There are only eleven times in history when the "F" word has been considered
acceptable for use. They are as follows:


11. "What the FUCK do you mean we are sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J.Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the FUCK was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those FUCKing Indians come from?"
-- Custer 1877

8. "Any FUCKing idiot could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so FUCKing look like her!"
--Picasso, 1926

6. "How the FUCK did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the FUCKing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the FUCK am I?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered FUCKing showers, my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the FUCK is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton,1999





AND . . . . .




1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this FUCKing mad."
-- Saddam Hussein, 2003

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