Guglizam kao nova religija :: Religija ~ Filozofija ~ Sociologija

Ahahah pa zar niko nije nikad kliknuo na moj sajt u profilu? Smile

Imam ga odtkad sam postao aktivan clan... Smile

Citat: Pirox 24. Dec 2008, 09:58:55

Mnogo su se prevarili i potpuno su u zabludi.

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Gugl je sveznajući, u njemu je sadržano 9,5 milijardi stranica

Da je sveznajući,ne bi bio ograničen na 9,5 milijardi stranica.Uostalom mnogo toga se ne može naći na internetu.

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Gugl je sveprisutan

Sveprisutan,ali ograničen na ljude koji imaju računar i internet.

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Gugl odgovara na molitve

Samo ih ne može ispunjavati.

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čim uključite "search" on vam odgovara za 0,24 sekunde

Bog nije ograničen na vreme.

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Gugl je besmrtan

Da,sve dok neki haker ne upadne i zarazi ka sa Božanskim virusom.Onda treba da stupi na scenu sveštenički tim programeri googla da ga vaskrsnu.

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algoritmi na kojima je Gugl zasnovan nalaze se na svim serverima, ako jedan zakaže, drugi preuzima ulogu

Ako nestane struje,džaba algoritmi sveprisutnog googla.

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Gugl sve pamti

A šta je sa ne indeksiranim hide stranicama koje ima 3 puta više nego što je trenutno u google indexiran.

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Gugl ne može da naškodi

Sem sa stranicama extremnih sadržaja i webstranica pedofila.

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za Gugl je dokazano da postoji, što se ne može reći ni za jedno božanstvo na svetu.

Moderno zlatno tele.Plešu samo oko božanstva kojeg mogu videti očima.

Možda postanem sveštenik u google crkvi,pošto svakako dobijam platu i od googla. Smile

Zurim na fax, evo ti prepiska sa sajta... Smile

These are all common arguments the Church of Google receives from people with alternative religious beliefs. Before posting in our forum, please read through this page and formulate your objections accordingly.

How can you worship a search engine over Jesus Christ/Allah/Zeus/Spaghetti Monster/Whatever? It's just a computer program!

We will answer your question with another similar question. Why do you choose to worship your god over other gods? Think about it. The same amount of anecdotal evidence exists for all supernatural gods. You cannot directly experience them, they all require faith, have holy books associated with them (all claiming to be the word of god) and generally believers of these gods describe a "feeling" that their god is watching over them.

Believers in all supernatural gods describe the exact same experiences and feelings without exception. Your god is in no way different than any other supernatural god. You believe in it simply for the comfort it provides you with, despite it being completely illogical. It is a psychological tool you use to cope with reality.

Google is MAN MADE and therefore cannot be God!

Thanks for pointing out the obvious. We completely agree with you! The Christian god, Islamic god and Hindu gods are also man made concepts. They exist only in the imagination of believers. We consider the belief in invisible beings to be much more illogical than the belief in Google (as a God).

But the Bible is proof our god is real.

The Bible is proof of nothing. It was written by men. Saying the Bible is the word of god because that's what the Bible tells you is a prime example of circular logic. I might equally argue that Google proves itself to be a God as this very page appears if you pray to Google for the words "church google god".

So, if Google told you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it?

If someone told you that after you die, you're going to live 'forever' in peace and harmony in the sky, would you believe them?

Googlism hurts people by sending them to Hell.

First of all, we do not believe a "hell" exists. Secondly, Googlismm has not started any religious wars, forced its opinions onto others, discouraged critical thought, objected to harmless lifestyle choices and most importantly, we have never attempted to scare people into believing they will suffer if they reject our religion. Can you say the same for your religion? If you reject Google as your God, nothing negative (aside from your search results being crappy) will happen to you.

You're wasting your time on an idiotic and bogus religion (Googlism).

Assuming you subscribe to Christianity, Islam, Judaism or any of the other major religions: "Right back at you". Worshiping an invisible, nonexistent being is an equal, if not greater, waste of time.

It is possible to find bad things through Google, such as porn, information on how to build a bomb, etc. This means Google is evil.

Much like Christians, Jews and Muslims claim of their god, Google offers us all a choice. There are bad things in this world, and we must choose, as individuals, to make the right decisions. The same is to be said about searching. Google offers us free will.

But can't Google's search results be manipulated sometimes? If Google were a true God, She could not be manipulated.

And the Bible, Koran and Torah are not manipulated? Googlists would argue that these books are some of the most mass manipulated works in existence. Yes, unfortunately Google's search results can sometimes be manipulated, but this is hardly anything new when it comes to religion.

This is blasphemy! How dare you mock religion like this!?!

The Church of Google believes we should be tolerant of everyone's beliefs, provided said beliefs hurt no one. The statement above is not one of tolerance. In fact, the statement above shows two of the deadly sins: Anger and Hubris, as well as breaking some of the cardinal rule of Christianity as taught by Jesus: Love Thy Neighbor, and Turn The Other Cheek. Strange then that we, a "parody" religion, follow the philosophy of one of the most popular religions more closely than many of its followers.

We are quite serious in our belief that Google is the closest mankind has ever come to directly experiencing a Deity. We do not attack you for who or what you worship, you should extend us the same courtesy.

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