Leave Me on the Moon / Fresh Meat and Old Slabs


(when the fat man shaving in the Pullman washroom
grunts, "what's this?")

leave me on the moon
I must be coming back too soon
pieces of pieces laying upon
somebody's walking on my hands
leave me on the moon
everybody knows it's true
everything is good as long it's stays still
coins jingle in my brain

you've been watching me
through your jewelry
sending rings around my hands
now that I'm near you
I slowly disappear you
your fingernails are much too long

leave me on the moon
you can stay there too
seems like everybody's just
floating away
while I tie myself down
while I tie my.....

Lemonade / The New Pollution single (UK) 1997


kiss the grass, slay a hag
feel the ?? freedom fag
get up early, do your chores
chase the murder with the rancid pores

???
the haunted beast with faces flayed
silver children make a fuss
??? with molten puss

??? crack their ???
with??? wings on ten-cent breath
revolution ??? fist
??? angel piss

flower-powered wussy songs
solid darkness goddess show
breathing heirlooms thru the hour
from the cradle lost their power

drinking up delicious ghost
they eat themselves from coast-to-coast
dancing in their bandages
the victims grow leaving messages

??? cocaine blast,
earthly mothers with flattened chests
slurpy gardens, mystic hours
fried vibrations over-power

???? of their hair
???? and underwear
crazy wires fuse their brains
drinking water sugar cane

playing drums and broken ???
??? gods and iron boots
soaring wicked love control
circus storm and demon skull

entering the solar ???
???, crystal clear
thrashing in the astral glow
flashing in their fleshly show

drinking up delicious ghost
they eat themselves from coast-to-coast
dancing in their bandages
the victims grow leaving messages

(this looks like a job for the Mystery Lyric Expert!--Deborah)

Let's Go Moon Some Cars / Fresh Meat and Old Slabs


(Play us a tune on an unbroken spinet and let the bells ring,
let the bells ring. Play music now! Play us a tune on an
unbroken spinet. Do not strike music from old broken keys.
Do not make ghosts with faded tinklings on the yellowed
board, but play us a tune on an unbroken spinet.)

Let's go moon some cars
yeah, let's go moon some cars
yeah, let's go moon some cars, my friend
yeah, let's go moon some cars.

Let's go steal some beer
yeah, let's go steal some beer
yeah, let's go steal some beer, my friends
yeah, let's go steal some beer.

Hooo!

Let's go set something on fire
yeah, let's go set something on FIRE!!
yeah, let's go set something on fire, my friend
let's go set something on fire.

Let's go shoot some pigs
well, let's go shoot some pigs
yeah, let's go shoot some pigs
let's go shoot some pigs.

Let's go steal some beer
yeah, let's go steal some beer
yeah, let's go steal some beer, my friends
let's go steal some beer.

hooooo! yeah
(whooping and hollering)

The Little Drum Machine Boy / Compilation: Just Say Noel 1996

(distorted repeated background theme: "Barukh Atah Adonai Eloheinu Melekh ha-Olam")

(spoken)
That's the holiday...
that's the Hanukkah robot funk
(ba-rum-pa-pum-pum uh.)
Right about now...
gonna drop some Hanukkah science
yeah, hmm, uh--this is it...

I press a button make the gentleman cry
I rock a beat to make the hamburger fry
I funk this joint and check out holiday gear
The system booming strictly Pioneer
under the rear
bringing a tear
I turn it out in a holiday mode
safe like a seatbelt in a Volvo
keeping it real like a spray-snow tree
we'll shut it down harmoniously
rockin' softly
808 beats

(rap) I get this shit lit like a menorah
funk so illegal I think I might need a lawyer
not a firestarter but my beats get hotter
even amount like an allowance (??)
footwear riot (??) New Balance
hanukkah pimp on a check
like a micro rock(??) gettin' in a sweat (??)
Neal's mackin' track
ejaculatin' on buffet tables and record labels
willin' and able
bring my funk in place of each beat (???)
lifestyles of the slick and sleazy
spin around and around like a dreidel
kind of science that puts you back in the cradle
shit, sometimes this track's so poignant
somebody please pass me some kind of ointment
put these rhymes together like a thief
clear up your nose like a eucalyptus leaf
dropping science, you don't even know what hits you
next thing you know you're 13 and get a bar mitzvah


(background: "His Eminence is gay.")

I get down, I get down, I get down all the way
yeah yeah yeah yeah ooohhhhhh
I get down, I get down, I get down all the way, etc.

Hanukkah pimp [x20]
Pimpin'!!!!

(assorted noises, "menorah, menorah, menorah.......and my book (??)")

MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack / Loser CD Single 1994

rollin..

mtv makes me wanna smoke crack
fall out of the window and I'm never comin back
mtv makes me wanna get high
can't get a ride no matter how I try
and everything's perfect
and everything's bright
and everyone's perky
and everyone's uptight
I love those videos
I watch 'em all day........

(what's the problem?)
uh...I dunno just stop the tape...

(lounge act)

mtv whoa! makes me wanna smoke crack
fly out the window and I'm never comin' back
mtv makes me wanna get high as the moon
like a rubber balloon
aww get that squeegee
everything's wonderful
everything's grand
everything's swinging
all across the land you know it
bust out the biscuits
strike up the band
play those videos
every woman and man

cuz mtv, whoa! makes me wanna smoke crack
fly out the window
and I'm never comin back
mtv makes me wanna get high as a kite
gettin all uptight
take it
aww yeah
fake it till ya make it
right about now
steppin into a cold ass fashion
aww yeah weedwack that thing

I work down at the video store
makin some change
with a sparkle in my step
and a smile on my face
condominiums risin above
and those video's are better than love

yeah! mtv!
mtv! check!
mtv makes me wanna smoke crack!

MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack / Beck/Bean Split 7" Single - Flipside Records (recorded 1993)


MTV makes me wanna smoke crack
fall out of the window and I'm never comin back
mtv makes me wanna get high
can't get a ride no matter how I try
and everything's perfect
and everything's bright
and everyone's perky
and everyone's uptight
I watch those videos
I watch 'em all day........
and I plug 'em in my eyeballs--
hey hey

and the colors are nice
and the pictures are nice
and the girls are nice
everything's so nice
I said MTV makes me wanna smoke crack
fall out of the window and I'm never comin back
MTV makes me wanna get high
can't get a ride, can't get a ride
can't get a ride, can't get a ride

well I work at the video store makin change
and I'm countin out the pennies twistin in my brains
condos in the distance and smog in the air
no one in the streets and no one anywhere
and I drink what I drink and I eat from a can
and I'm standing near the microwave
'til I feel special
now I'm checkin out the furniture, I wanna buy some
might buy a wheelchair and roll out of this town
yeah, and MTV makes me wanna smoke crack
fall out of the window and I'm never comin back
MTV makes me wanna get high
can't get a ride, can't get a ride
can't get a ride, can't get a ride
can't get a ride, can't get a ride
MTV makes me wanna burn flesh!
having an orgy down in the satellite dish!!!

(coughing)

Mutherfuker / Mellow Gold 1994

yo, homey don't play like that
[???] shit

hey, mr. asshole, what's your dirty hassle
sitting in your castle, judging everyone
you're actin'like it's chill
when the deal's gettin' ill
why don't you break your face on my head?

everyone's out to get you, motherfuker [x4]

total paranoia, tryin' to annoy you
everything I do is to try to fuck you up
screw chum chewin [?]
the house of spasm [?]
trucks drove on the situation, dude [?]

everyone's out to get you, motherfucker [x8]

Muthafukka / Golden Feelings 1994

homey don't play that shit

hey, mr. asshole, what's your big hassle
sitting in your castle, judging everyone
you're acting like it's chill
when the deal's getting ill
why don't you break your face on my head?

everyone's out to get you, motherfucker [x4]

trying to annoy ya, total paranoia
everything I do is to try to fuck you up
screw chum chewin [?]
the house of spasm [?]
trucks drove on the situation, dude [?]

everyone's out to get you, motherfucker [x7]

Modesto / Stereopathetic Soul Manure 1994

you came, you went
my mind it got a dent
I couldn't make my rent
'cause all my cash was lent

this town is filled
with thousand-dollar-bills
laminated songs
contaminated lawns
well we eat about fifteen times a day
starin' through a bag of frito-lay
and I play with the fire in the stove
when my eyes peel out and my fingertips get cold

well it's real and it's fake
and it's flamin' like a steak
and she's puttin' out my face with the rake
oh honey you knew
that you were my one and only blur

unglued, depressed
the meatloaf in my chest
personality test
I failed with the best
and I stomped and I stormed
and I passed out in your dorm
then you hustled me outside
I couldn't catch a ride
but the subway trains speak to me now
I'm browsing through the supermarket town
and the girls don't talk when I'm around
and I'm feelin' bad even though nothing's wrong

chokin' on a breathmint

that's cool
yeah, that's cool

(........stuck out here in the sand, they shot my mule and burned my wagon--


ran out of sourdough 2 days ago; ain't got no more lard. God bless you folks...)

Milk & Honey / Midnite Vultures 1999

Don't take your red ribbons off
You're about to make a fool of yourself
In the aluminum sunset
Drinking from a drain
I'm a hundred miles behind myself

Milk and honey
Pouring down like money
Make a poor boy wanna run
Milk and Honey
Do you wanna love me
Under the aluminum sun

Did you hear those war torn stories
Where the lifeguards slept in the streets
In the jungle lands
With the cold cola cans
You'll get the keys to the city for free

Milk and honey
Pouring down like money
Bring a poor boy to his knees
Milk and honey
No it isn't funny
Living in a garden of sleaze

Bangkok athletes in the biosphere
Arkansas wet dreams
We all disappear
Kremlin mistress
Rings the buddah chimes
She slips me ruffies
Receding hairlines

She's all right...touching my body
She's all right...on my computer
She's all right...selling me watches
She's all right...ring on my finger