"Hope"

[Originally by Descendents]

Why can't you see you torture me?
You're already thinking 'bout someone else
When he comes home you'll be in his arms
And i'll be gone
But i know, my day will come
I know someday, i'll be the only one

You wait for his spark
You know it'll turn you on
He's gonna make you feel
The way you wanna feel
When he starts to lie,
Makes you cry,
You know i'll be there
My day will come
I know someday i'll be the only one

Call me selfish
Call me what you like
I think its right
To want someone for all your own
And not share her love
And i'll have my way
And you won't have a say
Anyway
You don't stand a chance!

You wait for his cock
You know it'll turn you on
He's gonna make you feel
The way you wanna feel
When he starts to lie,
Makes you cry,
You know i'll be there
My day will come
I know someday i'll be the only one

My day will come
I know someday i'll be the only one

You want perfection
See your self-destruction
You don't know what you want
It's gonna take you years to find out!
Not giving up
And when you've had enough
You'll take your bruised little head and
You'll come running right back to me!

I will be the only one,
I will be the only one...

"I Know A Guy"

I know a guy...
He has sex with his sister
He used his dick to pop her
Four foot blister

And i know...
It's not that cool
He fucked her in my swimming pool

He's got three testicles
And he loves to...uhh...
Do shit...

FUCK YEAH!

"People, People, People"

People, people, people
Where's the love in this world?
People, people, people
Where's the love in this world?

Because you're all my brothers and sisters
And we all love with one heart...

So why won't some girl suck my cock?

"Silent Night Sing Along"

[Mark:] Can we turn off all the lights and have everyone bring up there lighters like its a big rock show, please?
[Mark:] Everyone bring out your lighters cause I know you all smoke pot
[Mark:] Now I want you all to sing along with me...

Silent night
Holy night
All is calm
All is bright
'Round yon virgin
Mother and child
Holy infant
So tender and mild

[Mark:] Yay! It's Christmas!
[Tom:] Yeah! And where the hell are my presents?!?
[Mark:] Hey! If you're looking for last minute christmas ideas...I think a good gift to give a guy is an orgasm!
[Tom:] I want one of those in my stocking!

"The Country Song"

Uh oh
Uh oh
Oh shit
Motherfucker!
I'm gonna start dancing!

Take off your pants dad
Your penis is the biggest thing
My Butt's ever had
Because I would know
It feels good

Shut your fucking face
Uncle fucker!

"The Family Next Door"

Oh how your mom is so inbred
last night I caught your mother
with your brother in her bed
five arms ten legs and four toes
the bitch has got four toes

When you fuck your family I guess
that's just the way it goes
when you fuck your family I guess that's,
that's just the way it goes
when you fuck your family I guess that's,
that's just the way it goes

But don't worry
your mom is not the only one
she's not the only one
because just the other night
I caught your dad taking your
brother's temperature with his thumb

When you go to your house
don't kneel or squat
don't kneel or squat
before you know it your dad will tie
my dick in a knot....... with his tongue

When you fuck your family I guess that's,
that's just the way it goes
when you fuck your family I guess that's,
that's just the way it goes

"This One Song"

This one goes out
To all our fans

To all the punk rock kids
Who've been into our band

You only know us
From this one song

Here's news for you
We've been around
Six years long
And it hurts...

Fuck yeah!

"Transvestite"

My mom, she's not a woman anymore,
She dresses like a man
dresses like a man,
She's not as feminine as she
Used to be before.
Now she is so damned masculine.

I close my eyes
My mom's not a woman anymore
She's wearing a disguise
Everytime she leaves through that door.

My mom's not the same
As she was in the past
If I misbehave she kicks my ass
My mom's not quite the
Woman that she was before
When my friends come over
She likes to wrestle them down to the floor.

And I close my eyes
My mom's not a woman anymore
She's wearing a disguise
Everytime she leaves through that door.

My mom's a transvestite.

"I Won't Be Home For Christmas"

(Deck the halls with boughs of holly fa la la la la la la la la)
(Tis the season to be jolly fa la la la la la la la la)

Outside the carolers start to sing
I can't describe the joy they bring
Cause joy is something they don't bring me

My girlfriend is by my side
From the roof are hanging sickles of ice
Their whiny voices get irritating
It's Christmas time again

So I stand with a dead smile on my face
Wondering how much of my time they'll waste
Oh god I hate these Satan's helpers

And then I guess I must've snaped
Because I grabbed a baseball bat
And made them all run for shelter

It's Christmas time again
It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand all year
I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
You people scare me
Please stay away from my home
If you don't wanna get beat down
Just leave the presents and then leave me alone.

Well I guess it's not cool to freak on Christmas Eve
Cause the cops came and arrested me
They had an unfair advantage

And even though the jail didn't have a tree
Christmas came a night early
Causes a guy named Bubba unwrapped my package (hot damn)

It's Christmas time again
It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand all year
I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
You people scare me
Please stay away from my home
If you don't wanna get beat down
Just leave the presents and then leave me alone.

I won't be home
I won't be home for Christmas
I won't be home
I won't be home for Christmas (please post my bail)
I won't be home
I won't be home for Christmas (please post my bail)
I won't be home
I won't be home for Christmas (please post my bail)
I won't be home
I won't be home for Christmas (please post my bail)
I won't be home
I won't be home for Christmas

"Wrecked Him"

With all those words you bring
Why do you say what you don't mean?
To those people who don't care about one thing that you might need

And you just don't know
Your actions always shine the most
To those people who don't care if you end up alone

You need some time to sew
All those bridges that you burned
'Cause there's nothing left to bring
To someone who just won't learn

Have you made up your mind?
How have you known what you decide
To those people who just think that you are telling lies

So I give up
I made it clear as it can be
To those people who don't care about one thing that you might need

You need some time to sew
All those bridges that you burned
'Cause there's nothing left to bring
To someone who just won't learn