Bye bye granny


What's so grand you can hardly stand
The years won't end for the cripple hand
What's so great when your years grow late
You can't control your shit as you disintegrate
Force fed through a tube geriatric food
You only take a bath when you're in the mood
There's a tumor over here and clot and a gland
Keep your teeth in a dish next to your bed pan

Hey what do ya say no this aint your day
A lost spirit on a trip to outer space
Bye bye, Granny Bye bye
Such a cruel joke you're gonna die
Bye bye, Granny Bye bye
Born to rot a way who the hell knows why

What's so fine about father time
He's a grumpy old man with a mind of crime
Here's a pill for your heart and a shot for your head
If it wasn't for your whining I'd swear you were dead
Another cardiac or is it a stroke
You better lay down on that hip you broke
Time to change your diaper well it's just depends
It all turns to shit when it nears the end

BYE BYE GRANNY BYE BYE

Dead at 17

Dead at 17- Dead at 17
Life is so obscene and no it aint a dream
When your 17

Everyday is a holiday, All the way is the only way
TNT and a side of fries, Insanity can't be sanitized
There's other things that I'd rather do
Fuel to burn and I'm coming through
I let the fumes go to my head
Either way I think I'm dead at 17

Dead at 17- Dead at 17
Life is so obscene and no it aint a dream
When your 17 Dead at 17- Dead at 17
Lost in between and no it aint a dream when you r 17

I'm at war with humanity, Live in this world of stupidity
I'm so annoyed with everything, I growing into a big nothing
I don't care about the state in, A snot-nose punk who just can't win
An angry misfit that's seeing red, But either way I think I'm dead at 17

I feel like shit, I need something to smash, I need something to hit
I feel like shit, and the voices in my head say there something to it

Frankestein mobster

Part hell, part human, part Al Capone
Half man, half beast, lock stock and gone
He doesn't take orders but he's taking over
Lightning bolts stamped into his revolver

He's the heart of organized crime
Collecting organs and it's pay back time
Well it's the same damn thing each and every day
Working for the mob in an angry way

Frankenstein Mobster's on a killing spree
He's going to settle some business with the family
Frankenstein Mobster's on a killing spree
He's going to settle some business with the family
You better pay up cause there's really no need to fight
You better pay up or he'll cash in on your life

Love dead hate living aint half alive
Shut up, get in for a little drive
There's a bullet with your name as the chamber turns
You used to talk big now your sleeping with worms

Loves the cheating, loves the beating
Loves the stealing and killing who said romance is dead
Loves the cheating, loves the beating
Loves the stealing and killing who said romance is dead
Romance aint dead

Human stew


God may be an astronaut
Oz is over the rainbow
Fairytales are only make believe
Tell me where do the monsters play

They've only got a million miles to go
The final frontier brings a brand new foe
Galactic race has the space for you
The special sauce in the human stew
EARS, ARMS, & EYES
HANDS, FEET, & THIGHS

Oz is owned by astronauts
Fairytales are full of rainbows
God may be only make believe
Tell me where do the monsters prey

I'm outta here

She hates me and all my friends
With Love and war and battle plans
I'm down for the count from her high heel shoe
One, two, three, aint enough for you
I tip-toe to the fridge for a late night snack
Eggs shells aren't the only thing about to crack
It's 2 am on her coo-coo clock
Three, two, one goes her bomb tick tock

Say so long I've had enough that feeling's gone
I'm Outta here
Say so long I've had enough the feeling's gone
I'm Outta here

Get off my phone, leave me alone
You may think your right
But your always wrong

Spend all my money and ate all my food
And why do we only do it when you're in the mood
There's paint in my soup, poison in my coffee
What's yours is hers the lawyer told me
What does she want, What does she need
Her anger is creature that's about to feed
There's a ball and a chain attached to my leg
I'm gonna end it now with this powder keg (BOOM!)

So this is it your love song
So much better now, that I'm gone

Lost

Did you get lost? Didn't you know notice
The same way you got here my dear is the only way out
Do you need a friend? Would you like a warm fire?
Settle right down here my dear ‘cause there's no need to cry… oh no
Don't be so startled my dear cause' your not going to die…
Not yet
The dreams aren't so bad here my dear if you just close your eyes
“Close my eyes?”... “WHY?”

Did you stray from the path my friend, did you follow the road
The road to ruin again, has fate forebode
Fantasy aint your luxury, This aint your game
Ecstasy and your company pride lost in the rain

Try or Die - you should know - it's the only way outta here
Fight or Cry - it's quite a show - why don't you face your fear
Try or Die - this is the way to go - it's the only way outta here
Fight or Cry – it's nice n' warm below - why don't you face your fear

It seems you lost your way again, maybe it's time to give up
After all what's this journey worth when the going gets rough
Have a seat we'll negotiate a way out for you
Just sign right here and I'll give you my word I see that your through

“Come, Come right in my dear, welcome child”
“How was your trip?”
“OK”
“Pssssst, I've got something for you”
“HUH?”
“Follow me, I'm sure you'll find it as a nice surprise”
“OH MY GOD...NO!”
“How about a little treat my dear”
“Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha”

M.A.D

VIOLENCE! The language of the human race
SILENCE! The masses are the missiles in place
THE END! Of reason is the one last resort
DEFEND! Existance as we plunge into war
M. A. D.

INVADE! and conquer like a thousand times before
REPEAT! The history have we learned nothng more
BODIES! And enemies on the television news
HARVEST! the ratings and the battle ensues
M. A. D. Mutually Assured Destruction

DESTROY! Tomorrow won't admit our defeat
DISTORT! Our sorrow we've beaten the week
LOOSER' S! And orphans feed a rage that will grow
CELEBRATE! The hate until the next violence show
M. A. D.

Midnight creature feature picture show

Were getting dressed up for a good time
Got your ticket? Well I got mine
Grab your girl and let's ditch this place
It's time to leave the human race
Guys and ghouls will gather round
Smell-o-rama and stereo sound
Raise the curtain just pull the cord
Get lost in the Graveyard Boulevard

Damn it Janet what's wrong?
Monster movies playing all night long
Damn it Janet LET'S GO to the
Midnight Creature Feature Picture Show

Dead come alive on the silver screen
A psycho slips into your dreams
Carnivores feast on their meat
Just like candy & trick or treat
Psycho slasher is about to start
He'll carve his way into your heart
Alien invaders from outer space
Monsters on the loose in any case

Night stalking killer is a basket case
Disappears without a trace
He's got a way of making girls drool
He ties them up until there skin turns blue
Rotting zombies and slimy sluggs
Giant spiders and atomic bugs
Well the end is a mystery
This is the place that I want to be

Scream Karen Black

omething's out to get her - Trilogy of terror
Portfolio of horrors – Give her to the monsters

Scream Karen Black , Karen Black Scream
Scream Karen Black , Karen Black Scream

Suitcase full of voodoo – Zuni hunter in the next room
Demon doll of her doom – even your mother wouldn't love you

EVEN YOUR MOTHER WOULDN'T LOVE YOU

Jungle warrior –evil spirit
Cries for battle can you hear it
He who kills will never die
Scream for me mother firefly

Struggle


Is there something on your mind
Does that something now reside
Is it eating at your soul
Will your heart mend the hole
Will the wicked pain replace all your shame
Or is it the same solitude
Reality, well it don't come free
Rate your dignity as it should

Did the rotting fame of decaying days
Bring you to your knees where you stood
Self democracy breeds hypocrisy
Reflected vanity sure looks good

Play as role as fate consumes you whole
Deny it if ya could
What's the toll can you save your soul
Halleluiah if ya could

Is there something on your mind
Is there danger deep inside
Is it eating at your soul
Do you think you'll loose control

Will the wicked pain replace all your shame
Or is it the same solitude
Reality well it don't come free
Rate you dignity as it should

Hallelujah!