>You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
>sports,
>she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips
and
>
>dip coming.
>Alan, age 10
>
>
>
>No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
marry.
>God
>decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're
stuck
>with.
>Kirsten, age 10
>
>
>
>What is the right age to get married?
>Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
then.
>Camille, age 10
>
>
>
>No age is good to get married at. You g! ot to be a fool to get
married.
>Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)
>
>
>
>How can a stranger tell if two people are married?
>You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at
the
>same kids.
>Derrick, age 8
>
>
>
>What do you think your mum and dad have in common?
>Both don't want any more kids.
>Lori, age 8
>
>
>
>What do most people do on a date?
>Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
each
>other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
>Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
>
>
>
>On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually
gets
>them
>interested enough to go for a second date.
>Martin, age 10 (wise beyond his years)
>
>
>
>What would you do on a first date that was turning sour?
>I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
newspapers
>and
>make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
>C! raig, age 9
>
>
>
>When is it okay to kiss someone?
>When they're rich.
>Pam, age 7
>
>
>
>The law says you have to be 18, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
>Curt, age 7
>
>
>
>The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
them
>and
>have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
>Howard, age 8 (this one has very good morals)
>
>
>
>Is it better to be single or married?
>I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never
going
>
>to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.
>Theodore, age 8
>
>
>
>It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone
to
>clean up after them. Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
>
>
>
>How would the world be different if people didn't get married?
>There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
>Kelvin, age 8
>
>
>
>And our all time favourite is...
>
>
>
>How would you make a mar! riage work?
>Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
>Ricky, age 10