Earwigs To Eternity

Oh four years long and oh what a sigh to hear my dear
Four long years now we stop to hear a whisper Alice Cooper
All of the time we have all of the time we have you
All of the time we have all of the time we have
We are throwing all of our hands so high you out there
Singing lovely dittie beautiful song for you to be aware
All of the time we have all of the time we have you
All of the time we have all of the time we have all of the time we have you
You're the one you're looking for let me in let me in
Who's there who's there who's there

Changing Arranging

Aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah ooh ooh ooh ooh
I'm changing arranging things I never thought I'd move before
I'm changing oh arranging to your personality I asked for it before
I need a soul who never say what I feel just fearing that I will accept the ideal
I lick the pie and I sweat all I see it's a carbon copy image of me
I'm dying had trying baby baby for the rest of my life
I'm trying had dying maybe maybe he's trying to be my life
I've got a never ending battle inside just trying to rectify my personal pride
I swear I don't know what it's got over me but I know it doesn't want to be free
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

Ain't That Just Like A Woman

Adam was as happy as a man can be
Til he started messin with an old apple tree

Ain't that just like a woman
Ain't that just like a woman
Ain't that just like a woman she'll do it every time

You can buy a woman clothes give her money on the side
No matter what you do she ain't never satisfied

Ain't that just like a woman
Ain't that just like a woman
Ain't that just like a woman she'll do it every time

Nobody Likes Me (Freak Out)

Nobody likes me
It's all my fault
Nobody likes me
Nobody likes me

Oh yes we all like you
We like you a lot
Yes we all like you
Yes we all like you

I never get a letter
We have no time
Never ever get a call from you
I have no dime

Oh yes you do
Oh no we don't [x3]
Yes! No! Yes! No! [etc.]

Never call, never write
Yes I do always try
Make me cry all the night
Sorry I made you cry
Make me sad, Make me mad
Tell me true, what can I do?

Way too late can't cant make up
All the late has built up
Ha ha ha ha aaah

Right we all like you
We like you a lot
We like all your family
We like your dog Spot
Even Spot?
Yes

Mr and MisDemeanor

Mister and misdemeanor middle of the roaders set beside the ocean
Landscapes an' laws agoshin' who put all of this in motion
Lucky Luciano Kenneth Pasarelli you take the modern mosquito to every big city
I sit beside misdemeanor here's new pretties for you
Nobody likes me but we adore you da da d da da yeah yeah yeah yeah
Nasty misdemeanor kickin' in the windows parked beside the ocean
Landscapes an' laws agoshin' who put all of this in motion
Da da d da da yeah yeah yeah yeah da da d da da yeah yeah yeah yeah

Shoe Salesman

I know a shoe salesman he's an acquaintance of mine
One day he showed me some marks on his arms in a line
I did not know what to say do you think those freckles will stay
I need a popsicle do you want lemon or lime
I've got a special today if you've got the time
Winking she pokes me in the side well we could go for a ride yeah
I did not know what to say do you think those freckles will stay heh
Well you think that she will see yeah heh I don't think she will see yeah heh

Still No Air

Who says the earth is crumbling and no sky is falling through sometimes I just can't die
The world should be assembling but not just right out of view whole days I would like to fry
Easy action got a rocket in your pocket
When you're a jet you're a jet all the way
From your first cigarette to your last dying day
Who says the earth is trembling and there's still no air
One two three four ooh ooh

Below Your Means

Come with me and we'll play you've got a lot I want like to stay so good so far
I see you playing right along sometimes it's better to belong ooh
I'll sing you my all night song you know it's better to belong
Under the cover of a midnight scene I got the sheets below your means ooh

Return Of The Spiders

Well stop look and listen there are ants that are gathered here
With my hands raised to speak but you all won't hear no you all won't hear we all won't hear
Let me in your living door let me in knock knock I said is there
Well it's me they're reaching in and I'm coming after you I'm coming after you coming after you
Well I'm tired yes I'm weary from my long journey but I'm not yet all ready to rest
For you can come along with me we go searching for rest yes
Come on and search with me oh search with me woah search with me
Come on and search with me wo woah come on and search with me aah

Laughing At Me

If it's laughing you need then it's laughing indeed
And it's laughing at me yes it's laughing at me
So I started to end the beginning to end
Then I ended the end yes I ended the end
And it's laughing it's laughing at me