35. Yo mama like a gas station... you gotta pay before you pump.

36. Yo mama like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send her away.

37. Yo mama like a dollar bill, she gets handled all across the country.

38. Yo mama like a brick, dirty, flat on both sides, and always getting laid by Mexicans.

39. Yo mama like a railroad track, she gets laid all over the country.

40. Yo mama like cheap liquor, tastes like shit.

41. Yo mama like a bus, guys climb on and off her all day long.

42. Yo mama like a bubble gum machine, 5 cents a blow.

43. Yo mama like a fan, she's always blowing someone.

44. Yo mama like Bazooka Joe, 5 cents a blow.

45. Yo mama like a Christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her.

46. Yo mama like a turtle, once she's on her back she's fucked.

47. Yo mama like a championship ring, everybody puts a finger in her.

48. Yo mama like a paper towel, she picks up all kinds of slimy wet stuff.

49. Yo mama like a bowling ball... round, heavy, and you can fit three fingers in.

50. Yo mama like a nickel, she ain't worth a dime.

51. Yo mama like a fine restaurant, she only takes deliveries in the rear.

52. Yo mama like a Mr. Bucket, balls are always popping out of her mouth.

53. Yo mama like a Mr. Bucket, I can always put my balls in her mouth.

54. Yo mama like a chicken coop, cocks fly in and out all day.

55. Yo mama like a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, there's no wrong way to eat her.

56. Yo mama like a streetlamp, you can find her turned on at night on any street corner.

57. Yo mama like a telephone booth, open to the public, costs a quarter, and guys go in and out all day.

58. Yo mama like a library, open to the public.

59. Yo mama like a Chinese restaurant, $4.95 all you can eat.

60. Yo mama like an ATM, open 24 hours.

61. Yo mama like Discover card, she gives cash back.

62. Yo mama like a basketball hoop, everybody gets a shot.

63. Yo mama like a microwave, one button and she's hot.

64. Yo mama like speakers, loud, ugly, lives in a box, and you can turn her up, down, on, and off.

65. Yo mama like a hardware store, 25 cents a screw.

66. Yo mama like Humpty Dumpty... first she gets humped, then she gets dumped.

67. Yo mama like the Bermuda Triangle, they both swallow a lot of seamen.

68. Yo mama like a squirrel, she's always got some nuts in her mouth.

69. Yo mama like a Snickers bar, packed with nuts.

1. Yo mama teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!

2. Yo mama teeth are so yellow, she spits butter!

3. Yo mama teeth are so yellow, I can't believe its not butter.

4. Yo mama teeth are so yellow, she has to brush them with a butter knife.

5. Yo mama teeth are so yellow, she can butter a whole loaf of bread.

6. Yo mama teeth are so yellow, when she drinks water it turns into lemonade.

7. Yo mama teeth are so yellow, she looks like she got a job taste testing butter scotch.

8. Yo mama teeth are so yellow, when God said "Let there be light", he told her to smile.

1. Yo momma so dumb she studied for a drug test!

2. Yo momma so dumb she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!

3. Yo momma so dumb she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.

4. Yo momma so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

5. Yo momma so dumb that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

6. Yo momma so dumb she could trip over a cordless phone!

7. Yo momma so dumb she sold her car for gasoline money!

8. Yo momma so dumb she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

9. Yo momma so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

10. Yo momma so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

11. Yo momma so dumb when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, "O.K."

12. Yo momma so dumb she stole free bread.

13. Yo momma so dumb she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

14. Yo momma so dumb she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

15. Yo momma so dumb she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

16. Yo momma so dumb she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain.

17. Yo momma so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

18. Yo momma so dumb when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not permitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.

19. Yo momma so dumb she told everyone that she was "Illegitiment" because she couldn't read.

20. Yo momma so dumb that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.

21. Yo momma so dumb you have to dig for her IQ!

22. Yo momma so dumb it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg.

23. Yo momma so dumb she took a cup to see Juice.

24. Yo momma so dumb she asked you, "What is the number for 911?"

25. Yo momma so dumb she got stabbed in a shoot out.

1. Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

2. Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

3. Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

4. Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

5. Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

6. Yo momma so fat her waist size is equator!

7. Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell!

8. Yo momma so fat she's on both side of the family.

9. Yo momma so fat when she walks around Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!

10. Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

11. Yo momma so fat that when God said "Let There Be Light" he told her to move her fat ole ass over!

12. Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

13. Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up!

14. Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

15. Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!

16. Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

17. Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

18. Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book!

19. Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

20. Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says "To be continued."

21. Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAY-UM!"

22. Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

23. Yo momma so fat we're in her right now!

24. Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.

25. Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

26. Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.

27. Yo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her!

28. Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.

29. Yo momma so fat when she lays on the beach, people run around yelling "Free Willy!"

30. Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

31. Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!

32. Yo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "I'll Take It!"

33. Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"

34. Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

35. Yo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway.

36. Yo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her!

37. Yo momma so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

38. Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.

39. Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.

40. Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.

41. Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear a "Caution! Wide Turn" sign!

42. Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

43. Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads "One at a time, please."

44. Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

45. Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

46. Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!

47. Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!

48. Yo momma so fat God couldn't light the Earth until she moved!

49. Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

50. Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

51. Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...

52. Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.

53. Yo momma so fat , her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

54. Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch's good side!

55. Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.

56. Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!

57. Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!

58. Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views!

59. Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

60. Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

61. Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!

62. Yo momma so fat her belly button's got an echo.

63. Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

64. Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

65. Yo momma so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock.

66. Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

67. Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin' tights!

69. Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

70. Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!

71. Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu.

72. Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

73. Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.

74. Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

75. Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

76. Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips!

77. Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.

78. Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

79. Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

80. Yo momma so fat that she can't tie her own shoes.

81. Yo momma so fat she sets off car alarms when she runs.

82. Yo momma so fat she can't reach her back pocket.

83. Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn-X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!

84. Yo momma so fat she uses redwood trees to pick her teeth.

85. Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.

86. Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

87. Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

88. Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon!

89. Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.

90. Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

91. Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

92. Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

93. Yo momma so fat she uses I-95 for a Slip 'n Slide.

94. Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

95. Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!

96. Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Buic!.

97. Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship!

98. Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 757 caught in her teeth.

99. Yo momma so fat to her "light food," means under 4 Tons!

100. Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!

101. Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development.

102. Yo momma so fat she won "Miss Bessie the Cow 94."

103. Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans.

104. Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!

 

mothafuckin niggazzzzz

amerikanci steram vam ga majci

 

To je kao ona underground takmičenja repera  8 mile ... nije loše da se čuju neki retos fazoni