Ide baba ulicom i oslanja se na štaku.
Sretne je komšija i pita: "Šta je baba bilo s nogom?"
Baba: "Ma pala na Ajax-u!"

There's a boy, who's got to pay
for all he had done before
Right or wrong must be shared
but that boy was just sowing love
but his harvest
has become that he loves none

Milan Mumin
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One day when Alfred Hitchcock was still a churchgoing Catholic, he was driving
through a Swiss city when he suddenly pointed out of the car window and said "That
is the most frightening sight I have ever seen." His companion was surprised to
see nothing more alarming than a priest in conversation with a little boy, his
hand on the child's shoulder."Run, little boy," cried Hitchcock, leaning out of
the car. "Run for your life!"

nema  vise s tobom price prebicu te lice imam iza sebe vojsku Srbija mi klice na mobilnom telefonu obrisi njen broj ako zelim da postedim bedni zivot tvoj.ej riki martine brate shvati me dobices batine