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Tema: An Irish daughter

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lagarrigue

26. Dec 2005, 15:46:39

Svakodnevni prolaznik

tako mi mlijeka u prahu ja kidam nalijevo !

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An Irish daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cussed her; " Where have you been all this time, you ingrate! Why didn't you write us, not even a line to let us know how you were doing? Why didn't you call? You little tramp! Don't you know what you put your Mum through??!!"

The girl, crying, replied,
"Sniff, sniff... Dad... I became a prostitute..."

"WHAT!!? Out of here, you shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family - I don't ever want to see you again!"

"OK, Dad - as you wish. I just came back to give Mom this luxury fur coat, title deeds to a ten bed-roomed mansion, plus a savings account certificate for Â£ 1 million. For my little brother, this gold Rolex, and for you Daddy the spanking new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a lifetime membership to the Country Club...(takes a breath)...and an invitation for you all to spend New Years' Eve on board my new yacht in Cannes, and...."

"Now what was it you said you had become again girl ?"

Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff... A prostitute Dad! ... Sniff, sniff"

"Oh! My Goodness ! - you scared me half to death, girl! I thought you said "a Protestant". Come over 'ere and give your ol' man a hug!

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He now works for Microsoft,writting error messages!!

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27. Dec 2005, 02:05:12

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27. Dec 2005, 02:25:47

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27. Dec 2005, 19:04:38

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27. Dec 2005, 19:12:16

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And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

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27. Dec 2005, 19:23:16

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27. Dec 2005, 19:25:08

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27. Dec 2005, 22:58:29

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28. Dec 2005, 01:16:13

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