"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

Dante Aligijeri - Pakao

"There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works..."


"Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any."


"Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else."


"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."


"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day."


"If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it."


"If you drink, don't park; accidents cause people."


"The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire."


"We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse."


"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."

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