>Paolo Piaia walks to work 20 blocks everyday and passes a shoe store.
>Each day he stops and looks in the window and admires a certain pair of
>Bocceli leather shoes. He wants those shoes so much it's all he can
>think about. After about 2 months he saves the $300 for the shoes and
>purchases them. Every Friday night the Italian community gets together
>at a dance at the Veneto Club, so Paolo seizes the opportunity to wear
>his new Bocceli leather shoes to the dance.


>He askes Sophia to dance, and as they dance he asks her, "Sophia, do you
>wear red panties tonight?" Sophia, startled, says, "Yes, Paolo, I ! do
>wear red panties tonight, but how do you know?" Paolo replies, "I see
>the reflection in my new $300 Bocceli leather shoes.
>How do you like them?"


>Next he asks Rosa to dance, and after a few minutes he says to her,
>"Rosa, do you wear white panties tonight?" Rosa,Also startled,says,"Yes,
>Paolo, I do wear white panties tonight, But how do you know?" He
>answers, "I see the reflection in my new $300 Bocceli leather  shoes.
>How do you like them?"


>Now as the evening is almost over and the last song is being played,
>Paolo asks Carmella to dance. Midway through the dance his face turns
>red. He says, "Carmella, be stilla my heart. Pleasa tella me you wear no
>panties tonight, pleasa, pleasa, tella me thisa be true!" Carmella
>smiles coyly and answers, "Yes Paolo, I wear no panties tonight."
>Paolo gasps and says, "Thanka Goodness... I thought I had a CRACK in my
>new $300 Bocceli leather shoes."