50 Things Women Cannot Do...

1. Know anything about a car except its colour

2. Understand a film plot

3. Go 24 hours without sending a text message

4. Lift

5. Throw

6. Run

7. Park

8. Far-t

9. Read a map

10. Rob a bank

11. Resist Ikea

12. Sit still

13. Tell a joke

14. Play pool

15. Pay for dinner

16. Eat a kebab whilst walking

17. Pe-e out of a train window

18. Argue without shouting

19. Get told off without crying

20. Understand fruit machines

21. Walk past a shoe shop

22. Make a decent bacon sandwich

23. Not comment on strangers clothes

24. Use small amounts of toilet paper

25. Let you sleep with a hangover

26. Drink a pint gracefully

27. Get a round in

28. Throw a punch

29. Do magic

30. like your friends

31. Enjoy p-o- rn

32. Eat a really hot curry

33. Get to the point

34. Buy plain envelopes

35. Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet

36. Sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold"

37. Go shopping without telephoning 20 mates

38. Avoid credit card debt

39. Dive into a pool

40. Assemble furniture

41. Roll a bogey between finger and thumb

42. Set a video recorder

43. Not try and change you

44. Watch a war film

45. Understand why flirting results in violence

46. Spend a day by themselves

47. Go to the toilet by themselves

48. Buy a purse that fits in their pocket

49. Choose a video quickly

50. Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above

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13. Tell a joke

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