ARIES You're determined to receive the most cards, candy and flowers. Who says sending roses to yourself doesn't count?

TAURUS A bouquet of dandelions, dime store chocolates and dinner at a fast food restaurant? Relax, it was just a bad dream!

GEMINI You make two dates for the night -- and then backup plans with your friends in case you decide to flake on your original plans.

CANCER Ooh, there's nothing like candy heart art and lace doilies to get you going! Martha Stewart's got nothing on you.

LEO You are displeased by the single red rose some admirer left on your windshield. Clearly you are worth at least a dozen!

VIRGO You refuse to share the box of chocolates you receive -- what if someone fingers them? What if someone sneezes on your roses?

LIBRA You send valentines to everyone you know: your hairdresser, your fourth grade teacher, your manicurist, your manicurist's cousin ? You don't want anyone to feel left out.

SCORPIO Why go out for a fancy dinner when you already have dessert waiting at home? Who knew that a Cupid costume could be so sexy?

SAGITTARIUS You can't commit to sending a card -- what if the recipient reads too much into it? You fake temporary amnesia to avoid acknowledging the holiday.

CAPRICORN Lacy hearts and syrupy sentiments make you sneeze -- besides, nothing says love like a new electronic organizer!

AQUARIUS Manufactured holidays aren't your cup of decaffeinated herbal tea, but consuming a few vegan chocolates doesn't make you a conformist, does it?

PISCES You live for this stuff! The world would be such a better place if we could all just hold hands and share heart-shaped cookies every day.

nas bikove uvek bije los glas...

Hmm..ribe..nekako me bas nisu procitali  

Ko, jel ja?  Sorry... ovo nema veze sa mnom

Lacy hearts and syrupy sentiments make you sneeze -- besides, nothing says love like a new electronic organizer
ili novi telefon... Meni su pogodili, a ne znam za ostale

your manicurist's cousin.....hm