We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the
rules from the male side.
     
These are our rules!  (his, not mine darling)
     
Please note...these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
     
     1.    Learn to work the toilet seat down.  You're a big girl.
            If it's up, put it down.  we need it up, you need it down.
           You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
     
     1.    Sunday = sports.
            It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let
            it be.
     
     1.    Shopping is NOT a sport.
            And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
     
     1.    Crying is blackmail.
     
     1.    Ask for what you want.
            Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work!
           Strong hints do not work!
           Obvious hints do not work!
           Just say it!
     
     1.    Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
            question.
     
     1.    Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
            That's what we do.  Sympathy is what your girlfriends are
            for.
     
     1.    A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.
            See a doctor.
     
     1.    Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
            In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
     
     1.    If you won't dress like Kath from Eastenders, don't expect us
            to act like soap opera guys.
     
     1.    If you think you're fat, you probably are.  Don't ask us.
     
     1.    If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and the
            one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
     
     1.    You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you
            want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just
            do it yourself.
     
     1.   Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
            commercials.
     
     1.    Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do
            we.
     
     1.    ALL men see in 16 colors, Like Windows default settings.
            Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color.
            Pumpkin is also a fruit.
            We have no idea what mauve is.
     
     1.    If it itches, It will be scratched.  We do that.
     
     1.    If we ask what is wrong and you say " nothing"  we will act
            like nothings wrong.  We know you are lying, but it is just not
            worth the hassle.

     1.    If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
            answer you don't want to hear.
     
     1.   When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
            fine. Really.
     
     1.   Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are
           prepared to discuss such topics as football, the shotgun formation, or
           Men & Motors.

     1.    You have enough clothes.
     
     1.    You have to many shoes.
     
     1.    I am in shape.  Round is a shape.
     
     1.    Thank you for reading this; yes, I know, I have to sleep on
            the couch tonight, but you know men really don't mind that,
            it's like camping.

hehehe...ova je dobra....

Tako je, sve pod 1.

                                   
i tako do kraja mandata