Interesting quotes I've found:


"Everyone Wants to goto Heaven, but nobody wants to die..."

"The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use the words."
- Philip K.Dick

"Going to strip clubs is like feeding a hungry man plastic fruit."
- Rob Cantrell

"Be careful: The toes you step on today may be connected to the ass you'll be kissing tomorrow."
- Ving Rhames

"I say that the admirable and good person, man or woman, is happy, but that the one who's unjust and wicked is miserable."
- Socrates

"First God created idiots. That was for practice. Then he created school boards."
- Mark Twain

"Don't try to be a great man, just be a man, and let history be the judge."
- Zefram Cochrane

"This town is a back-stabbing, scum-sucking, small-minded town, but thanks for the money."
- Roseanne Barr

"When you have no one, no one can hurt you."

"With great power comes great responsibility."
- Stan Lee/Spider Man

"To test a man's character, give him power."
- Abraham Lincoln

"To err is human, to forgive is divine."

"Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without"
- Confucius

"No one would go hungry underestimating the poor tastes of the American public."
- P.T. Barnum

"programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. so far the universe is winning."

"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."
- Hunter S. Thompson

bas zanimljivo

Bas bas zanimljivo, i istinito...

Skoro me je uhvatilo da citam poslovice u izvornom obliku....

Ja sam knjige citao ranije a sad me mrzi i na srpskom...

Ja nisam knjigu sa papira procitao ne pamtim... ali sa ekrana svaki dan nesto... imam ja svoje tripove

Mene peku oci kad citam sa ekrana

Nisu navikle ko moje

True ... true !!!

Age is not important unless you're a cheese - Helen Hayes
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself  - Peter O'Toole
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live  - Bob Hope.
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population  - David Letterman
Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?  - John Mendosa
What's another word for thesaurus?  - Steven Wright
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR officers  - Daniel J. Boorstin
Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me  - G.W. Hegel
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me  - Hunter S. Thompson.
Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps  - Emo Philips
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally  - WC Fields
Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies  - Adrienne Gusoff
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police  - Jeff Marder
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either  - Dick Cavett
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets  - Dave Edison
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country  - Elaine Boosler
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid  - Hedy Lamarr
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman  - Marion Pearson
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house - Gabor
Any American who is prepared to run for President should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from every doing so  - Gore Vidal
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts  - Will Rogers
Americans have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say 'lift' ... they say 'President', we say 'stupid psychopathic git'  - Alexai Sayle
The Internet is a gateway to get on the net  - Bob Dole
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls  - George Bush
..do your homework. You can't lead without knowing what you're talking about... - George Bush
Competence is a narrow ideal. Competence makes the trains run on time but doesn't know where they're going - George Bush
I have opinions of my own- strong opinions- but I don't always agree with them - George Bush
It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or another - George Bush
This is America - a brilliant diveristy spread like stars, like a thousand points in a broad and peaceful sky - George Bush
Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning? - George Bush
It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it - dan quayle
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet - Rodney Dangerfield.
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac - George Carlin
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own - Les Dawson
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down - George Burns
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with - Marty Feldman
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture - Robin Williams
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no' - Woody Allen
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens - Woody Allen
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen
I failed to make the chess team because of my height - Woody Allen
Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions - Woody Allen
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it through not dying - Woody Allen
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch - Woody Allen
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife - Groucho Marx
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read - Groucho Marx
Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do! - Groucho Marx
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped - Groucho Marx
I must confess, I was born at a very early age - Groucho Marx
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' - Groucho Marx
It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in - TOMMY COOPER
I can resist everything except temptation - Oscar Wilde
I have nothing to declare except my genuis - Oscar Wilde
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing - Emo Philips
I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine - Emo Philips
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving - stephen wright
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind - Humprey Bogart
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on  - Joe E Lewis
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die - Joe Louis
He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt - Joseph Heller
Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others - Groucho Marx.
He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend; provided, of course, he really is dead  - Voltaire.
I can speak Esperanto like a native - Spike Milligan
Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer - Rita May Brown
Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country - Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer - Paul Ehrlich
Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers - Leonard Brandwein
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity - Dennis Ritchie
The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again - Al Goodman.
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and it annoys the pig - Khaled Mardam-Bey
I'm not easily impressed...o look, a blue car!!! - Homer J. Simpson