"Corndog"

I was all alone on a Saturday night
the funny thing is, we didn't even have a fight
I stayed up all night crying, slept all day, missed the game
Inside i think i'm dying, i just can't figure out how she slipped away

I was out all night one day in Dallas
And the strangest thing is, i can't remember a thing
I was drunk and drinking, woke up in my best friend's car
My friends say i got crazy, still need to find out how she slipped away

I have no idea what i did,
she just told me, "have someone check your head"
Let me ask you, do you think i was wrong?
Trying too hard, maybe i came on too strong?

Trying to find, trying to find, trying to find, trying to find a reason not to leave your side
Trying to find, trying to find an answer before i lose my mind

I was at a club real late last Tuesday,
and the weirdest thing is, i can't remember her name
I stayed up all night trying to make her face, look just like yours
And she ended up crying, i still need to find out how she slipped away

I have no idea what i did
she just told me, "have someone check your head"
Let me ask you, do you think i was wrong?
Trying to hard, maybe i came on too strong?

Trying to find, trying to find, trying to find, trying to find a reason not to leave your side
Trying to find, trying to find an answer before i lose my mind [x2]

"Cody"

I know you don't come from here
Believe me i'm very aware
and i'm sorry
You were a sad little girl
Who got caught up in this world
And i'm sorry
sorry, because we're sorry all the time

You think you're everything
some broken-hearted martyr queen
lThe reason for the setting sun
Believe me you're the only one
(only one)

She's the only one who knows
so off the little queenie goes
to flaunt her ill-begotten diamonds
and her elevated nose
My numbers in her pocket,
told her call me up sometime
Now there's just no pleasin queenie,
since queenie lost her mind [x2]

I tried to write a song
to rule out all the wrong
And i'm sorry
see girl let's go on a date
to a movie or rollerskate
And i'm sorry
Better luck next time

You think you're everything
some broken-hearted disco queen
The reason for the setting sun,
believe me you're the only one

She's the only who knows
so off the little queenie goes
to flaunt her ill-begotten diamonds
and her elevated nose
My numbers in her pocket
told her call me up sometime
now there's just no pleasin queenie,
since queenie lost her mind [x2]

"Belgium"

Lately I feel so small
Or maybe it’s just that my bed has grown
I never noticed it before but you were there
So how was I to know

[bridge]
That this single bed
was always meant for two
not just anyone
it was meant for me and you

[chorus]
and now you’re halfway around the world
and I’m just a day behind
Nothin seems to fill the hole
That I have since you left my side
You’ll always be my little girl
Though I can’t hold you tonight
And now you’re halfway round the world
And I’m just a day behind

I wake up in the night
I turn around and find that you’re not there
I just like to watch you sleep and lay by you
I love to feel you near
I think I’m going crazy
Everyday confusion starts to grow
I never noticed it before
But you were there so how was I supposed to know

"Milo"

Yeah it was ten years in the making,
but they finally got to tour
I bought all their albums, i've got their sticker on my door
I didn't know this girl from -- she was with some guy named Stan
She drank Bud Ice from a can, and got her rocks off with the band

And she would sing to me
she's all over me
This girl is scarin me
Oh, yeah

When they call her silly girl, they were right on
Dirty sheets and sour grapes, she kept on dancing on and on
Just like so many girls, she just wants to go home with the band
Maybe if she makes us practice, one of us will hold her hand

Graduated art school, and she read of clockwork orange
She asked me if i had any drugs, and she laughed when i said no
She made a plea for a CD, and he thought that he might score
Next thing ya know her mind's on Hubert, he was passed out on the floor

And she would sing to me,
she's all over me
This girl is scarin me
Oh, yeah

When they call her silly girl, they were right on
Dirty sheets and sour graped, she kept dancing on and on
Just like so many girls, she just wants to go home with the band
Maybe if she makes us practice, one of us will hold her hand [x2]

"Captain Hook"

She looks at me and my world stops
I've got to let her know
Before she has to go
And i hope she does confront me
Cuz i might never find
The words i got in mind

And i don't know, no i don't know
What to say when i'm around you
And I don't know just what to do

You must know the way i feel
By the way i'm acting, yeah
You know i'm so crazy
I'm so crazy about you

She tries to catch me, i won't stop
She grabs me by the hand, i knew she'd understand
And she kisses me, and my heart stops
She asks me if i dance, I said i love the chance

But i don't know, no i don't know
What to say when i'm around you
And I don't know just what to do

You must know the way i feel
By the way i'm acting, yeah
You know i'm so crazy
I'm so crazy about you

She tells me that i am the one she's been looking for
I only hope that it is true
And if i tell her that her image never leaves my mind
Will she say she loves me too?

She looks at me and my world stops
I've got to let her know
Before she has to go
And i hope she does not confront me
Cuz i might never find
The words i've got in mind

And i don't know, no i don't know
What to say when i'm around you
I don't know just what to do, yeah

You must know the way i feel
By the way i'm acting, yeah
You know i'm so crazy,
I'm so crazy about you

"Ack!!"

She's a lovely girl
But only when she gets her way
She can be thoughtful
Which is cool sometimes
I think i like her
But she sends an inconsistent vibe
I hold my hand out
Then she punches me good-bye

She's got me tied up in her eyes
Makes me compromise myself
Feeds on dis-illusion
I wish she was just an illusion......Whoa

Kicked the grass up
While ya waited outside my front door
She drove it twice around
Before she stopped and let me in
I want to tell her, exactly how confused i am
I try to stop, but then i can't begin

She's got me tied up in her eyes
Make me compromise myself
Feeds on dis-illusion
I wish she was an illusion.....Whoa [x2]

"Thespian"

I met her just today
But i've seen her before
Now i sit beside her
She told me her name
I said that's my favorite song
And she said she's never heard it

She broke my train of thought
When she told me a secret
The one about a friend now
I felt a hand upon my knee
I guess i forgot to breathe
But only for a moment

All the while i'm thinking
That i can't believe she's here with me now
I might be dreaming
If i am don't tell me i don't wanna know

She got up to get a beer
So i moved closer to her chair
And she pretended not to notice
Well i hope she doesn't leave
Cuz i'd like to talk some more
Before i have to go, now

All the while i'm thinking
That i can't believe she's here with me now
I might be dreaming
If i am don't tell me i don't wanna know

I guess my talk was too small
I'm not getting anywhere
But i've been here before
So i'll just drive home by myself
And drift away to sleep
I guess it's no big deal.....(big deal)

"Kool-Aid"

Why i was sitting all by myself just thinking
Now i'm lyin awake in bed
I can't forget about what you said
I tell myself, "Hey man, you should know better"
Ya gotta act like nothings wrong
Ya gotta stand up and be strong

Don't blame me for buttin did
These f 'in walls are closin in
And if everything does not seem cool
It's cuz i am not sure what i am supposed to do

But everything's fine
And i don't know why i do this to myself
I got this thing with losing my mind
I wish i could tell you all the things i want to say
So now i think i will in time

I don't suppose i feel like we are thinking
It's not as bad as yesterday
And you can make everything okay
If ya start to feel like we are nowhere ?
And you can think about me too

Don't blame me for buttin in
These f 'in walls are closin in
And if everything does not seem cool
It's cuz i'm not sure what i'm supposed to do

But everythings fine
And i don't know why i do this to myself
I got this thing with losing my mind
I wish i could tell ya all the things i wanna say
So now i think i will in time [x3]

And everything's fine

"I Don't Know"

I'm on my way to west hall
And i don't know
What you're thinkin when i show up
You invite me in
I sit and stare at the walls
Full of pictures
Of the people and the places, you hold dear

Sitting on the porch swing later
Our fingers will be cold
I could have used some chapstick
But i found something better to use

You make me lose track of time
for just an hour
That we gained the night before
Daylight savings time

Sitting on the porch swing later
Our fingers will be cold
I could have used some chapstick
But i found something better to use

It all went by so fast
I forgot
Take a picture from a shoebox
Before i go away

"Wisk"

She was 17 and she, she was a loser
That didn't mean that much to me
She got drunk one day and stole my daddy's car
She went and drove into a tree

I got pissed off one day and threw her down some stairs
She cried, "oh daddy, don't hit me"
She broke a bottle over her best friends head
It's a wonder she's not dead

She's a loser
And she thinks we all abuse her
She doesn't know who to believe

I lost her number and i never called her back
But it's all the same to me
She found out the band was playing at a local
And now she's pissed off at me

She's a loser
And she thinks we all abuse her
She doesn't know who to believe

She's a thorn in my side
And she stole my daddy's ride
I wish she was lost at sea

I just tried to be her friend
And now i don't know where this ends
I wish she would marry me, not bury me

She's a loser
And she thinks we all abuse her
You know she makes me so happy

She was 17 and she
She was a loser
She meant everything to me
She got drunk one night
And bit me till it scarred
I let her do the other arm

She's a loser
And she thinks we all abuse her
You know she makes me so happy

She's a thorn in my side
(you know she makes me so happy)
And she stole my daddy's ride
I wish she was lost at sea
(you know she makes me so happy)
And I just tried to be her friend and i don't know where that ends
(you know she makes me so happy)
I wish she would marry me, not bury me
(you know she makes me so happy)