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"Бицикл је за људе који не могу да приуште ауто."
                                               Џереми Кларксон

 

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Hrvati su najhrabriji narod na svetu, ali ne zato što se ničega ne boje, već zato što se ničega ne stide!

Jovan Dučić

Boj se ovna, boj se govna, a kada ćeš onda živeti...

Meša Selimović

An elderly Albanian couple is sitting in their dark flat in Pristina. The electricity is out, yet again, and they are sitting in front of a blank television, lights out, food beginning to rot in the refrigerator which isn't running, no hot water, and certainly no cooking to do. They are just sitting there, wondering what to do next when all of the sudden, the crackle of electricity is heard when the lights begin to flicker. The television comes to life, the hum of the refrigerator can be heard and the water heater starts up.

The old man looks at his wife and says „Honey, get my gun. The Serbs are back.”

Edit by Livingston: Linkovi i bilo kakvi drugi reklamni elementi nisu dozvoljeni u potpisima korisnika!

An elderly Albanian couple is sitting in their dark flat in Pristina. The electricity is out, yet again, and they are sitting in front of a blank television, lights out, food beginning to rot in the refrigerator which isn't running, no hot water, and certainly no cooking to do. They are just sitting there, wondering what to do next when all of the sudden, the crackle of electricity is heard when the lights begin to flicker. The television comes to life, the hum of the refrigerator can be heard and the water heater starts up.

The old man looks at his wife and says „Honey, get my gun. The Serbs are back.”