"Teenage Lobotomy"

[Originally by Ramones]

Lobotomy!
Lobotomy!
Lobotomy!
Lobotomy!

DDT did a job on me
Now I am a real sickie
Guess I'll have to break the news
That I got no mind to lose
All the girls are in love with me
I'm a teenage lobotomy

Slugs and snails are after me
DDT keeps me happy
Now I guess I'll have to tell 'em
That I got no cerebellum
Gonna get my Ph.D.
I'm a teenage lobotomy

Lobotomy!
Lobotomy!
Lobotomy!
Lobotomy!

DDT did a job on me
Now I am a real sickie
Guess I'll have to break the news
That I got no mind to lose
All the girls are loving me
I'm a teenage lobotomy

"The Angel And The Jerk"

Your gonna miss me miss me when I'm gone
Your gonna miss me miss me when I'm gone
Can't you see there's something wrong
Gonna miss me miss me when I'm gone

On a night just like tonight
Below my window pussies fight
I'm gonna be so far away
Exactly like you are today
You must have thought you really scored
'Cause we're the Angel and the Jerk
You know I love to be ignored
Just take for granted all my work

Your gonna miss me miss me when I'm gone
Your gonna miss me miss me when I'm gone
Can't you see there's something wrong
Your Gonna miss me miss me when I'm gone

Look at me......
Who do you see?.....
Am I a mirror to your moods...?

Today's the day......
I break away.....
I'm pulling on my walking boots

Your gonna miss me miss me when I'm gone
Your gonna miss me miss me when I'm gone
Wake up, stupid! something's wrong
Gonna miss me miss me when I'm gone

I always hope you'd be the one
That's gonna meet me eye-to-eye
I must be brighter than the sun
Or else you've gone completely shy
Am I handy poltergeist?
By day a busy little elf
A saint to rival Jesus Christ
You'd better feed and clothe yourself

Your gonna miss me miss me...

"The Ballad Of Wilhelm Fink"

Said that I'd meet you
At the Berkeley Marina
3 AM when no one will be found

All I got in mind
Is a Boone's Farm jug of wine
Smash a bottle in the parking lot

But considering our luck
We'll get busted by the cops
Instead of sex we'll go to jail
Another lesson learned and failed

Said that I'd meet you
At the Berkeley Marina
3 AM when no one will be found

All I got in mind
Is a Boone's Farm jug of wine
Smash a bottle in the parking lot

But considering our luck
We'll get busted by the cops
Instead of sex we'll go to jail
Another lesson learned and failed

"The Kids Are Alright"

[Originally by The Who]

I don't mind all the guys dancing with my girl
That's fine, I know them all pretty well
And I know sometimes I must get out in the light
Better leave her behind where the kids are alright...
The kids are alright....

Sometimes, I know I gotta get away
Bells chime, I know I gotta get away
And I know if I don't, I'll go out of my mind
Better leave her behind where the kids are alright...
The kids are alright....

I know if I go things would be a lot better for her
I had this plan but her folks wouldn't let her
I don't mind, I feel i gotta get away
Bells chime, i know I gotta get away
And I know if I don't I'll go out of my fuckin' mind
Better leave her behind where the kids are alright...
The kids are alright....
The kids are alright....
The kids are alright....

"The Saints Are Coming"

[The Skids Cover]

There is a house in New Orleans, they call the Rising Sun
It's been the ruin of many a poor boy, and God, I know I'm one.

I cried to my daddy on the telephone,
how long now?
Until the clouds unroll and you come home,
the line went.
But the shadows still remain since your descent,
your descent.

I cried to my daddy on the telephone,
how long now?
Until the clouds unroll and you come home,
the line went.
But the shadows still remain since your descent,
your descent.

The saints are coming, the saints are coming.
I say no matter how I try, I realise there's no reply.
The saints are coming, the saints are coming.
I say no matter how I try, I realise there's no reply.

A drowning sorrow floods the deepest grief,
how long now?
Until the weather change condemns belief,
how long now?
When the night watchman lets in the thief
Whats wrong now?

The saints are coming, the saints are coming
I say no matter how I try, I realise there's no reply.
The saints are coming, the saints are coming
I say no matter how I try, I realise there's no reply.
I say no matter how I try, I realise there's no reply.
I say no matter how I try, I realise there's no reply

"Things I Heard Today"

Well the things that I heard today
It's not worth listening or to say
Struggle hold you can't get out of
I've got no love for you
And the day is dragging on and on
It makes you feel that much more alone
As its getting faster
No disaster
Once you say..how long..
How long can we go on
I hear it all going wrong
So shut your hole
There's something wrong with
The things I heard today

There's always talking and you say shut up
You've got your problems with what's going on
Your tragedy is going stale
You're on a bridge and you cant budge
Well the Saturday night is getting old
All the week you're doing what you're told
You start the fight and you pull the plug
Next morning your face down in the mud

How long can we go on
I hear it going on and on and on
So shut your hole
There's nothing wrong with
The things I heard today...

They talk you say shut up
You've got your problems with what's going on
You tragedy is going stiff
You're on a bridge and you cant budge
Well the Saturday night is getting old
All the week you're doing what you're told
You start the fight and you pull the plug
Next morning your face down in the mud

How long can we go on
I hear it all going, going wrong
So shut your hole
There's nothing wrong with
The things I heard today...
The things I heard today...

"Too Much, Too Soon"

She's always living like she's running out of time
Too much just ain't enough to keep her satisfied
Her plastic card is filled with nothing comes to mind
It's now her occupation that she's overqualified

The looks are always so deceiving
The truth is always misconstrued

To you...
Too much too soon
Too little and now your coming unglued
Too much too soon
Too late and now it sucks to be you
Too much too soon
Too little and now your coming unglued
Too much too soon
Too late and now it sucks to be you too

He's talking shit about how it's better way back when
He lives every waking moment as means to an end
We are we are but I'm not
I never used to be
So god bless your fucking past and to hell with your glory

The looks are always so deceiving
The truth is always misconstrued

Too much too soon
Too little and now your coming unglued
Too much too soon
Too late and now it sucks to be you
Too much too soon
Too little and now your coming unglued
Too much too soon
Too late and now it sucks to be you too

She packs her bags and says goodbye and bon voyage
Farewell we'll see you in hell I hope you rest in pieces
Fuck you
Oh..oh oh oh oh...
Oh..oh oh oh oh...

Too much too soon
Too little and now your coming unglued
Too much too soon
Too late and now it sucks to be you
Too much too soon
Too little and now your coming unglued
Too much too soon
Too late and now it sucks to be you too

Woah...oh oh oh oh..

"We Are The Champions"

[Originally by Queen]

I've paid my dues
Time after time
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime
And bad mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face
But I've come through

We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting - till the end -
We are the champions -
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions - of the world -

I've taken my bows
And my curtain calls -
You brought me fame and fortuen and everything that goes with it
- and some fucking great cheers
I thank you all -

But it's been no bed of roses
No pleasure cruise
I consider it a challenge before the whole human race
And I ain't gonna lose

We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting - till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions - of the world

"When It's Time"

Words get trapped in my mind
Sorry I don't take the time to feel the way I do
'Cause the first day you came into my life
My time ticks around you

But then I need your voice
As the key to unlock
All the love that's trapped in me
So tell me when it's time
To say I love you

All I want is you to understand
That when I take your hand
It's 'cause I want to
We are all born in a world of doubt
But there's no doubt
I figured out
I love you

All I want is you to understand
That when I take your hand
It's 'cause I want to
We are all born in a world of doubt
And there's no doubt
I figured out
I love you

And I feel lonely for
All the losers that will never take the time to say
What was really on their mind instead
They just hide away
Yet they'll never have
Someone like you to guard them
And help along the way
Or tell them when it's time to say, "I love you"
So tell me when it's time to say "I love you"

"Working Class Hero"

[John Lennon cover]

As soon as your born they make you feel small
By giving you no time instead of it all
Till the pain is so big you feel nothing at all
A working class hero is something to be
A working class hero is something to be

They hurt you at home and they hit you at school
They hate if you're clever and they despise a fool
Till you're so fucking crazy you can't follow their rules
A working class hero is something to be
A working class hero is something to be

When they've tortured and scared you for twenty odd years
Then they expect you to pick a career
When you can't really function you're so full of fear
A working class hero is something to be
A working class hero is something to be

Keep you doped with religion and sex and TV,
And you think you're so clever and you're classless and free,
But you're still fucking peasants as far as I can see,
A working class hero is something to be
A working class hero is something to be

There's room at the top they are telling you still
But first you must learn how to smile as you kill
If you want to be like all the folks on the hill
A working class hero is something to be
A working class hero is something to be
A working class hero is something to be
A working class hero is something to be

If you want to be a hero, well just follow me
If you want to be a hero, well just follow me