"Farewell Ride"

Two white horses in a line carrying me to my burying
Ground some need diamonds some need love some need
Cards some need luck
Some need dollar bills lining their clothes
All I need is all I need is two white horses in a line taking
Me for my farewell ride some may say this might be
Your last farewell ride
I don't see the face of
Kindness I don't hear the
Mission bells I don't smell
The morning roses all I see
Is all I see is
Two white horses in a line
Carrying me to my burying ground
Some may say this might be
Your last farewell ride

"Rental Car"

Hey now girl what's the matter with me
We're on a back road something to see
Straight as a razor kickin the dust
Diggin thru ditches and fallin to rust

Takin me far
Far as a rental car can go

Hey now girl at the end of the road
Down where the reaper is walkin alone
Singing a death knell
Clappin along
At the end of the night
There's a road we'll be on

Takin me far,
Far as a rental car can go

"Emergency Exit"

14 miles away from a landfill grave
Never pawned my watch and chain
To the landlord living inside my head
Never paid my rent till the lights went dead
Then I saw my sign comin up the road
A dead ditch waiting for to bury my load
On the avenues in the plain of day
I threw a roosevelt dime in a bucket of rain

Now hold your hand onto the plow
Work your body till the sun goes down
What's left of death is more than fear
Let dust be dust and the good lord near
It's a little too much to ask of faith
It's a little late to wait for fate
So tell the angels what you seen
Scarecrow shadow on a Nazarene

Kindness will find you
When darkness has fallen
Round your bed
Kindness will follow
Children will wander
Till
The end

11.6.45 / Stereopathetic Soulmanure 1994

It's, uh, November 6th, 1945, and we...
...went up to, and uh, back to the house and watched MTV...
...and playin' Pac-Man.
It's all really gross and all the kids were diseased.
Giant airplanes, uh, crashing underneath...
...electro-magnetic fuse...guys with flamethrowers...melting.
Taco trucks were crashed.
There was sausage meat all over the...
Sasquatch was eating a burrito.

8.4.82 / Stereopathetic Soulmanure 1994

Today's, uh, August 4th, 1982.
I'm really bored and there was some dead animals that we played with.
There was a Weed-Wacker...we stole two of them.
A cop car was on fire.
My friend Scott, he was running and he, uh, slipped on a Twinkie.
And his nose was covered with blood...
The security helicopter shot a spotlight...
Somebody pulled their pants d...

.000.000 / Devil's Haircut UK Single 1996

....twilight...????
I've seen your place before, I've tread thid field ???
I bought a plastic light, my separate ceiling blade
my city to the scope, my ???? spokes
my ????
but she'll never never know
my ?? has a ???

???
???
I come from lots of????
my very modest tricks
my pricks and belly rose (?)
my operation blows
???
my big pollution grows
I never spoke of flood
my ?????
??????.....

(AAARRGGHH!!! Okay, I give up for now; this may not be right, but at least I tried!
I'm sure it will all come to me in a dream one night with
a man on a flaming pie clearly spouting the words to this
song. I'll get back with you.....Deborah)

Alcohol / Loser CD Single 1994

alcohol leavin' me dry
now it is time for pie
takin' them as they come
alcohol please give me some

if I stay in the same place
the animals will lick my face
soak in the dawn of day
rollin' my body away

alcohol leavin' me dry
now it is time for pie
takin' them as they come
alcohol please give me some

Aphid Manure Heist / Stereopathetic Soulmanure 1994

Amanda
lied o'er the man's light
Made sure the faith in the light had made her
The greatest woman
The greatest woman
To be the man's greatest wife

I thought it all over
Lord knows I've tried
It's awful great struggle
In any man's life
To look in the mirror
In total surprise
At the great hair on her shoulders
And the great big, big, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful eyes...

Aman.....

Asshole / One Foot in the Grave 1994
your brains went black
when she took back her love
and put it out into the sun
the birds did fly
when the heavens all went dry
and the cigarettes were smoking by themselves

she'll do anything
she'll do anything
she'll do anything
to make you feel like an asshole

call her name
she looks the same as you
question marks stretched across her skin
she dangles carrots
makes you feel embarrassed
to be the fool you know you are

she'll do anything
she'll do anything
she'll do anything
to make you feel like an asshole

Atmospheric Conditions / One Foot in the Grave 1994
there's nobody
there's no mountain
there's no tunnel
you can't get from there to here
you can't get from here to there
[repeat]

there hasn't been a change in the atmostphere
(nothing twistin round, burnin down, come around)
there hasn't been a change for over a year
(slidin through, divided through, hiding you)
there hasn't been a change in the atmostphere
(shut it up, rollin up, finding you)

pull the tap
just a tad
(gypsy haircut)
there's no atmosphere
(a bearskin rug, the tambourines)
dig a tunnel through the mountain (black piano on the mountain)
how many the atmospheres are out there
(there's a broken bottle...in the tunnel)
there's a tunnel from there to here
cut your hand on the atmosphere
split in two
bandaids on your hand
split the atmosphere
split in two
staring at you