Rekli su o pivu...


A woman is alot like a beer, they smell good, they look good, and you'd step over your own mother to get one.
Homer Simpson

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemmingway

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Winston Churchill

He was a wise man who invented beer.
Plato

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
Kaiser Welhelm

Woman talks. Beer doesn' t.
Unknown

If you see a beer, do it a favor, and drink it.
Michael Jackson (every normal man )...

"The government will fall that raises the price of beer."
Czech saying

Everybody's old enough for a beer, ain't that right, Mule?
Jack Nicholson

I work until beer o'clock.
Steven King

Keep your libraries, your penal institutions, your insane asylums … give me beer. You think man needs rule, he needs beer. The world does not need morals, it needs beer. The souls of men have been fed with indigestibles, but the soul could make use of beer.
Henry Miller

And on the seventh day, God made beer.
Anonymous

You don't like jail? Naw, they got the wrong kind of bars in there.
Charles Bukowski

ovo su tako dobri razlozi da sad uzmem jedan MB, al ne..... ipak ću biti karakter... rekla sam sebi: pauza... ko zna da li cu izdrzati... a ove citate ima negde da prepišem... mnooogo su gotivni.....

Dobro je ovo uraditi kao reklamu za pivo,super ideja ,ako neko to vec nije uradio.

Homer zakon

evo sta ja kazem o pivu

Bljutava tecnost, koja unistava coveka.

Sokovi su najbolji, a posebno oni decji.

rekao bih i ja nesto al neka pa cu drugi put    

A ja sam svoje rekla.Zivelo pivo

pivo pivo piiiiiiiiiiiiiivo

Hmmmm, evo sta ja kazem: ''Cuti!''
Pivo je zakon.... samo sto mnogo goji.....

Ja imam caku za to:Ne jesti nista kad uzmes da pijes pivo,i onda nema gojenja,ja prvo jedem(veceram) pa kasnije posle par sati mogu da pijem pivo,a kao rezultat ujutru ravan stomak.