I watched the whole of this tripe, and not once did i see a dog of any kind.
And as for lack of a reservoir......
Come on studio bosses. Be a bit more accurate when choosing movie titles.
I could have watched "K9" again instead of this dogless rubbish.

The IMDB reviews are very negative

Most seem to give it a bad rating. Example

"I hated "Twilight". It was ten bucks and two hours of my life I will never get back. I am not a fan of the books, but I do not have any problem with Stephenie Meyer. In a way, I even feel sorry for her, even though she is making a bundle off this dismal movie.

I have a feeling "Twilight" will be a "flash in the pan". It is immensely popular right now, but I seriously doubt it will sustain its popularity. This is the sad part for Meyer; she's a passing fad. I am sure this horrible movie, and the almost inevitable horrible sequels it will spawn will be the only time Meyer's work finds its way to the silver screen."

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1099212/usercomments?start=30

I'm surprised so many people didn't like it because it was a hit and I didn't think it was terrible. Oh well, can't please everyone!

This was an absolute trainwreck of a movie. I'm not going to beat around the bush, so I'll start of with 3 reasons why this movie is terrible -

1. This movie is WAY too long! At precisely 154 mins, that's 1 hour & 54 minutes, which is just under 2 hours! It's a disgrace. I've seen dozens of films that managed to tell a complete story in just a little over an hour. And this movie takes almost 2 HOURS to tell just 1 STORY? I mean, where were the editors? Did the director even notice the absurdley long running time? My guess is NO! God!

2. This movie had NO character development! None! All it does is show characters talking, eating, and .. talking. About ....? Nothing! What a waste of screentime. It's like the whole movies goal is to make you NOT care about anyone at all in the movie. They walk around talking about bulls#it, and not showing any of thir persona. By 1 hour in the movie the characters were already developed enough, but then they have them talk more bulls#it. Do we care?

And 3. This movie is racist towards African American's. There were NO African American people in this film whatsoever. We had a handful of white guys and a handful of black guys, but NO African American's can be seen in this racist trash. Do the makers of this movie not like the country of Africa? What do they have against the people who live there? Just awful! Horrible!

There, I think I've made my point. What a horrible, vile, racist, incomprehensable piece of filth this film is.

first things first... WOW what a movie!

Paris Hilton again amazes the audience with a truly masterful performance. she shows us why she has the determination and the talent to become one of Hollywood's finest actresses.

next, i'd like to congratulate tom Putnam for showing us that he has the leadership and skill to rise among the ranks of George Lucas and Steven Spielberg.

i can't remember the last time i laughed throughout the entirety of a film. this movie gets two big thumbs up for originality, and the best acting in 2008 so far. move aside Indiana Jones, make way for one of the all time greats in the movie industry.

cheers Paris

Paris Hilton proves once again that she's an actress to watch in this uproarious comedy about a siren who won't date until her cosmetically-challenged sister can find love. Hilton plays Cristabel, who has men falling all over her, particularly childhood beau Nate (David Joel Moore). After falling out with his girlfriend, Nate realises be still carries a torch for Cristabel; but before she will date him, he must play Cupid for sister June (Christine Lakin), apparently born to pose for photos in dermatology textbooks. Outstanding performances and a tight, well-paced script make this the first must-see film of 2008. I was enthralled and captivated throughout: This film is definitely a hottie.

The reason and only reason I watched this is because of the terrible rating it got. I had to see what all the fuss was about. I thought Paris Hilton must really be making a fool of herself so I had to see if it was really that bad. Keep in mind I'm not a huge fan either, but her personal life is none of my business. Done my fair share of partying myself.

I don't think I could've have been more surprised. This was a great little romantic comedy! That's not my favorite genre either but I give credit where it's due.

The fact that people hate Paris Hilton so much that they would come on here just to vote down this movie is more than a shame, it's criminal. There is NOWAY all these people watched this and hated it.

Do yourself a favor if you like romantic comedies and WATCH THIS!!! COMPLETELY IGNORE THE RATING...................................

P.S. Never really thought Paris was all that myself, but she did GREAT and looked fabulous doing it. She produced this gem too.

Does anyone out there think that in the close-up shots of Claudia Cardinale, she looks like Britney Spears, especially her eyes? I thought so.

precisely 154 mins, that's 1 hour & 54 minutes

Ajde da dodam jedan zanimljiv podatak sa IMDBa. Nacin na koji su glasale devojke ispod 18 godina

Females under 18 rating:
The Good,the Bad and the Ugly-6.6
Once Upon a Time in the West-5
Seven Samurai-5.2
Sunset Blvd.-6
Dr.Strangelove-6.3
Citizen Kane-6.7
Apocalypse Now-6.5
Paths of Glory-4.7
The 400 Blows-4(oh my god,that's really illogical)
A Streetcar Named Desire-6.2
On the Waterfront-5.6
Bicycle Thieves-4.2(argh!)
Once Upon a Time in America-5.3