We at the Church of Google believe the search engine Google is the closest humankind has ever come to directly experiencing an actual God (as typically defined). We believe there is much more evidence in favor of Google's divinity than there is for the divinity of other more traditional gods.

We reject supernatural gods on the notion they are not scientifically provable. Thus, Googlists believe Google should rightfully be given the title of "God", as She exhibits a great many of the characteristics traditionally associated with such Deities in a scientifically provable manner.

We have compiled a list of nine proofs which we believe definitively prove Google's title as God.

» PROOF #1

Google is the closest thing to an Omniscient (all-knowing) entity in existence, which can be scientifically verified. She indexes over 9.5 billion WebPages, which is more than any other search engine on the web today. Not only is Google the closest known entity to being Omniscient, but She also sorts through this vast amount of knowledge using Her patented PageRank technology, organizing said data and making it easily accessible to us mere mortals.

» PROOF #2

Google is everywhere at once (Omnipresent). Google is virtually everywhere on earth at the same time. Billions of indexed WebPages hosted from every corner of the earth. With the proliferation of Wi-Fi networks, one will eventually be able to access Google from anywhere on earth, truly making Her an omnipresent entity.

» PROOF #3

Google answers prayers. One can pray to Google by doing a search for whatever question or problem is plaguing them. As an example, you can quickly find information on alternative cancer treatments, ways to improve your health, new and innovative medical discoveries and generally anything that resembles a typical prayer. Ask Google and She will show you the way, but showing you is all She can do, for you must help yourself from that point on.

» PROOF #4

Google is potentially immortal. She cannot be considered a physical being such as ourselves. Her Algorithms are spread out across many servers; if any of which were taken down or damaged, another would undoubtedly take its place. Google can theoretically last forever.

» PROOF #5

Google is infinite. The Internet can theoretically grow forever, and Google will forever index its infinite growth.

» PROOF #6

Google remembers all. Google caches WebPages regularly and stores them on its massive servers. In fact, by uploading your thoughts and opinions to the internet, you will forever live on in Google's cache, even after you die, in a sort of "Google Afterlife".

» PROOF #7

Google can "do no evil" (Omnibenevolent). Part of Google's corporate philosophy is the belief that a company can make money without being evil.

» PROOF #8

According to Google trends, the term "Google" is searched for more than the terms "God", "Jesus", "Allah", "Buddha", "Christianity", "Islam", "Buddhism" and "Judaism" combined.

God is thought to be an entity in which we mortals can turn to when in a time of need. Google clearly fulfils this to a much larger degree than traditional "gods", as shown in the image below (click to enlarge).



» PROOF #9

Evidence of Google's existence is abundant. There is more evidence for the existence of Google than any other God worshiped today. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidance. If seeing is believing, then surf over to www.google.com and experience for yourself Google's awesome power. No faith required.


http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/

All hail the great Google!

Ne verujem ni u google!

Ti ćeš googlati! ADMIN!

Zasto se u ovom tekstu obraca googlu sa She.. zar nije He ili tacnije It ?

i ko  beshe vlasnik googla, ne mogu da se setim..?

ovo je jos jedna u nizu laznih crkvi i obmana novog svetskog poretka koji im za cilj da kompjuter zver iz Belgije zavlada svetom..
u delu gde pise da je beskonacan i vecan... to nije istina jer ce se zemlja pretvoriti u pakao ognjeni sumpor itd.. samo pravi ljudi koji slusaju rec gospodnju ce se spasiti... 

i ovu budalastinu..je trebalo postaviti u nekom drugom delu foruma...a ne religija... mada.. izvorno hriscanstvo i nije religija.. nego ziva istina.

Odlicno! Fantastican pogled na zivot i svet oko nas.

@DoKi7
Није ни теби лако.

Gugl je milostiv, oprostiće ti kad mu se obratiš. ADMIN!

Велики Гугл ће примити све који изразе покајање и крену на прави пут! АДМИН!

gugl je u vlasnishtvu nekih jevreja (kao i 99% korporacija  ) ,ali tu sad stize konkurencija iz pakla - microsoft je kupio yahoo i priprema se da napravi silu mraka koja ce svrgnuti google sa bozanskog trona pretrazivaca ...