None really cares if yoy are unhappy,so you might as well be happy.


As money can't exactly buy you happiness,at least it helps you suffer in comfort.






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"Four of the six voices in my head are telling me that I'm sane."

"There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works..."

"Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any."

"Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else."

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day."

"If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it."

"If you drink, don't park; accidents cause people."

"The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire."

"We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse."

"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."

Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.

Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.

All the good ones are taken.
If the person isn't taken, there's a reason

If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.

Nothing is as easy as it looks.

Everything takes longer than you think.

Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.

If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.

If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.

Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics

Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure.

John D. Rockefeller (1839 - 1937)
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.

Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
The best cure for worry, depression, melancholy, brooding, is to go deliberately forth and try to lift with one's sympathy the gloom of somebody else.

Arnold Bennett
There's an old saying that if you come back to the place where you became a man, you will remember all those things you need to be happy... That saying never made sense to me, but I thought it was worth a try.

Henry Bromel, Northern Exposure, The Big Kiss, 1991