Homer: Here are your messages: "You have thirty minutes to move your car." "You have ten minutes to move your car." "Your car has been impounded." "Your car has been crushed into a cube." "You have thirty minutes to move your cube."

meni je ovaj dobar

Zove Mardz Homera na telefon u vozu:

Marge: Homer, someone is here with me who can help you to stop the train.
Homer: Batman?
Marge: No Homer it's not Batman it is a scientist.
Homer: Batman is a scientist.

  :mrgBart walks into the room looking sad]
Marge: Do you notice something different about Bart?
Homer: New glasses?
Marge: No, the way he's been acting. He seems depressed.
Homer: Probably misses his old glassesreen:

 

homi

On mi je kao otac ! ! ! Stvarno, sa onim kraljem bih se ubio od smeha (ili piva) ! ! ! !


sve u svemu - kralj 

[Edit by shone83: Pisanje teksta velikim slovima [ALLCAPS] zabranjeno Pravilnikom Burek Foruma. Koristite blagodeti formatiranja teksta ako zelite nesto naglasiti!]

Marge: I have a responsibility to raise these children right and, unless you change, I'll have to tell them their father is... well, wicked.
Homer: [to Lisa and Bart] Kids, let me tell you about another so-called wicked guy. He had long hair, and some wild ideas, and he didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was...
[thinks]
Homer: I forget. But the point is...
[thinks]
Homer: I forget that, too.
[to Marge]
Homer: Marge, you know who I'm talking about! He used to drive that blue car

Homer je stvarno lik...
A ova pesmica mu je super... 

The turkey is a bad person

Homer je najveci lik koji postoji!  Slusajte njega i daleko cete dogurati!