Eminem - What if I was white Lyrics


 
 
  [Eminem]
  Yo I got an idea
  Let me go grab Sticky right quick
 
  **sounds of steps**
 
  Hey yo Stick, Stick
 
  [Sticky]
  Yo Slim Shady
  Yo I just had like a nightmah..
  Wait it wasn't like a nightmare
  It was like a good dreah..
  Well it wasn't a good.. (What was it?)
  Hey yo I just had a crazy dream man (What?)
  Yo, yo I dreamed I was white! (Ohhh)
 
  Chorus: Eminem
 
  If he was white
  What if he was white?
  What if he was white?
  What - If - He - Was - White?
  What if he was white?
  What if he was
  white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white?
 
  Verse One: Sticky Fingaz
 
  Yo, yo
  What if I was white skin the same color as cocaine?
  Blond hair, blue eyes
  The whole shibang
  I know one thing
  Police wouldn't always be watching me
  Pull me over for nothing, constantly jockin me
  (Can I get your autograph?)
  Yellow cabs in the cities would stop for me
  I wouldn't need caladeral to buy property
  If I was white
  Wouldn't matter if I was rich or poor
  SECURITY wouldn't follow me around the store
  Like I'd steal something (Maybe he might of stole something)
  Because I'm black I rob
  And automatically assume I ain't got no job
  On my own land I feel like an immigrant
  If I was white
  I wouldn't thought O.J. was innocent (He did it)
 
  Chorus: Eminem
 
  If I was white
  What if he was white?
  What if he was white? (Yo think about that)
  What if he was white, white, white, white, he was white (for a minute)
  What if he was white?
  What if he was (What if he was white?)
  white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white? (What if
  he was white?)
 
  What if he was white?
  What if he was white?
  What - If - He - Was - White?
  What if you were white? (what if he was white?)
  What if he was
  white, white, white, white, white,(STICKyyyy what if you were white?) white,
  white,
  white, white, white?
 
  Verse Two: Sticky Fingaz
 
  If I was white
  It would be a different world for me
  If I was white (ummmmmmmm?)
  What shade would I be?
  Would I be Redneck or Skinhead, preppy or high class?
  YOUd PROBABLY LIVE IN A TRAILERPARK AND BE WHITE TRASH!
  In any case that be the ill shit right? (Yep)
  But there's a good and a bad side to being white
  You can't say the N word without starting a fight
  (What's UP MY NIGGER?)
  couldnt dance on beat, Id had two left feet
  Even if I was white
  id probably still have a ghetto chick(How you doing?)
  Is it a myth
  Or would I really have a little dick (Nah, it's true!)
  If I was white
  I would probably listen to hard rock
  and cover my ears when ever I heard Hip Hop (Ahhhhhhhhhhhh)
 
  Chorus: Eminem
 
  If he was white
  What if he was white?
  What if he was white? (What if he was white?)
  What if he was white, white, white, white, he was white
  What if he was white?
  What if he was
  white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white? (What if
  he was white?)
 
  What if he was white?
  What if he was white?
  What if he was white, white, white, white, he was white(ummmmmmmm?)
  What if he was white? (What if you were white?)
  What if he was
  white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white? (What if
  he was white?)
 
  Verse Three: Sticky Fingaz
 
  Yo,yo,yo, if I was white
  I probably wouldn't even think the same
  Id watch Tennis and golf and bet on Hockey games (Red Wings Man)
  Wear suit and ties and go to work everyday
  If I was white
  I couldn't live around my way
  if i was white it probably wouldn't never even been an Onyx shit
  I be steady sippin vadka and tonixs
  Smokin on a marlboro
  instead of a newport
  Id live in Long Island
  Instead of New York
  If I was white
  I probably couldn't dunk
  Cuz everybody knows white man can't jump (Nope!)
  i probably wouldn't be able to go to the weed spots
  Cuz all the dreads would think Im a cop
 
  Chorus: Eminem
 
  If he was white
  What if he was white?
  What if he was white?
  What - If - He - Was - White?(Yo you can't say that)
  What if he was white
  What if he was
  white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white?
 
  What if you were white?
  What if he was white?
  What - If - He - Was - White?
  What if he was white?
  What if he was
  white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white?
  If he was white?
  What if he was white?
  What if he was white
  (What would you do if you were white?)
  What - If - He - Was - White?
  (What if you were white?)
  white, white, white, white, white, white,
  (What if you were white!!!!)
  white, white, white, white?
  What if he was white?
  What if he was white?
  white, white, white, white, white?
  What if he was white
  white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white?
 
  [Eminem]
  Yo, what if I was White? uhh..

Eminem - We The Realest Label Lyrics


  I got 50 Cent
  I got G-Unit
  ??? and Obie Triiiiice
  So watch what you say
  Before you call our name
  If you say one more thing
  It won't be nice
 
  Here we go
  I shoulda known
  I was bound to get pulled into some bullshit sooner or later
  You little haters are too jellous of us to love us
  You ain't it
  G-Unit made it
  And Obie's comin
  D-Twizzy's comin
  You sick to your stomach
  50% is 50-Cent
  The other 50% is who's color skin it is
  Don't even consider takin our label down
  You better find our building and fly a fucking plane into it
  But I ain't tryin to get too intriqette into it
  I'm just tryin to give you a little hint for your own benefit
  Cuz then it's gunna get to the point where it escalates into some other shit
  Then Im a flip
  Then Im a get to stompin in my Air Force One's
  Won't be able to tell if it's two pairs or it's one
  It's gunna feel like there's so many feet kickin you
  You think that Nike just made these into cleat tennis shoes
  I don't know what it is or what it could be
  But I get a woody when these pussy's try to push me
  Thinkin they gon' put me in the position to pickle me
  Ya'll tickle me pink
  I think I'd just rather have pink tiggle me
  Hickory dickory dock tickoty tock tickety a little bit of the diggity dock diggity
  Mixed with a little bit of the ???
  With a small pinch of Biggie
  Look at me, I'm just the bomb diggity
 
  CHORUS:
  We the realest label
  Don't try to act like you don't feel our label
  Cuz we gon' fuck around and kill your label
  Obie, D-Twizzy, G-Unit, 50, Shady Records, we the label fa sho
  We the realest label
  Don't try to act like you don't feel our label
  We gon' fuck around and steal your people
  Obie, D-Twizzy, G-Unit, 50, Shady Records, we the label fa sho
 
  Shady in the place to be seen
  And I got what it takes to rock the mic RIGHT!
  Still watch what you say to me punk cuz I'm off probation in less then 6 MONTHS!
  HA HA WHOO
  Shady Records
  Still Aftermath
  And don't thik we dont hear you mutha fucka's talkin
  We see ya'll
  But we just gon' sit back for a minute and watch what the fuck ya'll do
 

Eminem - We As Americans Lyrics


 
  [Eminem singing]
 
  There's an intruder
  in my house
  He cut my phone-lines
  can't dial out
  I scream for police
  but I doubt
  They're gonna hear me
  when I shout
 
  [rapping]
 
  A couple of cocktails have sent me to jail
  there's a couple of cops hot on my trail
  But this time, when I get pulled over
  there's a doberman picture and a pitbull in the seat
  these pigs 'll get bit fooling with me
  quit fooling with me
  Bitch, you're gonna see
  No pistol in the seat
  why it always gotta be an issue when you're me
  and which you're gonna see in the long run
  Im'a be the wrong one
  wanna herass with this lymutinic class
  flashin that flash-light on my ass where was you at
  last night when the mass hoes
  ran up on my grass
  rapper slash actor
  kiss the crack on my cracker slashed ass
  they took away my right to bear arms
  what I'm posed to fight with bear palms?
  yeah right
  they coming with bombs, I'm comin with flare-guns
  We as americans
 
  [Chorus]
 
  We as a Americans
  Us as a citizen
  Gotta protect ourselves
  Look at our shit has been
  We better check ourselves
  Livin up in these streets
  Through worse and through better health
  Surviving by any means
  We as Americans
  Us as a citizen
  We are cemeritans
  What do we get us in
  We better check ourselves
  Look at our shit has been
  Take a look where you live
  This is America
  And we are Americans
 
  Im'a make Vuku bucks
  wearin Vuku vests
  Drama hanging over my head like a voodoo hex
  I could've been next to fly over the cuckoo's nest
  but you know who
  whith a nest tatooed to my chest
  But I've innested
  Now I got the Industry pissy
  eversince me and Dre split it fifty-fifty on fifty it's funny
  We got a bus spreading quicker than making paper-airplanes out of a twenty
  Fuck money I don't grab the dead presidents
  I'd rather see the president dead
  It's never been said
  but I said precedents understanders
  and they can't stand it
  My name should've been bastard
  the shit should've been plastered
  on my forehead with a stamp
  I should've been blasted
  I should've been had a cap pulled in my ass
  but I'm too swift and fast
  for that one bastard
  I'm too old to and cruise grass shit
  Fuck that shit
  I done seen a fastest rap shit
  and turning into some pap-pap shit
  that quick
  snap click
  but this time they got fucking auto-ma-tic
  (jamaican) and no one gon' test this mon
  Clack
 
  [Chorus]
  We as a Americans
  Us as a citizen
  Gotta protect ourselves
  Look at our shit has been
  We better check ourselves
  Livin up in these streets
  Through worse and through better health
  Surviving by any means
  We as Americans
  Us as a citizen
  We are cemeritans
  What do we get us in
  We better check ourselves
  Look at our shit has been
  Take a look where you live
  This is America
  And we are Americans
 
  (SSHHH)
  I got a secret if you can keep it between us
  I tuck two meaners under my jeans either side of my penis
  under my Long Johns
  under my Sean Johns
  when running with the long arm or the long long gone
  Im'a do five years or less than that
  no questions asked
  it might be a good idea to stop right here
  and quit while I'm ahead
  already in the red
  already got a steady infrared nipped on my head
  I'm talking on my back
  bigger problems than that
  Bin Laden on my ass
  he probly gone send a task
  I ain't gone even ask
  they ain't gone let me pack
  they ain't gone gimme my semi but I got my Whizz at
 
  We as a Americans
  Us as a citizen
  Gotta protect ourselves
  Look at our shit has been
  We better check ourselves
  Livin up in these streets
  Through worse and through better health
  Surviving by any means
  We are Americans
  Us as a citizen
  We as cemeritans
  What do we get us in
  We better check ourselves
  Look at our shit has been
  Take a look where you live
  This is America
  And we are Americans

Eminem - We Are The Dark Clan Lyrics


  (S ChaoZ)
  Before messing with us, think about
  You are standing in front of the great gang, The dark clan.
  It is a greater evil than you newbie criminals ever will be. We are mighty, and…… We are the dark clan
  Dark, dark, dark clan
  If u provocate us
  We’ll kill you, we’ll kill you
  Yeeeeearh
 
  We are the dark clan
  Dark, dark, dark clan
  If u provocate us
  We’ll kill you, we’ll kill you
  BIAAAAATCH
 
  (S ChaoZ)
  Love or hate me
  Crap or shit or the
  Odd looking man
  Who’s standing with a sign
  “Bitch who do u think I am?
  I’ve done a crime”
  I guess u are a criminal, but now your just a fool
  Dark clan will kill you!
 
  (S ChaoZ)
  Cuz
 
  We are the dark clan…..etc
 
  (S HaZe)
  You know just like ashes to ashes,
  Dust to dust
  Who can we trust and who can we not
  The other gangs just fucking with those slot
  Who doesn’t give a damn crap about me
  Who will be damned, or who will be set free
  Kiss me ass
  Biiaaatch crash
  These other gangs or taste my spank
  I do it nicely with a big plank
  I don’t keep on living my whole life (I think)
  I will begin 2 b an alcoholic (and drink)
  Cuz everybody asking us who are we?
  And I answer them:
 
  We are the dark clan……etc
 
  (Chorus both)
  Our name is dark, dark clan
  Just call us the ultimate gang (haha)
  James bond would never have a chance
  Without some immunities or some resistance
  Or assistance anyway, where do we stay?
  At the club house or what mothafucka?!?!?
 
  We are the dark clan……etc
 
  Criminal, are we
  We don’t feel Innocent or free
  The world we are living in is not for lend
  U can buy for a thousand million dollars
  But who will? And who council?
  U know the answer its right in the jacket
  It is dark clan u motherfucking non-knowing facket
 
  We are the dark clan
  Daaaaaaaark claaaaaaaaan! We’re back again niggers (niggers fadeout-echo)
 
  By dArK ClAn (S ChaoZ) and (S HaZe)

Eminem - We All Die Someday Lyrics


  [Chorus: 50 Cent]
  Niggas Know what I'm about out here
  I don't toot my own horn cause I don't have to
  You can run your mouth I don't care
  but if you get too close I'm gonna clap you
  It's too real out here to be scared
  A real nigga is gonna do whatever he has to
  A man is the last thing you should fear
  it ain't considered a crime unless they catch you
  We all die one day
 
  [Obie Trice]
  Niggas when I step up in the bar, faggots wanna look
  like you motherfuckers got Obie Trice shook
  Like I'm gonna stand here as a man and
  let some queer ass funny looking nigga get the upper hand
  I got issues, got no time, got guns that mourn nigga's moms
  shoot up clubs and destroy nigga's vibes
  everybody running for their motherfucking lives
  Tough club niggas, we leave early, cock back surely
  open up your fade, your grey brain meets motor city pave
  your nervous system still twitch off Jay Z
  O's an animals skirts get mirked
  don't ever let a nigga tell you slugs don't hurt
  don't ever let a nigga tell you play the bar hard
  trust in guard it cause you're about to catch a bullet scar
  I give a fuck where you from who you be with
  keep this a secret right by the nuts
  a 4-5 that'll light niggas up and this 4-5 high make me not give a fuck
 
  [Chorus]
 
  [Lloyd Banks]
  But as long as I'm here I'm gonna grab checks
  and make my cash stretch longer than giraff necks
  poverty will make your ass bet on words
  touch niggas in jail make them wanna finish their last sents'
  they say you live by the gun and die by the next nigga gun
  if that's the case then get a bigga one
  you don't think I pack the pump cause I'm out of the hood
  that's a stereotype like everyone that's black can jump
  I where a white mink, the fabric is done
  got rings that bling like Mike, Byrd, Magic and them
  out in Dallas in a palace where the Mavericks is from
  living lavash, I'm established, so the cabbage'll come
  I'm the clouds you won't see me in the trains
  I travel first class you don't even got a TV on your plane
  You should be easy on my name, cause I don't going back and forth
  your boss and your captain's soft
 
  [Chorus]
 
  [Eminem]
  We gonna bring it to anybody who want it
  you want it? you gonna get it
  name em we gon hit em, chew em up and spit em out
  too much venom and if you role with 'em
  we gonna fuck you up with 'em
  I got too much momentum movin in my direction to lose
  my shoes will explode as soon as you go to step in 'em (BROOM)
  you know how we do it when we do how we do it when we come through
  G-Unit, D-1-2 and Obie we all move like assasins
  ski masks and gloves consider this as a warning
  disaster comes faster than you can react to it, just ask Muggs
  but we are fizast, fuck your litte bitch ass up
  we are not killers, my vato will have you shot-o
  drag through the varrio and fucked like Kim Osario
  litte sorry hoe ass, go ask B Real
  we burn source covers like fuckin Cypress Hill
  did in the 90s, when you was in diapers still
  shady records you better believe the hype is real
  this is no joke, I don't smoke
  but I toke enuff second hand to make my fuckin P.O. choke
  I'm an OG, you're fuckin with a GI Joe
  Bia Bia, mia meo a vida loca
  I'm a psycho, Mariah aint got shit on me
  when I retire I'll be spittin baby food on people
  a tent sieged on her ranch, huddled up next to her
  with Hello Kitty slippers on, humping her legs
  you ever had your gap pealed back or your shit pushed in
  I put my blade in your like a fucking pin cushion
  slice your ear clear off, Smirnoff and Hindoff
  I'll show you how to kill a fucking man like Sindoff
  Nobody told you that I'm loco essey?
  I lack every sane chemical in my membrane
  I'm slim sha...dy and the "d" is for deez nuts
  and you can get each one for free so feast up
  I pee in a cup for three months, I'm having an E party for easter please come
 
  [50 Cent]
  We gonna bring it to anybody who want it
  you want it? you gonna get it
  name em we gon hit em, chew em up and spit em out
  too much venom and if you role with 'em
  we gonna fuck you up with 'em
  you can do all them push ups to pump up your chest
  I got a 12 gauge Marksburg to pump up your chest
  have you gasping for breath after that shit under your vest
  fear me like you fear god cause I bring death
  Silverback gorrilla in the concrete jungle
  I'm the strongest one around you know how I get down
  I watch gansta flicks and root for the badguy
  and turn it off before it ends cause the badguy die
  if you trying to buy guns I'm the nigga to look to
  so what they got bodies on 'em, they still look new
  you can raise your voice like you fending to touch something
  when I raise my knife shit I'm fending to cut something
  see I walk like Ron O'Neil and talk like Goldie
  if the bitch think I love her the bitch don't know me
 
  (haha Sorry Kim haha)
 
  [Chorus]
 
  [Eminem]
  Souls Assasins y'all
  What up Muggs?
 
  [DJ Muggs]
  What up Em?
 
  [Eminem]
  We out...

Eminem - Wake Up Show Freestyle Lyrics


  [Eminem]
  Yo speed racer 97' burgundy Blazer
  Wanted for burglary had to ditch the mercury tracer
  I'm on some low ish
  I'm fed up wit the being broke ish
  I'm not to joke wit
  Bitch I don't sell crack I smoke it
  My brains dusted; I'm disgusted at all my habits
  Too many asprin tablets and empty medicine cabinets
  Loosing battles to wack rappers 'cause I'm always too blunted
  Walkin' up in the cypher smokin', talkin' like, "Who want it?"
  Thug and crook; every drug in the book I've done it
  My 9's at your frame,is that your chain? Run it
  Who wants to die of an overdose of excessive flavor?
  Aggressive nature got me stickin' you for your Progressive pager
  Spectacular, battle rap manufacturer
  Stole your mom's Acura, wrecked it, then sold it back to her
  ( Right right right ! ! ! ) (( Ding ! ! ! ))
  The doctors you'll need after our battle are known as psychiatrics
  I'll tell the nurses to hold a bed for you,
  and I'ma make sure you come back for it
  So barricade your infants, put up some extra fences
  A woman beater, wanted for repeated sex offenses ( Ooh )
  ..Take em' on long vacation trips
  Kidnappin' em' and trappin' em' in abusive relationships
  Mess up your face and lips
  Slit your stomach and watch your gut split
  Gut you wit that razor that I use to shave my nuts wit ((Laughter))
  Mama don't you cry, your son's too far gone
  I'm so high, I don't even know what label I'm on
  I'm messed up, feelin' like an over worked plumber
  I'm sick of the crap, what's Dr. Kevorkian's phone number? ( Ha.. Hot )
 

Eminem - Venger’s A Big Fat Bitch Lyrics


  (dr dre)
  Tell yo 'bout venger
  Straight out of michigan
  Slim shady
 
  (eminem)
  Venger is a big fat bitch
  He's the biggest bitch i know
  And he stinks like shit
  Remember back then,
  The days when he was skinny?
 
  (dr dre)
  Yo.
 
  (eminem)
  Now he's fat
  And he still thinks he's pretty.
  He's such a slag
  People who smoke grass
  Are saying "shit.
  Goddamn, that's a big fat ass"
  Fuck that slut
  He's a big fat trick
  And i still won't suck
  His ten foot dick
  Slim shady
  I'm a crazy thing
  Down with dr dre
  With a darkhaven swing
 
  (dr dre)
  Yo
 
  (eminem)
  I don't know much
  But i know this shit
  Venger is a big fat bitch
 
  (chorus)
  Venger is a big fat bitch
  Venger is a big fat bitch
  Venger is a big fat bitch
  He's a red eyed, stink ass, horn headed bitch
 
  (dr dre)
  Uh huh
  Dr dre
  Check it
  My homie shadow demon
  Lives up the block
  He's got a big fat master
  Who sucks my cock
  Non stop, he's a sight to see
  A real evil bitch
  Who does right by me
  He might be the best slut
  In the mountains
  Ten times a week
  But shit,
  Who's countin'?
  I'm astounded 'bout the things he does
  He used to suck in each,
  Fuck in each town there ever was
  He ain't a slut
  He's a super groupie
  And i'd pass that bitch
  Around like a doobie
  I don't know much
  But i know this
  Venger's a big fat bitch
 
  (chorus)
 
  (dr dre)
  Oh shit
  Tell 'em, em
 
  (eminem)
  I'm slim shady
  That name's really cool
  I might be a fuck
  But i ain't no fool
 
  (dr dre)
  Uh uh
 
  (eminem)
  I just moved from darkhaven to boulder
  'cause venger's trippin' on kelek's own shoulder
  He's just colder 'cause i'm like that
  Little freak ass pain
  But you know that
 
  (dr dre)
  Yo
 
  (eminem)
  I've been followin' tracks
  Like a puppy
  Old horn head
  Doesn't take shit from yuppies
  Word up
  I am slim shady
  To a mother fucking t is the place to be
 
  (dr dre)
  Yo
 
  (eminem)
  I don't know much
  But i know this
  Venger is a big fat bitch
 
  (chorus)
 
  (dr dre)
  Well
  The dude's right
  Dr dre
  Eminem
  Best bitch around
  Fuck venger
  This goes out to all the fat bitches in the realm
  Yo,yo
  What's up?
  Gotta drink some duff

Eminem - Unspoken Words Lyrics


  Unspoken words are on my mind,
  Searching my head head for that answer I can't find
  Do I mean anything to you
  Dying inside, knowing that we are through
  Blind man inside my head, tell me again
  Not everything begins but everything must end
  I close the door to feel emotional ends
  Blind man inside my head, tell me again
  Tell me again
  About those...... unspoken words are on my mind
  Searching my head for those answers I cant find
  Do I mean anything to you
  Dying inside knowing that we are through
  Blind man inside my head, tell me again
  Not everything begins but everything must end
  Close the door to feel emotional ends
  Blind man inside my head tell me again
  Tell me again
  About those..... Unspoken words
 

Eminem - Under The Influence Lyrics


  (Gibberish) translation:
  So you can suck my dick if you don't like, my shit
  'Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick
 
 
  (Eminem)
  Two pills I pop, 'til my pupils swell up like two
  pennies
  I'm Clint Eastwood in his mid-20's
  A young-ass man with a trash can strapped to the back
  of his ass
  So the rats can't chew through his last pants
  I'm like a mummy at night, fightin' with bright
  lightnin'
  Frightened with five little white Vicaden pills bitin'
  him
  I'm like a fuckin' wasp in the hospital, lost
  Stingin' the fuck out of everything I come across in
  the halls
  I light a candle and place it up on the mantle
  Grab a knife by the blade and stab you with the
  fuckin' handle
  So when you find yourself wrapped up in the blinds
  hurtin'
  (Bitch it's too late)
  'Cause once you're hung from the drapes, it's
  "curtains"
 
  (Swifty McBay)
  I'm an instigator, three-eighty slug penetrator
  They bring creative murders to kill haters
  Accused for every crime known to the equator
  They knew I did it, for havin' blood on my gators
  My weed'll hit your chest like a double-barreled
  gauge'er
  I'm a black grenade that'll blow up in your face
  With a fifth in me, when I guzzle Henny I do shit on
  purpose
  You'll never hear me say "forgive me"
  I'm snatchin' every penny, it's gotta be that way
  Nigga face it, that weed I sold to you? Regate laced
  it
  You had it, I'll make the President get a face-lift
  Niggas just afraid, handin' me their bracelets
  Chillin' in the lab wasted
  I'm the type that'll drink Kaluha and Gin, and throw
  up on the mic
  Don't like this rule, you get socked right on sight
  And even at the Million Man March, we gonna fight
 
  Chorus:
  So you can suck my dick if you don't like, my shit
  'Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick
  'Cause I don't give a fuck if you don't like, my shit
  'Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick
 
  (Bizarre)
  I'm a compulsive liar, set my preacher on fire
  Slash your tires, find out, thinkin' they're mine
  Plate's expired, so as soon as I'm hired, I'm fired
  Jackin' my dick off in a band of barbed wires
  "Hey, is Bizarre performing?"
  Bitch, didn't you read the flyer?
  Special invited guest will be Richard Pryor
  "Aren't you a male dancer?"
  Naw bitch, I'm retired, for fuckin' a bitch in the ass
  with a tire iron
  I'm ripped, I'm on an acid trip
  My DJ's in a coma for lettin' the record skip
  Lettin' the record skip - lettin' the record skip
  (reverse revolving of record)
  I'm fuckin' anything when I'm snortin'
  It's gonna cost $300 dollars to get my pit bull an
  abortion
  Some bitch asked for my autograph
  I called her a whore, spit beer in her face, and
  laughed
  I drop bombs like I was in Vietnam
  All bitches are hoes, even my stinkin' ass moms
 
  (Caniver)
  Ayo flashback, two seats, too deep up in that asscrack
  Weed laced with somethin', nigga pass that
  And after then we go to hang out with hashrats
  At a Stop The Violence rally
  I blast gats, be it a mom or publishing
  Get your ass capped, the Caniver divider
  Yo cash that, run your motherfuckin' pockets
  ASAP, I don't need a platinum chain
  Bitch, I'll snatch Shaq's, born loser
  Half-thief and half-black
  Bring your boys and your guns, and get laughed at
  Bitch smack 'em, bitch rappers get ejac-jacked
  Found chopped-up in a trash bag
 
  (Dirty Harry)
  Stranglin' rappers to the point they can't yell
  'Cause their crew is full of fags that're sweeter than
  bake sales
  Wreckless, come from behind and snatch your necklace
  Cruisin' and causin' more trouble than nine hoodlums
  I rattle your Adam's Apple until it crackles
  Run right past you, turn around, grab you and stab you
  Get executed, 'cause I'm a looney
  I got an adept mind, and it's polluted
  I cock it back then shoot it
  I love snatchin' up players, thugs, and young ballers
  Shoot up they household, even the young toddlers
  Brigades barricade to bring the noise
  Watch the bullets wrap your bones up like Christmas
  toys
  If I go solo, I'm doing a song with Bolo
  A big Chinese nigga, screamin' "Ihava yo-yo"
  I'll leave your face leakin'
  Run up in church and smack the preacher while he's
  preachin'
  Take a swing at the deacon
 
  (The Con Artist)
  I used to tell cats I sold weed and weight
  I was straight until I got caught sellin' em shaped
  I'm ignorant, with the intent to snatch your rent
  I got kicked out of summer camp for havin' sex in my
  tent
  While the superintendent thought up, my brain's out of
  order
  I've been a con artist since I was swimmin' in water
  And cahoots with this nigga named Fall Out Tom (?)
  Who got fired from UPS for tryin' to send you a bomb
  (special delivery)
  I signed to a local label for fun
  Say I got cancer, get dropped an advancement and run
  Ride by you in the rain while you carry your son
  Call your house and hang up on you for not givin' me
  none
  Born straight up out a pussy but a son of a gun
  Got a reputation for havin' niggas run up they funds
  Used to be the type of nigga that was full of some
  one's
  'Til I met your fat mama, now I'm rollin' in dough
 
  Chorus
 
  Suck my motherfuckin' dick...
  D-12... Dirty motherfuckin' Dozen...
  Assed you like a snake slut bitch with 30 fuckin'
  husbands...
  Bizarre kid... Swifty McBay... The Con Artist... The
  Caniver... Dirty Harry...
  Haha, and Slim Shady...
 

Eminem - Tonight Lyrics


  Ohhhh...Oooooh...
  I don't wanna play
  The wailting game
  And drift away
  Leavin' an illusion
  I don't wanna hide
  It's foolish pride
  To close my eyes
  A touch away from wanting you
 
  Don't try to look away
  When we're face to face
  I see your eyes
  That animal emotion
  You don't have to set
  Your tender trap
  It's in those eyes
  It's gonna happen anyway
 
  (Movin' to the rhythm of your heartbeat)
  Yeah, I'm wantin', willin', touchin' you
  We'll be
  (Movin' to the rhythm of your heartbeat)
  Ooh babe
  When you get that rhythm
  Gonna move into your room
 
  Tonight - Gimme love with no disguise
  Tonight - I see the fire in your eyes
  Tonight - So right, this night could be dynamite
  Wait'n'see
  If it pleases you it pleases me
 
  There's nothing I can say
  No mystery
  It's in your eyes
  Those eyes are where I wanted them
  So give me heart'n'soul
  I lose control
  Can't stop my eyes
  From fallin' into fantasy
 
  [Repeat Bridge]
  [Repeat Chorus]
 
  Tonight - Gimme love with no disguise
  Tonight - I see the fire in your eyes
  Tonight - I wanna win the greatest prize
  Tonight - So right, this night could be dynamite
  Wait'n'see
  If it pleases you it pleases me