"You, Me, And The Significant Other"
 
Whisper sweet nothing's into your ear
The kind I knew you'd always want to..
Oh wait but I was wrong
You sold me out so fast
Quickly inditing me into the shit that is your past

Today you said, you said it's over
At least I'll start aging slower
Oh well lemme guess
You're gonna fuck my friends, OD, and call me from the hospital

You don't need to tell me what you're always wanting
I think it's too obvious
The scraps across the floor of self indulgent nonsense
Feed the ego with the shit that you fear
But don't you count me out before I get
the last word in. Let's not pretend
I'll go without a fight again

Time and space
You said you wanted
Time and space
You said you needed
Time and space
I never knew you were a physicist

This time I swear I won't be gone
This time I know I won't be wrong

"The He Man Woman Haters Club"
 
It's so hard meeting girls I respect
In all these awful places
I'm never home for more than a week
The only people I see are either
Down on their luck
Drunken girls at the pub
Or the skanky almost hooker types
That dance at the club
And I always think
Why do I get dressed up to
Walk around saying what the fuck?
At the end of the day
It matters more what you do than what you say
I wish I knew some girls that aspired to be more than famous whores
As long as I'm on tour
I'll boldly go where every man has been before
A blonde in a short shirt no bra and a thong may be fun to make eyes at,
not bring home to your mom
I want a girl that can talk
I want a girl that can think,
Not someone I'm ashamed of every time that they speak
I want a girl that takes pride
In the strength of her mind
And even more so if the sentiment can be justified
At the end of the day
It matters more what you do than what you say
I wish I knew some girls who aspired to be more than famous whores
As long as I'm on tour It's any port in the storm

"M.O."
 
Call off the dogs, pull back the search
I found him over here turning into dirt
This is one sick fuck we got on our hands now
I gotta get my friends and get them out of town
Whoever did this was a fucking pro
Smooth, smart, complex and composed
I swear I think I've seen this very same M.O.
If they knew I killed this monster I'd be joining them in hell soon

I've got this feeling in my gut I can't let go of
All signs point right to where you are I can't control it
Now you're onto me and if it has to be you or me
Then it sure as hell won't be me found six feet down

Everything everyone everywhere ends

"Now That You're Gone"
 
Today I saw the work of deaths ugly hand
Took the life of a man who lost his heart somewhere along the way
You stood so proud
You were so tall
Like you stood for anything at all
The last thing you said I'll never forget
We could buried the hatchet and started again
But you threw it all away and took your pride to the grave
Won't feel sorry now that you're gone
Just a memory distant and vague
I do what I can to keep it that way
I am now the bastard son of a man with a death wish and a gun

Bonus

Chelsea Hotel
Christmassacre / from "Taste Of Christmas" Compilation
Day By Day
Failure By Designer Jeans / from "Music On The Brain Vol. 1" Compilation
Fiction
Save Us / "Heroine" B-Side
X12 Days Of XXXMASX / from "A Santa Cause" Compilation

"Chelsea Hotel"

Originally by Leonard Cohen
 
I remember you well in the Chelsea Hotel,
You were talking so brave and so sweet,
Giving me head on the unmade bed,
While the limousines wait in the street.
Those were the reasons and that was New York,
We were running for the money and the flesh.
And that was called love for the workers in song
Probably still is for those of them left.

But you got away, didn't you babe,
You just turned your back on the crowd,
You got away, I never once heard you say,
I need you, I don't need you,
I need you, I don't need you
And all of that jiving around.

I remember you well in the Chelsea Hotel
You were famous, your heart was a legend.
You told me again you preferred handsome men
But for me you would make an exception.
And clenching your fist for the ones like us
Who are oppressed by the figures of beauty,
You fixed yourself, you said, "Well never mind,
We are ugly but we have the music."

And then you got away, didn't you babe,
You just turned your back on the crowd,
You got away, I never once heard you say,
I need you, I don't need you,
I need you, I don't need you
And all of that jiving around.

I don't mean to suggest that I loved you the best,
I can't keep track of each fallen robin.
I remember you well in the Chelsea Hotel,
That's all, I don't even think of you that often.

"Christmassacre"
 
ALL I GOT THIS YEAR,
WAS THIS LOUSY HEAD TO TEAR
PRESENTS WRAPPED WITH GREED
TURN YOUR BACK AND WALK AWAY

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS
Give it away!
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS
Give it away!
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS
Give it away!
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS

Don't forget your Christmas cheer
'Cause Santa's going to die this year
SANTA'S GOING TO DIE!
SANTA'S GOING TO DIE!
Pete Wentz plays in Fall Out Boy
Here's his number, girls and boys:
847-40-0-48, 1 and 4.

You better call him, Pete from Fall Out Boy, you better call him.

ALL I WANT THIS YEAR
IS A MODEL AND A BEER
MY QUEEN WILL RULE YOU ALL.
FUCK THIS WORLD AND DECK THE HALLS.

Don't forget your Christmas cheer
'Cause Santa's going to die this year
SANTA'S GOING TO DIE!
SANTA'S GOING TO DIE!
Pete Wentz plays in Fall Out Boy
Here's his number, girls and boys:
847-40-0-48, 1 and 4.

SLAYING
SLAYING
SLAYING
SLAYING

"Day By Day"

Performed as First Too Last
 
Re-trace the steps I took and all things I had,
If I could change it all, then it wouldn't be so bad.
What did I ever do to make it be this way?
If I had the choice then would I even stay?

It's just day by day. (It's just day by day)
There's nothing left that I can give to you,
And what can I say? (And what can I say?)
I regret all those promises I made.

Now that I'm turning to you, all that I can ask,
Is that you let me live your life just how it stands.
Sometimes I feel like I relate to no one else,
So here I am, still searching to find my self (And)

It's just day by day. (It's just day by day)
There's nothing left that I can give to you,
And what can I say? (And what can I say?)
I regret all those promises I made.

It's just day by day. (It's just day by day)
There's nothing left that I can give to you,
And what can I say? (And what can I say?)
I regret all those promises I made.

No!

"Failure By Designer Jeans"
 
I'm a mess of insecurities
Attention starved with a narcissistic twist
Don't you think that I'm amazing?
Please tell me I'm worth dating
I have every reason not to leave home today (home today)
Home today (home today)

Mirror, mirror, how amazing is my figure?
Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures
Mirror, how amazing is my figure?
Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures

Please don't believe my words are lacking honesty
I'll be the boy you can't resist
You'll be the tenth girl on my list
I'll write your name upon my chest
These less than three's will never rest
Please don't believe my words are lacking honesty

Mirror, mirror, how amazing is my figure?
Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures
Mirror, how amazing is my figure?
Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures

You'll be the last girl on my list
Action's just a click away
These things photographs could never say
[x2]

Please don't believe my words are lacking honesty
(You'll be the last girl on my list
Action's just a click away
These things photographs could never say)
[x2]

"Fiction"
 
How do you sleep at night, father,
With what you've done to me?
How do you make it through the day,
Knowing your dead in me?

City lights give me the answers.
(Some day, some way.)
Broken hearted, filled with anger.
(Father, too late.)
Hiding out but now its over.
(Walking, no way.)
Give it time, won't be much better.
(Some day, some way.)

And try to justify
All the things we have inside.
(You never will...)
And try to comprehend
All the things I have in mind.
(You never will...)

'Cause morseling has never been
So tempting as it is right now.
My mind devours
Thoughts of you,
To Justify the pain inside.
And don't you think it hurts me,
When I think about the past?
And how I realize I'm empty.
"I'll be there." Is what you told me, dad.
I've waited as a child.
I've waited 19 years.
I've looked outside the window,
To see if you were getting near.
I said, "Mother don't worry,
I'll take my fathers place.
I'll be the man I should be.
I'll put a smile upon your face."

And I'll try to justify
All the things you have inside.
(You never will...)
And try to comprehend
All the things I have in mind.
(You never will...)

'Cause morseling has never been
So tempting as it is right now.
My mind devours
Thoughts of you,
To justify the pain inside.
And don't you think it hurts me,
When I think about the past?
And how I realize I'm empty.
"I'll be there." Is what you told me, dad.
I've waited as a child. (I've waited as a child.)
I've waited 19 years. (I've waited 19 years.)
I've looked outside the window, (I've looked outside the window,)
To see if you were getting near. (To see if you were getting near.)
I said, "Mother don't worry,
I'll take my fathers place.
I'll be the man I should be.
I'll put a smile upon your face."

I'll try to justify
All the things you hide inside.
(You never will...)
And try to comprehend
All the things I have in mind.
(You never will...)

And try to understand
All the things we have inside.
(You never will...)