Zenski prijatelji:

Zena nije bila kod kuce cijelu noc.
Rekla je muzu da je prespavala kod frendice.
Muz uzme telefon, nazove deset njenih najboljih prijateljica i nijedna to ne potvrdi!

Muski prijatelji:

Muz nije dosao kuci cijelu noc i ujutro kaze zeni, da je prespavao kod prijatelja.
Zena uzme telefon, nazove deset njegovih najboljih prijatelja i petorica potvrde da je prespavao kod njih, dok su petorica tvrdila da je jos uvijek tamo!!!

Muska solidarnost ponekad i nije tako dobra kao sto se to moze pomisliti...

Hehe ovaj je ql

Sedamdeset stvari, kojih mora znati dobra zena:

a) kuhati
b) 69

Let's see if I understand how the world works lately...  

If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.

If your grandchildren are brats without  manners, you blame television.

If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer.

And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.

So, if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked in front of this computer, I want you to blame Bill Gates...okay?  :woowoo:

Pita Fata ujutro Muju:"Jesi li ti jos dugo jebo sinoc kada sam ja zaspala?"  

 

Uuuuuuuuuu strasan

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