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Ja, maar niet te veel.
Translation: Yes, but not too many
Who: Gerrit Achterberg Dutch poet.
Note: Achterberg had just parked his car, when his wife asked: "Shall I bake some potatoes?" After answering the question he suffered a fatal heart attack.
[Asked by Mrs. Clark if he knew what day it was.]
"Oh, yes; it is the glorious Fourth of July. It is a great day. It is a good day. God bless it. God bless you all. [He then lapsed into unconsciousness. He awakened later, and mumbled] Thomas Jefferson..."
Who: John Adams
John Adams died on July 4, 1826. He is often quoted as having said "Thomas Jefferson still survives." with some depictions indicating he might have not expressed the entire statement before dying, ie: "Thomas Jefferson… still survi—", but some research indicates that only the words "Thomas Jefferson" were clearly intelligible among his last.
This is the last of Earth! I am content..
Who: John Quincy Adams, US President, February 21, 1848.
Is it not meningitis?
Who: Louisa May Alcott
To the strongest!
Who: Alexander the Great
In response to his generals asking the heirless Alexander which one of them would get control of the empire.
When asked on his deathbed who was to succeed him, his voice may have been indistinct. Alexander may have said "Krateros" (the name of one of his generals), but he was not around, and the others may have chosen to hear "Kratistos- the strongest".
Wait a minute...
Who: Pope Alexander VI
mè mou tous kuklous taratte (Μη μου τους κύκλους τάραττε)
Translation: Don't disturb my circles!
Who: Archimedes
In response to a Roman soldier who was forcing him to report to the roman general after the capture of Syracuse, while he was busy sitting on the ground proving geometry theorems. The soldier killed him.
What time is it ?
Who: Ataturk to his doctors on November 10th 1938, at 9:05 am

B
How were the receipts today at Madison Square garden?
Who: P.T Barnum, Circus Entrepreneur
I can't sleep.
Who: J.M Barrie
Now I can cross the Shifting Sands.
Who: L. Frank Baum, author of The Wizard of Oz
Note: Baum was referring to the Shifting Sands, the impassable desert surrounding the Land of Oz.
Applaud, my friends, the comedy is finished.
Who: Ludwig van Beethoven
Plaudite, amici, comedia finita est.; the formula traditionally used to end a performance of commedia del arte.
Note: Some sources claim Beethoven's last words were "I shall hear in Heaven".
Passi-ho bé, senyor Bernades (Catalan)
Translation: Goodbye, Mr. Bernades
Who: Josep Bernades
Dêem-me café, vou escrever!
Translation: Give me coffee, I´m going to write
Who: Olavo Bilac, Brazilian poet
¿Quién es? ¿Quién es? (Spanish)
Translation: Who is it? Who is it?
Who: Billy the Kid
I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
Who: Humphrey Bogart
France, armée, Joséphine...
Translation: France, army, Josephine
Who: Napoleon Bonaparte
Now I shall go to sleep. Goodnight.
Who: Lord George Byron

C
Acta est fabula.
Translation: The story has been completed.
Who: Caesar Augustus
Attributed
This is the phrase said at the end of Roman plays.
Et tu, Brute?
Translation: And you, Brutus? / "You, too, Brutus?"
Who: Julius Caesar
Attributed to him by Shakespeare's famous play; his real last words are unknown. Brutus, one of Caesar's assassins, was his adopted son. According to Suetonius, Caesar's last words were Ista quidem vis est! ("This is violence!").
Vivo.
Translation: I live!
Who: Caligula, Roman Emperor
Take a step forward lads - it'll be easier that way.
Who: Erskine Childers, last words, to his firing squad, Irish Civil War 1922
The Earth is suffocating... Swear to make them cut me open, so that I won't be buried alive.
Who: Frederic Chopin, Polish composer and pianist.
I'm bored with it all.
Who: Winston Churchill, before slipping into a coma and dying nine days later.
I have tried so hard to do right.
Who: Grover Cleveland, US President, died 1908
Thank God. I'm tired of being the funniest person in the room.
Who: Del Close, improvisor, teacher and comedian, died 1999
Since the day of my birth, my death began its walk. It is walking towards me, without hurrying.
Who: Jean Cocteau
Good morning, Robert.
Who: Calvin Coolidge, to a carpenter working on his home
More weight.
Who: Giles Corey, as he was being interrogated during the Salem Witch Trials. Massive stones were piled upon his chest in an effort to get him to confess, though he eventually crushed to death, admitting nothing.
Dammit . . . Don't you dare ask God to help me.
Who: Joan Crawford. This comment was directed towards her housekeeper who began to pray aloud.
That was a great game of golf, fellers.
Who: Bing Crosby. He was playing the whole 18 holes of golf (even when his doctor said to only do nine). 20 minutes after the game, he died of a heart attack.
Why not? After all, it belongs to Him!
Who: Charlie Chaplin. He said this when one of the people standing near him spoke to him, "May God Bless Your Soul".
In keeping with Channel 40's policy of bringing you the latest in blood and guts and in living color, you are going to see another first -- attempted suicide.
Who: 30-year-old anchorwoman Christine Chubbuck, who, on July 15, 1974, during technical difficulties during a broadcast, said these words on-air before producing a revolver and shooting herself in the head. She was pronounced dead in hospital fourteen hours later.

D
I am not the least afraid to die.
Who: Charles Darwin
That guy's got to stop... He'll see us.
Who: James Dean
Words said before dying in a car accident.
But how the devil do you think this could harm me?.
Who: Denis Diderot, French encyclopedist, upon being warned by his wife not to eat too much.
Little Cousins, Called back.
Who: Emily Dickinson. Letter to Louise and Frances Norcross, May 1886.
Source: Johnson, Thomas H., ed. Emily Dickinson Selected Letters. Cambridge: Belknap, 1971.
Get these fucking nuns away from me.
Who: Norman Douglas
Shakespeare, I come!
Who: Theodore Dreiser. 28 December 1945
"Farewell my friends, I go to glory!"
Who: Isadora Duncann
Note: Said before she got in her car to go home. Her scarf got caught around the wheel and strangled her instantly as the driver took off.
Stay back, this could hurt someone.
Who: R. Budd Dwyer, former treasurer of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania as he brandished the handgun with which he shot himself in the head moments later.

E
To my friends: My work is done. Why wait?
Who: George Eastman, Inventor (in his suicide note)
It's very beautiful over there.
Who: Thomas Edison
Words spoken as he stared outside of his bedroom window.
I've always loved my wife, my children, and my grandchildren, and I've always loved my country. I want to go. God, take me.
Who: Dwight D. Eisenhower
Was ist mit mir geschehen?
Translation: What has happenend to me?
Who: Elisabeth of Austria

F
Es ist gar nichts... es ist gar nichts...
Translation: It's nothing... it's nothing...
Who: Franz Ferdinand Archduke of Austria
Whispered to Count Harrach as the Archduke fell unconscious after being shot; he died shortly without ever regaining consciousness
I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring.
Who: Richard Feynman
The nourishment is palatable.
Who: Former US President Millard Fillmore
Notes: This was his response when his physician inquired about his food.
Hey, Jimmie! The Chimney Sweeps. Talk to the Sword. Shut up, you got a big mouth! please come help me up, Henny. Max come over here... French Canadian bean soup...I want to pay, let them leave me alone...
Who: Arthur Flegenheimer, mobster, also known as Dutch Schultz.
Notes: Flegenheimer had been fatally shot by another mobster and taken to the hospital. As police officers interrogated him on his deathbed, he gave them long and frequently incoherent answers before finally dying.
How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? 'French Fries'.
Who: James French.
Notes: French was sentenced to the electric chair.
This is absurd! This is absurd! [english translation]
Who: Sigmund Freud

G
Hey Ram!...
Translation: This is an exclamation to Ram (or Rama), who in Hindu traditions is one of the manifestations of Vishnu. Hey Ram means "O! lord Ram!". (This is invoking the name of Rama, rather than an expression of surprise)
Who: Attributed to Mahatma Gandhi.
[To his chief of staff, David G. Swaim] Oh Swaim, there is a pain here. Swaim, can't you stop this? Oh, oh, Swaim!
Who: James Abram Garfield, American President.
I feel pain here.
Who: Charles de Gaulle, French leader.
Try to accomplish your aim with diligence.
Who: Gautama Buddha
Bugger Bognor.
Who: King George V of the United Kingdom
Mehr Licht.
Translation: More light.
Who: Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
It is also reported that "Come my little one, and give me your hand." were the last words he declared to his daughter Ottilie.
Bakayaro! Bakayaro!
Translation: Stupid Bastards! Stupid Bastards!
Who: Admiral Aritomo Goto's last words to his staff, October 11, 1942
Mehr nicht mehr.
Translation: More not more.
Who: D. Granosalis
Water.
Who: Ulysses S. Grant
It's stopped.
Who: Joseph Henry Green, upon checking his own pulse.
I know you've come to kill me. Shoot, you are only going to kill a man.
Who: Che Guevara. Variants :
"I know you are here to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man."
"Know this now, you are killing a man.
These reportedly were his last words, spoken to Sergeant Jaime Terán, who in different accounts had either volunteered to be his executioner, or been selected by lot. Because of the many different reports that have arisen, much confusion and uncertainty exists about his actual last words. His last words to Colonel Arnaldo Saucedo Parada, head of intelligence of the Eighth Division who delivered the official report on Che's final moments were reported as: "I knew you were going to shoot me; I should never have been taken alive. Tell Fidel that this failure does not mean the end of the revolution, that it will triumph elsewhere. Tell Aleida to forget this, remarry and be happy, and keep the children studying. Ask the soldiers to aim well." Some also report his final words as those he reportedly declared when he surrendered: "Don't shoot, I am Che Guevara and I am worth more to you alive than dead." At one point early in the confusions General Ovando, Chief of Bolivian Armed Forces, declared that he had died in battle, and that just before he dying he had declared: "I am Che Guevara and I have failed" these are sometimes accepted as his last words, though subsequent reports have generally discredited that initial account.
Summary of various accounts of Che Guevara's Death at George Washington University
Apparently, this news is meant to mislead us.
These are actually his last written words: They are the last paragraph of Che's last writing, "Bolivian Diary", which is the log Che kept during the Bolivian operations. Che is referring to information that he had about the ambush that the Bolivian army had prepared, and during which Che was arrested.

H
Southerly gales, squalls, lee rail under water, wet bunks, hard tack, bully beef, wish you were here--instead of me!
Who: Richard Halliburton, last known communication from the Chinese junk Sea Dragon at sea, March 23 1939
This is a mortal wound, doctor.
Who: Alexander Hamilton
That's good. Read some more.
Who: Warren G. Harding, to his wife, who was reading him flattering newspaper accounts.
I know that I am going where Lucy is.
Who: Rutherford B. Hayes, speaking of his late wife
Turn up the lights— I don't want to go home in the dark.
Who: O. Henry (William Sydney Porter), June 5, 1910
All is lost! Monks, Monks, Monks! So, now all is gone - Empire, Body, and Soul!.
Who: Henry VIII
Ich bin Heinrich Himmler.
Translation: I am Heinrich Himmler.
Who: Heinrich Himmler
This is funny.
Who: Doc Holliday
I'm tired of fighting.
Who: Harry Houdini
I see black light.
Who: Victor Hugo
When the music's over, turn off the lights.
Who: Adolf Hitler, before his suicide in 1945.

I
Tvert imot!
Translation: On the contrary!
Who: Henrik Ibsen
Notes: This was his response to a nurse who said she thought he looked better than usual.

J
Let us cross over the river, and rest under the shade of the trees.
Who: General Stonewall Jackson
"Is it the Fourth?" [Doctor Robley Dunglison: "It soon will be."] "I resign my spirit to God, my daughter to my country."
Who: Thomas Jefferson
Jefferson died on July 4, 1826. This was the 50th Anniversary of the signing of the American Declaration of Independence, which was written mostly by Thomas Jefferson.
Father, into thy hands I commend my spirit.
Who: Jesus of Nazareth. Last words according to Luke 23:46 : "And when Jesus had cried with a loud voice, he said, Father, into thy hands I commend my spirit: and having said thus, he gave up the ghost." (KJV)
It is finished.
Last words according to John 19:30 : "When Jesus therefore had received the vinegar, he said, It is finished: and he bowed his head, and gave up the ghost." (KJV)
Eloi, Eloi, lama sabacthani? (God, God, why have you forsaken me?)
The last words (among very few) that are preserved of the Aramaic which Jesus spoke. (Mark 15:34 & Matthew 27:46)
I am ready to go to the father's house.(In Polish)
Who: Pope John Paul II
Never by God will that be that a King of Bohemia flees from the battle.
Who: John the Blind of Luxemburg
Send Mike immediately!
Who: Lyndon Johnson, to a Secret Service agent over an in-house telephone