Eminem - Stimulate Lyrics


  Psst... hey, listen!
  Lalalalala! I love my job. Whoo! Makes me feel like Superman!
  Can you fly? I can. Wanna see?
 
  [Chorus]
  I'm only entertaining you
  My goal is to stimulate, making you high
  And take you and I
  To a place you can't see
  But I believe you can fly
  I don't mean nobody harm, I'm just partying
  I'm not your dad, not your mom, not your guardian
  Just a man who's on the mic
  So let me entertain you...
 
  [Eminem]
  My lyrical content is constantly under fire
  No wonder why I constantly bomb back
  To combat attacks with constant concepts
  When lyrics are constantly took outta context
  Failure to communicate with congress has
  Been a problem for the longest, I guess
  But maybe one day we can make some progress
  Food for thought - see how long it takes to digest
  Feeling good when I should be ashamed
  Sh*t, I really should've fell but I stood
  See I came like a flame in the night
  Like a ghost in the dark; there's a ray, there's a light
  There's a hope, there's a spark
  But when planets collide they'll never see eye to eye
  Until they decide to set their differences aside
  And this is why only one of us will survive
  So children follow my lead and feel the vibe, cause
 
  [Chorus]
 
  [Eminem]
  My music can be slightly amusing
  You shouldn't take lyrics so serious, it might be confusing
  Just trying to seperate the truth from entertainment
  It's stupid, ain't it? I get sick of trying to explain it
  See I could sit and argue with you but it goes beyond
  Just being a snot, pointy-nosed bleach-blond
  Cause I came here to uplift; let your woes be gone,
  Tell 'em to get fu*ked and just mosie on
  Constantly moving, constantly using the constitution
  As a form of restitution
  Bless the children, nothing less than brilliant
  Let me entertain you like Robbie Williams
  I'll be here when y'all are gone, rebuilding,
  World revolving, still evolving, still Slim
  How many kids'll copy? Probably millions,
  But I'ma do this as a fu*king hobby till then, cause
 
  [Chorus]
 
  [Eminem]
  My lyrical content contains subject matter
  That sucks up all these fu*ked up young kids
  At an alarming rate; common denominate
  Add it up and you'll see just why I dominate
  I try to stimulate but kids emulate,
  And mimmick every move you make - "Slim, you great!"
  But wait, can't you see I'm only here to entertain?
  I gotta be the one to go against the grain
  Cause man, I see it, feel it, live it, but it's inhumane
  For me to see you be influenced but pretend you ain't
  But they don't understand that I've been through pain
  If you get to know me I could be a friend you gain
  But you can't just stand there and try to judge
  It hurts but you're jealousy probably tears you up inside as much
  And it's such a pleasure, every button that I touch
  I treasure every glutton that I punish in my lust, but
 
  [Chorus]

Eminem - Still Don’t Give A Fuck Lyrics


  A lot of people ask me
  Am I afraid of death?
  Hell yeah I'm afraid of death,
  I don't wanna die yet.
  A lot of people think that I worship the devil,
  that I do all types of retarded shit.
  Look, I can't change the way I think,
  I can't change the way I feel,
  but if I affended you, good
  'cause I still don't give a fuck
 
 
  I sold it all for one joint
  Stoppin' the limo
  hop in the window
  shoppin' the demo at gun point.
  A lyricist without a clue
  what year is this?
  Fuck a needle, heres a sword
  body pierce with this.
  Livin' them up
  Never givin' a fuck
  Gimme the keys I'm drunk
  and I've never drivin' the truck.
  But I smoke dope in the cab
  I'll stab you with the sharpest knife I can grab
  Come back the next week and re-open the scab.
  A killer instinct runs in the blood
  Empty your four clips and bury your guns in the mud.
  I've calmed down now
  I was heavy once into drugs
  I could walk around straight for two months
  with a buzz.
  My brain's gone
  So worn my spirit is torn
  The rest of my body is still being operated on
  I'm duckin' the fuck down while I'm writin' this rhyme
  'cause I'm probably gonna get struck by lightning this time.
 
 
  *Chorus*
 
 
  So all the weed that I've smoked,
  Yo this one's for you.
  To all the people I've affended,
  Ya fuck you too.
  To all the friends I use to have,
  I miss my past
  But the rest of you assholes can kiss my ass.
  For all the drugs that I've done,
  Yo I'm still gonna do.
  To all the people I've affended,
  Ya fuck you too.
  Every time I reminist,
  Yo I miss my past.
  But I still don't give a fuck,
  You all can kiss my ass!
 
  I walked into a gunfight with a knife to kill you
  Cut you so fast
  When your blood spilled it was still blue
  I'll hang you 'til you dangle
  And chain you at both ankles
  And pull you apart from both angles
  I wanna crush your skull
  'til your brains leak out of your veins
  And bust open like broken water mains.
  So tell Sadam not to bother with making another bomb
  'Cause I'm crushing the whole world in my palm
  I got your girl in my arm
  and I'm armed with a fire arm
  so big my entire arm's a giant fire bomb
  Buy your mom a shirt with a Slim Shady iron-on
  and the pants that match
  here mama try 'em on
  I get amastertive
  with a mouth full of adjectives
  A brain full of adverbs
  And a box full of laxitives
  Proff of all school accidents
  God help me
  before I commit some irresponsible acts again
 
  *chorus*
 
  I wanted an album so rugged nobody could touch it
  I spent a million a track
  And went over my budget
  Now how in the fuck am I supposed to get out of debt
  I can't rap anymore I just murdered the alphabet
  Drug sickness got me doin' some bug twitches
  I'm withdrawling from crack so bad my blood itches
  I don't rap to get the women
  Fuck bitches
  Gimme a fat slut that cooks and does dishes
  Never ran with a clique
  I'm a posse
  Kamikaze
  Strappin' the mother fuckin' bomb accross me
  From the second I was born
  my mama loved me
  I'm a cross between manson,each ominozzi
  I don't even know why the fuck I'm here in the first place.
  The worst day on this earth was my first birthday.
  Retarded
  What did that nurse say?
  Brain damage
  Fuck I was born dumb in the first place

Eminem - Steve Berman Lyrics


  EM: Heey!
  SB: Hey Em, what's up?
  EM: Steve Berman, what's goin on man, how're you doing?
  Good to see you again! What's up?
  SB: Em, could you come in here and have a seat please um..
  EM: Yeah
  SB: Vinessa, shut the door
  VN: Okay
  EM: So what's up, how's orders looking for the first week?
  SB: It would be better if you gave me nothing at all.
  This album is less than nothing.
  I can't sell this fucking record.
  EM: Wha..
  SB: Do you know what's happening to me out there?
  EM: W..wha..what's the problem?
  SB: Violet Brown told me to go fuck myself.
  EM: Who's Violet...
  SB: Tower Records told me to shove this record up my ass
  Do you know what it feels like to be told to have a record shoved up your ass?
  EM: Well ..I umm
  SB: I'm going to loose my fucking job over this
  Do you know why Dre's record was so sucessful? He's rapping about big
  screen tv's, blondes, 40's and bitches. You're rapping about homosexuals
  and vikidin... I can't sell this shit.
  EM: Wha...
  SB: Either change the record or it's not coming out
  EM: Wha..
  SB: Now get the fuck out of my office
  EM: What am I sp..
  SB: Now!
  EM: Alright man, whatever.....

Eminem - Square Dance Lyrics


  [Intro:]
  People! [Echos]
  Get ready!
  It feels so good to be back!
  Ladies and gentleman
  Introducing the new me
  Improved youth
  No fool
 
  [Verse #1]
  Never been too type to bend or budge
  The wrong button to push, no friend, of bush
  I'm the centerpiece, you're a mortice, i'm a pitbull off his leash
  All this peace talk can cease
  All these people i had to leave in limbo
  I'm back now and i've come to release this info
  I'll be brief and let me just keep shit simple
  Cannabitch, don't want no beef with slim, NOO!
  Not even on my radar
  So won't you please jump off my dick, lay off and stay off
  and follow me cos i put these crayons to chaos
  from seance to seance.
 
  [Chorus 2x:]
  So come on down
  So get on down
  Lets Doh si doh now
  we gon have a good ol' time
  Dont be scerrrd (scared), cuz therrr (there) ain't nuttin' to werrr (worry) 'bout
  Let your hair down
  Square dance
 
  [Verse #2:]
  Let your hair down to the track, yeh, keep goin back (BOO!)
  The boogie-monster of rap, yeh, the man's back!
  With a plan to ambush this bush administration
  Moosh the senate's face in, push this generation
  O' kids to stand and fight for the right to say somethin'
  You might not like, this white hot light that im under
  No wonder i look so sunburnt,
  Oh no, i won't leave no stone unturned
  Oh no, i won't leave one goin' nowhere
  Doh-si-soh oh! yo! ho! hello there!
  Oh yeh! don't think i won't go there
  Go to beyreuth and do a show there
  Yeh you laugh til your motherfuckin' ass gets drafted
  When you're at band camp thinkin' that crap cant happen
  'Til you fuck around gettin anthrax napkin
  Inside a package wrapped in sarandrap wrappin'
  Open the plastic, and then you stand back gaspin'
  Fuckin' assassins hijackin' amtrax crashin'
  All this terror, america demands action
  Next thing you know, you've got uncle sam's ass askin'
  To join our army, or what you do for their navy
  You just a baby gettin' recruited at 18
  You're on a plane now eatin' that food and that baked beans
  I'm 28, they gon take you 'fore they take me
  Crazy insane or insane crazy?
  When i say hussein, you say shady!
  My views ain't changed to lean humane way for
  Rain 2 days late, the date's today
  hate me!
 
  [Chorus 2x:]
 
  [Verse #3]
  Nothing moves me more than a groove that sooths me
  Nothing sooths me more than a groove that boosts me
  Nothing boosts me more or suites me beautifully
  There's nothing you can do to me, stab me, shoot at me
  Physcotic hypnotic product I gotta take antibotic
  Ain't nobody hotter and so on and yada yada
  Gotta talk alot of cum-hei-la-da-da-der
  Oochie walla-walla-mmm-de-da-da but you gotta gotta
  Keep moving there's more music to make
  Keep making new shit, produce hits to break
  The monotony whats gotten into me?
  Drugs, rock and hennesey, thug like I'm 'Pac on my enemies
  On your knees, got you under siege
  Somebody you would give a lung to be
  Hungry like a fucking younger me
  Fuck the fee, I can get you jumped for free
  Yeah, buddy, laugh it's funny, I have the money
  To have you killed by somebody who has nothing
  I'm past bluffing, pass the KY
  Lets get ready for some intense serious ass fucking
 
  [Chorus 2x]
 
  [Outro:]
  Dr Dre wants to square dance with me
  Nasty nas wants to square dance with me
  X to the Z wants to square dance with me
  Busta Rhymes wants to square dance with me
  Cannabitch won't square dance with me
  Cannabitch won't square dance with me
  Canibus dont want no parts o' me
  Dirty Dozen wants to square dance with me
  Yeeeeha!

Eminem - Spend Some Time Lyrics


  Featuring: Obie Trice, Stat Quo, 50 Cent
 
  [Eminem]
  If there's any bitches in this room
  Then there's somethin I gotta say
  For all the fools who fell for the first
  Girl who comes their way
  I been down that road, and now I'm back
  Sittin on square one
  Tryin to pick myself up
  Where I started from..
 
  [Obie Trice]
  I never woulda thought that I'd see you out of control
  Even though, my penis was deep down in your hole
  You should know between us we was like makes so
  Nothing could intervene us especially no hos
  You was more so the shalon type I chose
  To more shows, haunted you nights I suppose,
  That's how it goes
  With time spent emotion grows
  In the beginning friends, we decided to roll
  So who's responsible when you get excited, explode
  And Obie's grinning, then you invite that Obie's cold
  But bitches they gon' talk, niggas they gon' hate
  We established this way before we became mates
  So what's required is that you chill with all that fire
  Get your desire when I retire
 
  [Chorus]
  [Chorus]
  [Girl]
  Spend some time with me
  [Eminem]
  I never thought that I'd find someone to be mine
  Lord knows I was right cause you just crossed the line..
  [Girl]
  Spend some time with me
 
 
  [Eminem]
  I used to say I never met a girl like you before
  Still ain't got a fuckin clue as to who you truly are
  Almost went as far as introducing you to my daughters
  Til' you went as far as goin and snoopin through my drawers
  Now I just feel stupid for the loop that you threw me for
  Can't believe I almost flew the coop for some stupid whore
  You used to say all you wanted was for me to be yours
  All I ever wanted from you was a few booty calls
  If you re-call I used to treat you like a groupie broad
  When we fucked I refused to even take my jewelry off
  But it through me off the first time I called and you blew me off
  It was a shock, it struck me as odd but it turned me on
  You started gettin moody on me pretty soon we'd argue
  And the ruder you got, the more beautiful you got to me
  And who'd even knew that, who would of even thought possibly
  Cupid could shoot another one of them god-damned darts at me
  It's true that I got shot in the heart
  But when someone seems too good to be true, they usually are
  But see, when you're in it it's to hard to see
  Til' you pull up and see some other dudes car parked
  And reach up under your seat as your heart starts to beat
  Before you make a decision that's life altering
  And just as you haul and you turn and you start to leave
  You hear them words echoing almost haunting
  That's haunting
 
  [Chorus]
 
  [Stat Quo]
  (Yeah right bitch, Spend time with my dick)
  In most cases Stat's attitude is fuck a bitch
  My only motive is to get head and fuck a bitch
  But you was different thought we shared a company
  Even held your hand in public
  We suffering because of this
  Shorty on some whole nother other shit
  Tryin to play slick, thinkin I'm gonna trick off rip
  I'll admit, I was caught in the mix dyin to commit
  Feed you the best of me I should have fed you piss
  We started off closer than close,
  But who could have predicted to know your triflin ways
  Would of stopped our growth
  And the final result, back in that same boat
  I ask myself do I love these hos?
  NOPE!
 
  [50 Cent]
  Em introduced us
  50 this is Tanya, Tanya this is 50
  Then slid off and left her to kick it with me
  I complimented her, I said you had very nice lips
  With my imagination, I could see her suckin my dick
  We played the phone game, a week later shit changed fast
  Had her comin over in a cab to give me some ass
  Downtown Manhattan on the balcony stare at the skyline
  Penthouse full of imported shit, you know how I grind
  She got to talkin, talkin like a oppourtunist too
  Why talk when suckin my dick is the real carrer move
  Says she's an inspiring actress she do videos for practice
  Yeah, Yeah, now how many times I heard that shit

Eminem - Sometimes Lyrics


  Oh, how I wish that they would last
  Moments of peace that just slip through me so fast
  Just when I think that they are gonna stay
  Everything inside me just starts fading away
 
  Sometimes it seems like all I hope for
  Just gets thrown down on the floor
  And then it seems like you don't love me anymore
  Sometimes I wish that I could run away
  Sometimes I wish I just had something to say
 
  She looks at me and doesn't know the words to say
  But it's not you, I just don't feel quite right today
  All these things I say and do were never planned
  But how the fuck am I supposed to make you understand that
 
  Sometimes it seems like all I hope for
  Just gets thrown down on the floor
  And then it seems like you don't love me anymore
  Sometimes I wish that I could run away
  Sometimes I wish I just had something to say

Eminem - Searchin’ Lyrics


  [Women Singing:]
  Ain't no one special, special like you (4X)
  I been searching, but your the one I want in my life baby (4X)
 
  [Verse 1: Eminem]
  I'm reminiscing on your tenderness and the snuggling and teasing
  Missing what I remember, kissing and hugging and squeezing
  Bugging and weezing, I'm having trouble when breathing
  It's even tougher when sleeping
  But there's a couple of reasons that I'm suffering and grieving
  For loving and leaving, you all I'm thinking of in the evening
  You got my knees buckling and weakening
  Thoughts of nothing but freaking that I'm struggling to keep in
  And interrupt when I'm speaking
  I got some game that I'm preparing to run
  The way your lips sparkle and glare in the sun
  You got your hair in a bun, no matter what you're wearing you stun
  Cause your comparing to none, I wanna share in the fun
  I feel a passionate lust when I'm imagining just us alone at last with a
  touch
  I see you grasping to trust, but my intentions are good
  The seed is passing in dust
  I'm not asking to rush and answer immediately
  I just wanna be there for you and you to be there for me
  If you agree to repeat after me, I Love You (I love you baby)
  Cause I just need you to see, how much I'm eager to be
  Your man legally wed, your love's keeping me fed
  This is easily said, so you can lead or be led
  If you care to be down cause ain't nobody Like you no where to be found
 
  [Chorus:]
  [Women Singing:]
  I been searching, but your the one I want in my life baby (4X)
 
  [Verse 2: Denaun Porter]
  Baby it's all on you, it's you I call on boo
  Let's set a day up so you can fall on through
  We'll take a spin in a Lexus you can chill for dinner and breakfast
  Long enough to see how this gentleman sex'es
  We'll start it out with caviar, Don Parigne
  And then when it's a fact we are warm, carry on
  We'll take it slow, see nobody will hurry things
  I got the herbs the Bacardi and Hurricane
  If Daiquiris are in debate and not your thing that day
  It's still all right cause I got Minute Maid and Tangeray
  Your an incredible one that's rare, in bed with edible underwear
  You look impeccable, nothing compares
  I dream of freaking you, the women that will speak it too so
  It seems that there is not an end to things that we can do so
  Now we all set to play, only thing left to say is
  When you step away, baby but don't forget the Neglicie
 
  [Chorus:]
  [Women Singing:]
  I been searching, but your the one I want in my life baby (8X)
  Ain't no one special, special like you (2X)

Eminem - Say What You Say Lyrics


  [Dr. Dre]
  Huh, so I'm out the game huh?
 
  [Eminem]
  Yo Dre, we ridin?
 
  [Dr. Dre]
  Whatever
 
  [Eminem]
  Well I'm witchu homie
 
  [Dr. Dre]
  Ok, Let's handle this small shit
 
  [Eminem]
  I was born to brew up storms 'n stir up shit
  Kick up dust, cuss til I slur up spit
  Grew up too quickly been through too much shit
  Corrupt and now they pour it on like syrup, bitch
  Thick in gritz, sick and twisted Mr. Buttersworth
  Dre tole me to milk this shit for what it's worth
  Till the cow just tilts and tips 'n stumbles to earth
  And if I fumble the verse, keep going
  First take, I make mistakes, just keep it
  No punches, pull no punches, that's weak shit
  Fake shit if I ever take shit, I eat shit
  Was it for him? Wouldn't be shit
 
  [Dr. Dre]
  Creep wit me, as we take a little trip down Memory Lane
  Been in longer than anyone in the game
  And I ain't got to lie about my age
 
  [Eminem]
  But what about Jermaine?
 
  [Dr. Dre]
  Fuck Jermaine, he don't belong speakin mine or Timbaland's name
  And don't think I don't read your little interviews and see what your sayin
  I'ma giant, and I ain't gotta move till I'm revoked
  When I see you, I'ma step on you and not even know it
  Ya midget, Mini-Me, with a buncha little Mini-You's
  Runnin around your backyard swimming pools
  Over 80 million records sold
  And I ain't had to do it with 10 or 11 year olds
 
  [Chorus:]
  Cuz what you say is what you say
  Say what you say how you say it whenever you sayin it
  Just remember how you said it when you was sprayin it
  So who you playin with huh huh huh huh?
 
  Cuz what you say is what you say
  Say what you say how you say it whenever you sayin it
  Just remember how you said it when you was sprayin it
  So who you playin with huh huh huh huh?
 
  [Eminem]
  Second verse, it gets worst
  It gets no better than this
  Amatuers drink veteran piss
  From a Dixie cup, if you ever mix me up
  Or confuse me with a Canibus or Dre with a Dupri
  Will rub it in, every club your in, we'll have you
  Blackballed and make sure you never rap a fucken again
  Dre ain't havin it as long as Im here, play Devil's Advocate
 
  [Dr. Dre]
  If there was some magic shit I could wave
  Over the indusrty that could save it when I'm gone
  And bury to make sure the tradition carries on
  I would
 
  [Eminem]
  If I could only use this power for good
  I wouldn't, not even if I could
 
  [Dr. Dre]
  From the hood and I'm a hornet
  And I'ma only sting when I'm cornered
 
  [Eminem]
  And I'ma only sucker punch or swing without warnin
  And swing to knock somebody's fuckin head off
  Cuz I know, when they get up, I won't get a chance to let off
  Another punch, I'm punk-rock, no one's punk
  Don't give a fuck, white pop, so much spunk
  When I was little I knew I would blow up
  And sell a mil or grow up to be a tiller
  Go nuts and be a killer
 
  [Dr. Dre]
  And I'm somethin of a phenom
  One puff of the chron
  I'm unstoppable, I'm alive, I'm on top again
  There's no obstacle that I can't conquer
  So come along with us (Come On)
 
  [Chorus:]
  Cuz what you say is what you say
  Say what you say how you say it whenever you sayin it
  Just remember how you said it when you was sprayin it
  So who you playin with huh huh huh huh?
 
  Cuz what you say is what you say
  Say what you say how you say it whenever you sayin it
  Just remember how you said it when you was sprayin it
  So who you playin with huh huh huh huh?
 
  [Dr. Dre]
  Now anybody who knows Dre
  Knows I'm about fast cars and alize, partyin all day
  But I handle my business cuz it's work before play
  Don't look for trouble but I serve you gourmet
  However you want it, you could have it your way
  You fuck my night up, I'ma fuck up your day
  Bullet with your name, sendin it your way
  That goes for anyone who walks thru that doorway
  Cuz this is my space, you invade it
  Live to regret it and you die tryin to violate it
  Fuck around and you'll get anahilated
  Eyes diliated
 
  [Eminem]
  Ha, like my old lady
  Cuz what you say is what you say
  Sometimes what you mean is 2 different things
  Depending on your mood, if it swings, think too many things
  Little hit of Dre's weed, I can do anything
  Catch a contact, then I'm gone and I'm back
  I speed write and my loose leaves my lanch pad
 
  [Dr. Dre]
  And I can pull any string
  Don't have to prove anything
  Catch a contract on your head
  You headed West, talk shit about Dre?
  You better get a vest, then invest in something
  To protect your head and neck
 
  [Eminem]
  And it's back and forth all day like Red and Meth
  I joke when I say I'm the best in the booth
  But a lot of truth is said injest
  And if I ever do live to be a legend
  I'ma die a sudden death, 5 mics in The Source
  Ain't holdin' my fuckin breath
  But I suffocate for the respect
  Fore I breath the collect the fuckin check
 
  [Chorus:]
  Cuz what you say is what you say
  Say what you say how you say it whenever you sayin it
  Just remember how you said it when you was sprayin it
  So who you playin with huh huh huh huh?
 
  Cuz what you say is what you say
  Say what you say how you say it whenever you sayin it
  Just remember how you said it when you was sprayin it
  So who you playin with huh huh huh huh?
 
  [Dr. Dre]
  Watch your fuckin' mouth
 
  [Timbaland]
  Yo this Timbaland, tell him I said suck [tchka] my dick

Eminem - Run Rabbit Run Lyrics


  Somedays I just wanna up and call the quits
  I feel like I'm surrounded by a wall of bricks
  Everytime I go to get up I just fall in pits
  My life's like one great big ball of shit!
  If I could, just put it all onto what I spit
  Instead of always tryina swallow it
  Instead of starin' at this wall and shit
  While I sit writin' this plot, sick of all this shit
  Kid, Call it Shit!
  All I know is I'm about to hit the wall
  If I ever have to see another one of Mom's alcaholic fits
  This is it last straw
  That's all, That's it
  I ain't dealin' with another fuckin' politic
  I'm like a skillet bubblin', until it filters up
  I'm about to kill it, I can fill it buildin' up
  Blow this building up, I'm concealed enough
  My cup, When its over I'da filled it up
  Then it explodes, and spills my guts
  You think all I do is stand here and feel my nuts
  Well.. Imma show you what, You gon' feel my rush
  If you don't feel it, then it must be too real to touch
  Build the dutch, Im about to tear shit up
  Goosebumps, Yea Imma make your hair sit up, Yea sit up
  Imma tell you who I be, Imma make you hate me, Cuz you ain't me
  You ate, it ain't too late for you to finally see
  What you close-minded Fucks, What you Blind to see
  Whoever finds me is gonna get a finds to see
  Out this world, they no it ain't a mind to me
  You need piece of mind? Here's a piece of mine
  All I need's a line, Sometimes I don't always find the words to rhyme
  To express how I'm really feeling at that time, Yes
  Sometimes, Sometimes, Sometimes
  Its just sometimes is always me
  How dark can he always be
  The clock strikes midnight
  1, 2, then half passed 3
  This half-ass rhyme, with this half-ass piece of paper
  I'm desperate in my task
  If I could just get the rest of this shit off my chest, Again
  Stuck in this slump, Can't think of nothing
  Fuck, I'm stumped, Oh Wait Here comes something, No!
  Its not good enough, scribble it out
  New pad, tinkle it up, and throw the shit out
  I'm fizzling out, thought I figured it out
  Balls in my court but I'm scared to dribble it out
  I'm afraid, but why am I afraid? Why am I a slave
  To this Tray? Sign not to spit to the grave
  Real enough to route you up, Want me to flip it? I can rip it
  any style you want. Imma switch to the bitch Jimmy Smith aint a quitter
  Imma sitter till I get enough finally hit a boiling point
  Put some oil in your joints, Flip the coin, Bitch come get destroyed
  And EmCee's worst dream, I make them tensed, they hate me
  See me and Shape like a Chainling Finx
  By the looks of em you would swear that Jaws was coming
  By the screams of them you would swear Im saw and so on
  By the way they runnin', you could swear they all was coming
  Its now or never, And tonight is all or nothing
  Momma, Jimmy keeps leaving on us, He said he'd be back
  He pinky promised, I don't think he's honest
  I'll be back baby, I just gotta beat this clock
  Fuck this clock! Imma make them Eat this watch
  Don't believe me Watch! Imma win this race
  And Imma come back and rub my shit on your face, Bitch!
  I found my nitch, You gonna fear my voice
  Till your SICK of it you ain't gonna have a choice
  If I gotta scream till I have half a lung
  If I have have a chance, Imma grab it, Rabbit Run!

Eminem - Role Model Lyrics


  OK, I'm going to attempt to drown myself
  You can try this at home
  You can be just like me!
 
  Mic check one two.. we recordin?
  I'm cancerous, so when I diss you wouldn't wanna answer this
  If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus
  I strangled you to death then I choked you again
  Then break your fuckin legs till your bones poke through your skin
  You beef wit me, I'ma even the score equally
  Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat yer ass legally
  I get you blunted off of funny home grown
  Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono
  (Ohh no!!) So if I said I never did drugs
  That would mean I lie AND get fucked more than the President does
  Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
  I ripped her fuckin tonsils out and fed her sherbet (Bitch!)
  My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on edge
  Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blonde dreads (Fuck you!)
  Every girl I ever went out wit is goin lez
  Follow me and do exactly what the song says:
  smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink
  And jump behind the wheel like it was still legal
  I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
  So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill
  Some people only see that I'm white, ignorin skill
  Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill
  But I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist
  How the fuck can I be white, I don't even exist
  I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave
  Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave
  My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave?
  And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave?
 
   Now follow me and do exactly what you see
  Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
   I slap women and eat shrooms then O.D.
  Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
 
  Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole
  When we heard a knock at the door, must have been Ron Gold'
  Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold
  Killed em both and smeared blood in a white Bronco (we did it!)
  My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk
  I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt
  I'm not a player just a ill rhyme sayer
  That'll spray an Aerosol can up at the ozone layer (psssssssh)
  My rap style's warped, I'm runnin out the morgue
  witcha dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch
  Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon wit a cape on
  And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn
  I'm bout as normal as Norman Bates, with deformative traits
  A premature birth that was four minutes late
  Mother.. are you there? I love you
  I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel
  Will someone explain to my brain that I just severed
  a main vein with a chainsaw and I'm in pain?
  I take a breather and sighed; either I'm high, or I'm nuts
  Cause if you ain't tiltin this room, neither am I
  So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass
  Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her
  Cause when I drop this solo shit it's over with
  I bought Cage's tape, opened it, and dubbed over it
 
   I came to the club drunk with a fake ID
  Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
   I've been with 10 women who got HIV
  Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
   I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
  Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
   I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree
  You probably wanna grow up to be just like me!!