"B.E.A.S.T."
 
B, for bad I'm obnoxious, as in, a sexist creep
E, for egomaniac, when I feel tired and I just want to sleep
A, for airhead
S, for sucker, you wish, you never had been born
T, stands for terrible, when I'm watching football or downloading porn
BEAST!

Blame god, he is the creator
leave me alone stop being such a drag,
play game now don't be a hater
nag, nag, nag, nag

Please tell me why oh why
you call me a beast when I'm just being a guy,
I'm doing the best I can,
yet you call me a beast when I'm just being a man

B, for Brat I'm pestiferous when I'm teasing and annoying as hell
E, for evil and malodorous, as a pig, when my feet smell,
A, for awful,
S, for sleezebag, when we don't agree
T, stands for tripping out,
just because I forgot our anniversary
BEAST!

Blame god, he is the creator
leave me alone stop being such a drag,
play game now don't be a hater
nag, nag, nag, nag

Please tell me why oh why
you call me a beast when I'm just being a guy,
I'm doing the best I can,
yet you call me a beast when I'm just being a man

B, for bully I'm tedious, I'm never romantic enough
E, for enamored and tenacious, and pretending to be oh so tough
A, for asshole
S, for Slacker, when I forget it's my turn to clean,
T, stands for tosser, when I'm acting like a stupid teen
BEAST!

Blame god, he is the creator
leave me alone stop being such a drag,
play game now don't be a hater
nag, nag, nag, nag

Please tell me why oh why
you call me a beast when I'm just being a guy,
I'm doing the best I can,
yet you call me a beast when I'm just being a man

"Anaheim After Dark"
 
The day is over the gates are shut
The park is closed and there's no signs of life
We're tied together by a true lovers knot
I'm no more still forever you'll be my wife.

During day a playground for the young
At night a gateway to the other side
Even in death our love is really strong
I'm gone forever but you'll always be my bride

In this twilight zone
Just you and I
It's peaceful and quiet
In Anaheim After Dark
We're all alone
Under the midnight sky
True love & kisses
In Anaheim After Dark

Each night we meet at this place
Watching the sun set and the moon rise
The memories of me you embrace
I ceased to exist but this wedlock never dies

In this twilight zone
Just you and I
It's peaceful and quiet
In Anaheim After Dark
We're all alone
Under the midnight sky
True love & kisses
In Anaheim After Dark

"Fantazma"
 
Goodnight my sweet love
She whispers and touched me
I closed my eyes and her tears down her cheek land on my chin
Oh no no no
The night I killed her she swore she would come back for me
She said I can't be dead without you
I'll haunt you 'til you swing from that tree

The only way out is death
I realized as time goes by
I have to give in to her ghastly demand
to see me hang high
oh no no no
every night I get a visit from her disembodied soul
her restless ghost wants me to pay for the life I stole
all she wants is to watch me hanging
see me dangling
at the end of a rope from the old apple tree

Oh so gently she puts a rope around my neck
she assures me the pain will be over in a sec
oh no no no
death is forever
life is not and soon we'll be
together in spirit for always and for eternity
watch us hanging
see us dangling
at the end of the ropes from the old apple tree
watch us hanging
see us dangling
side by side now, my soul mate Fantazma and me

"Out Comes The Batz"
 
The nauseating smell of waste
contaminated by the blood
dripping for the knife
of a hatchet man
a self-destructive (cruel) act
in the name of a god
that is used to justify a
holy battle plan

It's going down now
no hope for pow wow
you can't expel the devil from his dwell
there ain't no sanctuary safe enough
no shelter built strong and tough
to protect against this earthly hell

Out comes the batz
they're leaving their cave
soon they'll be outta sight
out comes the ratz
they are leaving the ship
swimming off into the night
out comes the vultures
fleeing human discommend
in this mayhem of dismay
there'll be no tomorrow
this is the end
and tomorrow, no today

A game of sick monopoly
polluted by the appetite
for cash and to control
a flock of sheep
an atrocious quest for peace
a certain route to genesis
It's hard to comprehend
the power of such a creep

so it went with a blast
no future no more past