not stronger than them.

ESFP: Look good, make it clear that you’re available and then just hang around for a while. Their natural ‘people curiosity’ will eventually drive them to come after you.

ESFJ: Be popular amongst your mutual peers but make it clear that you often forget to eat lunch or get enough sleep. They’ll lust obsessively after the chance to be the one who takes care of you.

ESTP: Act sweet, wide-eyed and impressed by everything that they do. Their ego will respond well to your fuel.

ESTJ: Have excellent hygiene and constantly tell them they’re right.

INFP: Act like you have a deep, brooding secret that you’re too guarded to reveal. The INFP will not sleep, eat or breathe until they’ve broken down your walls.

INFJ: Be one big, walking paradox. Look them deep in the eyes and tell them that you ‘Need them’ to help figure yourself out.

INTP: Take initiative. Take initiative again. Repeat until INTP notices your existence. Then take initiative again.

INTJ: Present them with a completely unprecedented way of thinking about something they were previously decided on. You’ll shake their foundation and win their admiration.