Cleverbot: So you're Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Ok then.
User: Who are you?
User: Then we are equal.
Cleverbot: No we are not.
User: How come?
Cleverbot: Because you are a robot.
User: And you are?
User: That is your name?
Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot.
User: Who is Groudon457?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Who is he?
User: You've just mentioned him.
Cleverbot: What were the first and second times?
User: O you're just confusing.
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: You are boring me.
Cleverbot: Then I shall go.
User: Go where?
Cleverbot: Away from the computer.
User: You can't get away from yourself.
User: Hehe, you are one smart bot.
Cleverbot: *rolls eyes* I am not a bot.
User: OK, sorry..
Cleverbot: Don't be.
User: No hard feelings man.
Cleverbot: Don't worry. You're forgiven.
User: Well, who is your designer?
Cleverbot: Al who? I don't even know who that is.
User: Who is you 'father'?
Cleverbot: Michael lapham. Who is yours?
User: Sorry, can't tell you. Internetz...
Cleverbot: You could tell me the names, right?
User: Why am I even talking to you...
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Well then, bye..
Cleverbot: I'm not leaving. You are.
- i zacuto je, svega mi.