izglasano na Simpson sajtovima:

Homer: A gun is not a weapon Marge, it's a tool. Like a butcher knife, or a harpoon, or... or an alligator.
(Pištolj nije oružje)

Mardž: Are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life?
Homer: Of course not Marge, just for the rest of his life.
(Zaje*i matorce)

Homer: Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time. Just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, good night.
(Uspavljivanje)

Prodavac: Take this object, but beware, it carries a terrible curse.
Homer: Ooh, that's bad.
Prodavac: But it comes with a free frogurt.
Homer: That's good!
Prodavac: The frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: That's bad.
Prodavac: But you get your choice of toppings.
Homer: That's good!
Prodavac: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
(Homer gleda zbunjeno)
Prodavac: That's bad.
(dokazuje koliko je Homer glup)

Homer: Everything looks bad if you remember it.
(Homerova teorija)

Homer: If he's so smart, how come he's dead?
(Pametni ne umiru)

Homer: I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman.
(Molitva)

Homer: Look at those morons! I paid my taxes over a year ago.
(Teško je sa porezom)

Homer: Stealing! How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain what's-his-name? We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects... (pravi razne zvuke) Where was I? Oh yeah, stay out of my booze!
(Kradeš?Kako si mogao!)

Homer: Bart! With $10,000 we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things... like love.
(Kako potrošiti $10,100)

legenda, apsolutna legenda...

Ovo mi se najviše sviđa. Stvarno je car 

hvala SF sto si mi ulepsao dan sa Homerom

Slazem se, ta dva su najbolja