A QUESTIONNAIRE - FOR THE NATO PILOTS ONLY:

1. WE ARE BOMBING TELEVISION, RADIO AND INTERNET STATIONS AND RELAYS BECAUSE:
a) we are teaching the Yugoslavs about the freedom of speech
b) we are showing the Yugoslavs what is real democracy
c) because we are true patriots-we like only American programs, news, movies, and music

2. COLLATERAL DAMAGES ARE
a) dead women and children
b) captured soldiers
c) who cares anyway if it's not me?

3. WE ARE KILLING CIVILIANS BECAUSE:
a) we are trying to deliver humanitarian help
b) we are giving them their human rights
c) because we are soldiers

4. WE ARE BOMBING YUGOSLAVIA
a) in order to kill all the Serbs
b) in order to kill all 25 nationalities living in Yugoslavia beside Albanians
c) we never ask ourselves that question

5. PRESIDENT KLINTON IS TRYING
a) to be remembered in the world history not only as a sexual maniac and a great lier but as a draft-dodger who became a warrior
b) to start the World War III
c) to bring the peace to the Balkans and Europe

6. HOW WOULD YOU SPEND 20 BILLIONS OF US DOLLARS
a) to feed the hungry and house the homeless in the USA
b) to cure AIDS and cancer patients in Africa
c) to run for President and then wipe off all the small countries from the face of the Earth

7. WE PILOTS ARE BRAVE BECAUSE
a) we bomb at night (and we are not afraid of the dark)
b) because we are very high up in the sky (we are not afraid of heights)
c) because we fly very fast (and we also catapult fast)

8. WE PILOTS ARE VERY SMART BECAUSE
a) we don't make mistakes
b) we don't ask questions
c) we were told so at home

9. WE GIVE THE INDIAN NAMES TO OUR ARMS AND PLANES IN ORDER TO :
a) remember all the Indians killed by American soldiers
b) avoid the fact that the USA have no other suitably brave and noble names in history
c) we want people of the world to hate the Indians, not us

10. YUGOSLAVIA IS:
a) in Albania
b) a sovereign European country
c) an American state fighting for independence

11. NATO IS:
a) a part of the USA marshall's office
b) World's peace-keeping force
c) Ms Albright's game toy

12. MILITARY HONOUR IS:
a) to be captured unharmed by serbian animals and then cry to the mom on the phone in front of TV cameras
b) to admit you have mistaken a tractor for a tank
c) never admit to have mistaken children on the playground for the military ground forces

13. IF SOMEONE WAS BOMBING MY CHILDREN BACK HOME AND SCARE THEM SHITLESS:
a) I would volunteer and fight back
b) I would hate those savages
c) I would thank them for saving our lives from our evil President

Thanx to Rada & Peca Radojevic !

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