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03. Okt 2005, 11:04:50
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Office life can be just like a Hollywood movie. Here’s why:



* Groundhog Day: When you feel you’re doing the same task over and over.

    * Rambo: First Blood: When it all depends on you, once more.

    * Casablanca: When you’re doing the wrong thing for the right reasons (or the
other way round).

    * Matrix: When your boss slowly circles around you, keeping you in focus, and
time stands still.

    * Batman: When some of the smiles you get look like Jack Nicholson’s impression
of arch-enemy Joker.

    * Napoleon Dynamite: When you feel you should smile back, but you can’t.

    * Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark: When you need to find that important
PowerPoint from two years ago somewhere hidden deep in the file system.

    * The Godfather: When salary’s that offer you can’t refuse.

    * Star Wars: When you feel your boss bought you like a plastic action figure to
play around with.

    * Rear Window: When looking out of the window offers more suspense than your
actual job.

    * The Usual Suspects: Whenever something goes wrong, they suspect the false ones
(and never get the right ones).

    * Goodfellas: When your day’s just as stressful as having a drug business.

    * Fight Club: When you wish you’d just sincerely beat each other silly instead
of sending mean and subtle emails.

    * Vertigo: When everything’s spinning on the way down to the cafeteria.

    * Modern Times: When, just like Charlie Chaplin, you’re trapped in a big messy
factory where everything seems to go wrong.

    * Saturday Night Fever: When the weekend just beats the non-weekend.

    * The Sting: When nobody in the project ever really understands what’s going on.

    * The Wizard of Oz: Whenever you’re sick, you feel life has more colors than
before.

    * 2001: A Space Odyssey: When your fingers hammering on the keyboard make you
look like a monkey.

    * Jaws: That dum-da dum-da sound playing in your head whenever your boss nears.

    * The Sixth Sense: When during a meeting, you’re talking, but no one’s listening.

    * Back to the Future: When you wish you could go back in time to alter how you
handled the beginnings of that disastrous project.

    * 48hrs: When you’re working overtime.

    * Seven: When you need to work on the weekend, too.

    * Ferris Bueller’s Day Off: What you do when you have problems getting up in the
morning.

    * Life of Brian: When you feel in your office everyone’s following the wrong
messiahs.

    * Gladiator: When meetings become all heated and aggressive and you’d rather be
eaten by a lion now.

    * Blade Runner: When you’re never sure if you’re talking to a robot.

    * Scarface: When you’re under a nagging suspicion your career is not gonna end
nicely.

    * E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial: When you use the office phone to, well, phone
home a lot.

    * Tootsie: When you suspect someone is not quite what they try to make you believe.

    * The Truman Show: When your boss hides a web cam in the kitchen to find out who
steals the orange juice.

    * Close Encounters of the Third Kind: When clients visit the office.

    * Forrest Gump: When the undo key doesn’t work but you did something
horrendously stupid.

    * Pulp Fiction: When there’s nothing but fast food to eat for lunch in a
two-miles radius.

    * Saving Private Ryan: When you need to help a colleague on a project in trouble.

    * Basic Instinct: When you feel on any given day at work, there’s just about 10
seconds of excitement.

    * Scream: When something unpleasant happens and you want to, but just can’t,
scream.

    * The Exorcist: When your boss bangs the phone in anger and starts bad-mouthing
loudly.

    * Reservoir Dogs: Whenever a bunch of professionals sink a project.

    * Bloodsport: When others are winning with dirty tricks.

    * Ghostbusters: When your team is ordered to fix a problem you don’t even
believe exists.

    * Final Destination: When everything that can go wrong does go wrong.

    * Dawn of the Dead: When a project you thought was finished just doesn’t seem to
go away, ever.

    * The Rocky Horror Picture Show: When you’re sure you’re in the wrong building.

    * Top Gun: No, I don’t think office life ever is as cool as Top Gun...

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