>DEAR HELP DESK
>
>
>
> I need your help.
>
> 18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2,
> which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are
> apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution
> was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
>
> To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several
>other
> applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy
>6.9.
> Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better.
> A shareware program, Party Girl 2.1, which I tried, had many bugs and
> left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for
> several weeks.
>
> Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the
>same
> time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other,
> they caused severe damage to my hardware.
> I then upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon
> had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up
> all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSex Plus and
> Cleanhouse 2002.
>
> Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be
>very
> unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically
> stored in Wife 1.0´s memory and could not be deleted. They then
> resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.
> Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail Filter, and
> can, without warning, Launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter
> products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the
>problem
> is.
>
> Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,
> requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express
> which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns
> unwelcome child processes that drain my resources. These conflict with
> some of the new games I wanted to try out, warning me that they are an
> illegal operation.
> Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it often
> crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with a rather annoying pop-up called
> Mother-In-Law, which can´t be turned off.
> Recently I´ve been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be
> problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0
> detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money files
>before
> uninstalling itself.
> Any ideas?